Hugh Jackman Explains Wolverine Re-Shoots via E-mail to AICN

I had been reading that the new X-Men movie, "X-Men Origins: Wolverine", was undergoing extensive re-shoots in Vancouver, Canada. There was speculation that since Fox would be winning a settlement over the distribution rights to the upcoming "Watchmen" movie, this influx of fresh cash from Warner Bro's was allowing for Fox to add some more badass'ery to the Wolverine movie. Apparently, that is not so. Here's Hugh Jackman's e-mail to Harry Knowles, of Ainticool.com.

Hey Mate- Would you mind posting this? Thank you for your support! HJ

Hey everyone -

It's Hugh Jackman, sending this note from freezing Vancouver. I have read a lot of your online comments regarding the footage that we are currently shooting and I share your passion for the Wolverine character and the movie - I owe it all to you guys!

I wanted to reach out and let you know that due to scheduling conflicts with certain cast members and location/weather considerations, we had to wait until now to shoot a couple of scenes. Please rest assured that WOLVERINE will be badass and hopefully meet all of your expectations. I am stoked by the positive response to the teaser, which clearly reflects the tone and scope of the film. If you like that, we've got much more in store!

In the meantime, here's an exclusive shot of some characters you may recognize...

Cheers,

Hugh

He also included the picture that is re-posted below.

Click on the picture to see it get berserker rage big, snickity snickt! And, in case you haven't been to a movie theater lately, or just heard of the internets, the teaser trailer for "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" is below.

Crank 2: High Voltage Trailer

I absolutely loved the first "Crank" movie. There was no thinking required. It was all action and I had a blast watching it. I thought a sequel was unlikely, being that it looked like Jason Statham's character, "Chev Chelios", died. But, the first few seconds of this trailer for "Crank 2: High Voltage" clears that up for you rather simply and then launches you into another electrically fueled violent romp through the streets of Los Angeles. I don't think I have to tell you that I'm looking forward to this movie coming out. Check out the trailer, courtesy of IGN.com.

The Downfall of the English Language Sends and E-mail

It has become crystal clear to me that the people I work with are, for the most part because there are always exceptions to the rule, a bunch of grammatical retards. I got this e-mail in my work inbox (as well as everyone else in the unit) asking for contributions to celebrate a co-worker's birthday. Throughout the e-mail, anything in [] is me doing commentary on the material contained within the e-mail.

One of your co-workers birthday is arrivaling [arrivaling? When did that become a word? Is the new form of departure now departuraling?] soon we planned to celebrate on the 15th of the month. Xxxxxxx loves Popeyes chicken [I like it too, but I'm a vegetarian, so I'm contributing for food that I can't eat], everybody knows that food are expenses [I also know food is expensive], and we can’t afford to feed people that don’t contribute. So in order to make this date a successful one for xxxxxxx we are asking everyone in her unit to give $5.. [not sure why there's a double period there] Again this is for the chicken, cake or cheesecake (her speciality) [which she didn't make, so I think she meant her "favorite"] and etc…Keep in mind xxxxxxx gives to everybody…P.S. If you don’t donate we have to asked you not to help yourself with the food [what? I did donate, and I didn't help myself to the food]… ..Any questios please contact xxxx —ext.xxx & xxx-xxx ext.xxxxx

I x'd out the person's name and extension for their protection, but this e-mail was seriously circulated to every single person in my unit. Furthermore, it was authored by someone that just celebrated working for the bank 30 years. That's longer than I have been alive. You'd think that in those 30 years of service, she would have learned how to write something semi-coherent, but I guess not.

Ryan Seacrest High-Five's a Blind Guy

I guess "American Idol" is back with a new season. I don't watch the show, so I didn't actually see this happen. I actually heard about this on the radio on my way to work a couple of mornings ago. But, here he is, trying to congratulate a blind contestant with a high-five he clearly didn't see coming. . . . Get it? 'Cause he's blind. I would call Ryan Seacrest a giant douchebag for doing this, but he's tiny. Like a bleached (and subsequently spray-tanned) smurf in metro-sexual clothing.

Whitney Port Bikini + Nip Slip PIctures = Who the Hell is Whitney Port?

Maybe I'm not doing a great job of following MTV and all of it's reality show spin-offs. Apparently, there's a show on that cable channel called "The City", which is an abortion of the already established and (I have no idea why) popular show "The Hills", which was teenage-birthed by MTV's first televised program about privileged youth: "Laguna Beach". Which, still leaves me wondering: Who the hell is Whitney Port? And to tell you the truth, part of me doesn't want to know. Because, just like in "Scanners", I think my head would explode like a ripe melon if someone sat me down and explained the chronology behind why this girl has a television show about her.

What I'll do instead, is check out these bikini pictures, which come with nipple slip (for as long as Photobucket lets it, so, by the time you read this, there might be a "content deleted" picture where the nipple slip should be . . . early bird gets the nipple around here) because it's the only real way to maintain my sanity. I kinda need that, right?



Click on the pictures to make them, and parts of your anatomy, larger.

Franklyn Trailer

It's not clear yet if the U.S. will get this movie or not. It just screened at the London Film Festival and was picked up for U.K. and European release next month, but so far, no news that an American distributor has acquired it. Which, would be a shame if it didn't. Adult (not porno, but thematically mature as opposed to a kiddie film that might appeal to a segment of the adult population) fantasy is few and far between, specially ones that look as good as "Franklyn" does. And the cast is no slouch either. You get Eva Green, Ryan Phillipe, and some great British talent that has worked on a host of awesome films in front of and behind the cameras ranging from "Startdust" and "Layer Cake" to "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" and the upcoming comic book adaptation "Kick-Ass". Did I mention the movie looks fantastic as well? Check out the trailer and cross your fingers. I totally want to see this. I hope it makes its overseas journey to our American theaters.

The Japanese Louis Armstrong

I somehow need to get a cable channel where they show nothing but Japanese game shows. I don't even know what kind of competition this is . . . but if it involves a dude in black face, making faces that I could only correlate to a bad case of constipation, I want to watch it. Sure, this could be seen as borderline racist, but remember, if you hate this Japanese dude for impersonating a black man, then you're kind of hating Asians, and that would complete the racism cycle. So, instead of being part of the problem, just laugh, move on, and be part of the solution.

I should be an inspirational speaker.

New Transformers Movie Teases with Poster

I wish I could be showing you a teaser trailer for the upcoming Transformers movie. But alas, alls I have is this teaser poster. A bit on the foreboding side. Looks like Megatron is pissed. At least, I think that's Megatron. Didn't he die at the end of the last movie? Who cares, as long as Megan Fox is back looking like your dream mechanic, it's all good right? I also read that this Transformers movie will make the previous one look like an indie flick in terms of the scope and all of the cool shit they've crammed into it. Again, as long as Megan Fox is running around, looking super hot, I'm there.

The Dangers of Leaving Seller Feedback on Amazon

I did a large chunk of my Christmas 2008 shopping on Amazon.com. For the most part, it was convenient, speedy, and affordable. When I was buying things directly from the company. But one item, the i-Dance Walle, was sold out through Amazon, and I had to purchase it from one of their partner retailers for double what it would have cost if I had bought it directly from the online retailer.

And I was fine with it, because I knew the gift would be loved by the recipient. So, when I got an e-mail from Amazon asking me to rate the transaction, even though I had felt robbed a little, I went ahead and gave this retailer, "Buy 4 Less Shop" a 3 out 5 stars. A neutral review. Which, in retrospect, I'm feeling I was extremely generous with.

Fast forward to today. I open my e-mail, and I get this in my inbox:

Greetings!

Recently I've noticed that you left us neutral feedback for this
order, stating that "The item arrived on time. Not sure why the seller goes by "Buy 4 less" as I had to pay just about double for what this item cost. But whatever, no one else had it." Please understand, that in order for us to be able to provide our customers with great service and convenience of online shopping some items we sell are sold at over retail price. It might look like we making out as bandits on this sale, but please trust me, we do not. Let me explain - Amazon.com charges us 15% of each sale amount, including shipping charges, so all
we received from Amazon.com after fees was $33.90. Actual shipping expense was $5.29, that leaves us with $28.61. Our purchase price was $21, so that leaves $7.61 BEFORE any of our internal expenses and taxes that we have to pay, so that leaves us with nowhere near a double profit.

If we would set our price any less than it was we would be selling at a loss and no business can operate like that. We did everything we promised, delivering your purchase promptly (your purchase was made on 11/29 and delivered on 12/04) and in the condition described.

We really would like to ask you to reconsider your decision and remove the feedback you left for us as it is damaging to our business. We would greatly appreciate if you did. You can do it in one easy step by following this link :

https://www.amazon.com/gp/css/summary/edit

You will find a feedback section two-thirds of the way down the page. To remove feedback, please click on the "Remove" link

Looking forward to hear from you,

XXXXX
Buy 4 Less Shop

You can see my original review in the body of their e-mail. I italicized it for better viewing. This store is pretty much telling me to go back and delete the feedback, because they explained to me why they overcharged me and because the item arrived on time. Everything in the transaction went through fine. That's why I gave them the 3 out of 5 stars. I just wasn't happy with the price that I had to pay, but I'm still entitled to letting people know that even though everything went according to plan, I was a little dissatisfied with the actual price I had to pay. Here's my e-mail response to them:

Thank you for explaining your business practices to me. The review/seller feedback will still stand. It is, after all, my opinion, and I am entitled to it. Furthermore, a neutral review is not a negative review, so please don't make me re-evaluate my opinion again. But it is by your store's own admission that you overcharged me for this product. I understand that "Buy 4 Less" does not like what I said, which is why I'm getting this e-mail, but they have to understand that we live in a free country where anyone can say anything they want so long as it's the truth. And the truth is, you overcharged me to cover your business expenses.

Looking forward to not hearing anything else about this,

Jaime
Neutral Consumer

From now on, I'm only buying shit online from Amazon directly. At least when you give them a review, they don't send you a pussified e-mail asking you to go back and silence yourself because they don't like your opinion of their services. I have no ill-will or bad feelings towards "Buy 4 Less Shop", but because of this e-mail, it's going to further cement my resolution to not buy anything from them ever again.

One last thing before I go. Amazon.com (which has a partnership with Target) had it for $19.99, so you can see, from their excuse: "we would be selling at a loss and no business can operate like that" doesn't really hold any water. Apparently, Amazon.com and Target can operate like this and they're still in business.

Broken Lizard's Slammin' Salmon Red Band Trailer

I love me some Broken Lizard movies. "Super Troopers", "Club Dread" and "Beerfest" hold a special place in my heart. We can forget "Puddle Jumper" ever happened. I mean, it was their first movie. Let's consider that an audition to greatness. But, their new movie is coming out, and sadly, it's not the hinted at sequel to "Beerfest" that was supposed to take place in Amsterdam. This new one is called "Slammin' Salmon", and the guys were gracious enough to cut a red ban trailer for this one. For those not in the know, these type of trailers own the crap out of the regular trailers you'd see in the theaters. Special thanks to Collider for hosting the adult version of this trailer. Check it out and look for this in theaters later this year.

Madonna's Vagina - Purse Endorser

Not sure how, or actually why, the Louis Vuitton company got Madonna's crotch to endorse their handbags. Is anyone seeing this and thinking "Oooh! It's Madonna's panty-covered vag' . . . I need me a new purse!". But hey, I'm not a genius in marketing, but I have a suggestion for their next ad campaign. Maybe don't ransack a museum next time for the freshest looking mummified remains and go with someone that . . . fuck it, anyone else will do. I'm pretty sure this ad will not make Guy Ritchie buy Louis Vuitton shit.

BAFW Remebers: XMAS 2008

This would be where I brag about the cool shit I got this past Christmas. Funny thing about this year's festivities: Not a single present was purchased for Christ. He totally gets shafted on his own, alleged, birthday. Anyway, on to the presents.

Movies on DVD:
Planet Terror
Death Proof
Sold Out: A Threevening with Kevin Smith

XBOX 360 Games & Accessories:
Fallout 3
XBOX 360 Chatpad w/headset
XBOX 360 rechargeable battery (black)

Clothing:
Old Navy Hoodie
Sheep Love t-shirt
Another, non-Old Navy, but still adequately cool Hoodie
Around the House Slippers

Reading Material:
Marvel Zombies - Dead Days
Marvel Zombies #2
Breaking Bad News with Cute Animals

Misc & Cash:
Tickets to a Hockey Game (Jan. 9th 2009)
Olive Garden Gift Card
H&M Gift Card
LED Pocket Flashlight
Cash Money from the Parents

I really should have done this Christmas morning, because now, I'm not quite remembering what I got. If I've forgotten anything (dear Wife), it's not because I didn't like it. I'm just too lazy to go check out my presents now, which are dispersed throughout our luxurious, one bedroom, estate.

BAFW 2008 in Review

So, 2008 surely happened. I don't think I've ever experienced a year go by so fast. Posting was surely down as a direct result of increased hours spent at work. Which, directly impacted my bottom line as far as money. 2008 is the year, so far, that I've made the most money ever. Of course, the IRS and Social Security kept a large chunk of it, but a nice big chunk of that actually also went to my 401K and pension retirement plans.

As far as what I've got in store for 2009 . . . well, things are still sketchy right now. Do I want to keep doing this for another year? Blogging seemed like such a novelty when I started this damn near 4 years ago. I mean, it's likely that I'll continue, but I don't want to promise a certain number of posts per week or per month. I'll play it by ear, see what happens.

So, even though 2008 has been dead and buried for 4 days already, I'd like to say my goodbyes. 2008, you've been a good year to me. Let's hope your younger sibling, 2009, will treat me as well, if not better, than you did. See you never again.

Lesbian Vampire Killers Trailer

I realize I've pretty much been absent since a few days before Christmas, and now it's almost the end of the year. December has been a lean month for posts, but here I am, 10 min's til 4AM, and I have a new post for you. And how could I not post this for you folks. This movie will come out next year, and this is a bit of a teaser trailer, but the flick is called "Lesbian Vampire Killers", and it's either about a bunch of vampires that are lesbians, and naturally killers as well, or, it's about a cadre of lesbian vampire hunting chicks. Either way, you win. Check out the teaser and look out for this movie.

"My Name is Bruce" Screening 12/20/2008

BAFW & The Sal were in attendance this past Saturday night in West Los Angeles's Nuart Theater for the screening of the aforementioned movie. What can I say about this movie. It's terrible. But, that's why I love it. I know, it's kind of backwards, but if you're a fan of Bruce Campbell, then you know that pretty much after "Evil Dead 2", he's fully embraced "B-Movies". And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Do I even need to go into plot details about this? It's not like you can go watch it in theaters. Last night was it's final theatrical showing before it's released on DVD in a couple of months. I guess I can give you a couple of details. Bruce Campbell plays himself, self-depricating his own career, when he is kidnapped by a super-fan to help fight an ancient Chinese demon that was accidentally released and went on a murderous rampage. There is plenty of comedy, everyone in attendance spent most of the night laughing their collective asses off.

The highlight of the screening though, for me, and I'm sure most of the other fans there, was the Q&A with Bruce Campbell himself. He was there, answering questions from the fans. There's really nothing that I care to transribe from the Q&A, as Campbell himself started asking the audience for questions that he could actually answer. But, even with the ridiculous questions that were fielded that night, Campbell took it all in stride and made everyone laugh with his often sarcastic remarks.

Make sure you check out "My Name is Bruce" when it hits DVD in February.

Revenge of the RROD!

Microsoft . . . you're breaking my heart. Sometimes I feel like a battered housewife that just keeps coming back for more helpings of emotional abuse. Why do I keep putting up with this? This is not the first time I've had the much feared "Red Ring of Death" (RROD) happen to me. It's not even the second time. This is the third instance of this problem for me. And I just bought the XBOX 360 Elite this past August. I've had it for less than 6 months and already this fatal flaw in the gaming console has shown up.

Thankfully, this is not the only XBOX 360 that I have sitting around the house. I still have my original, twice RROD'ed, XBOX 360. And while I know I can get the Elite one fixed at no cost because of the extended warranty that Microsoft placed on the machine because of all the RROD failures, it still bothers me. What happens if my backup fails while my main machine is out for repair?!

When is Apple coming out with a gaming console already. I bet you that shit would never fail.

Ellen & Britney Spread the Xmas Cheer

Britney Spears is looking surprisingly sane and lucid in this video that came from the Ellen DeGeneres Show. I had some advance notice about this from my wife, who watches the show (something in her female genetic makeup just attracts her to this type of television programming). There's not much to see in this if you're looking for a scandal . . . and not much to see if you're looking for humor either. We all know that Aretha and a wreath sound the same . . . but it doesn't make it funny. And the bad singing bit was maybe chuckle-worthy the first time they tried it, but by the 5th and 6th instance of that joke, it was feeling like they were beating a dead horse. But, at least Britney wasn't beating that dead horse with an umbrella while sporting a just shaved head. Silver lining.

GeeDub Gets the Boot

It was bound to happen eventually, I just didn't think someone would take it so literally. George W Bush got attacked by a "sweaty shoe" while having a press conference in Iraq. He displayed some impressive reflexes, as he narrowly dodged the flying footwear that had been aimed straight at his head. Too bad our lame duck President couldn't have translated those reflexes into mental fortitude these past eight years.

Audrina Patridge Shops for Bikini in a Bikini

It would seem that every time I post something about "The Hills" "star", Audrina Patridge, she's in a bikini. So, it should be no surprise to me that she would be wearing a bikini while shopping for a bikini. I know she most likely resides in Southern California, but seriously, it's motherfucking December and she's still walking around wearing a two-piece swimsuit. It's cold out and this chick has no sub-cutaneous layer whatsoever. What was that? Maybe she was wearing clothes to the store and was then photographed in a bikini at the store? Sure buddy. Have you seen "The Hills"? Reason is not part of the equation there. But fine, I'll entertain that thought while you entertain yourself(ves) with these pictures. I know what you do in your mother's basement. The picture below has some faint camel-toe action as well. Think of it as an early Christmas present.

Powder Blue Trailer

Not sure just what this movie is all about. The only real reason I'm posting this trailer up, and the only reason one would actually want to go see this in the theaters, is Jessica Biel stripping. I guess her character in "Powder Blue" is an erotic entertainer, a role that anyone who has been following Biel's career since "7th Heaven" has been hoping for. I also saw Forrest Whitaker and Ray Liotta in the trailer, which thankfully, keep their clothes on during the trailer. I hope that carries over into the actual film itself.

Emma Watson - Nude Soon

The event that every pedophile that ever lived is finally going to happen . . . but will it excite them as much now that the barely legal star of the Harry Potter movie franchise is . . . well, legal? Only time will tell on that one. During a recent interview with "The Sunday Times", Watson said that taking it off in front of the camera would be something she would consider. Her words below:

Asked if she would strip for a role, she replied: "Yes. For Bernardo Bertolucci. It... depends. I'm not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job."

It's good to know that someone managed to get "you have to take off your clothes eventually" into her acting job description. Whoever that was is a genius. I guess now, it's just a waiting game.

The Beauty of Live News

God I love this video. Not because it is a news broadcast. I don't even know which channel MSNBC is on. The hilarity doesn't happen on camera, but you can clearly hear one of the producers going ape-shit crazy over things not going according to planned. I don't know if this guy is still even employed by the cable news channel, but I think he should head up their workplace sensitivity program if they have one. Enjoy the short video.

Donkey Punch Trailer?

I've heard of the "Donkey Punch". But I hadn't heard someone had made a movie, and assigned that sexual act as the title. Right off the bat I thought I was going to see a trailer for a sex comedy . . . but oh was I wrong. From the looks of it, we're looking at a few young, British, people that partied just a little too hard and got themselves in over their heads. Like murder over their heads. So, they go and do what most people that are faced with murder do. And that would be . . . committing more murders to hide the first accidental one. Check out the trailer. I'll probably end up buying this just for the title. I won't even watch it maybe.

Proposition 8: The Musical

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

I know it might be a little late to convince someone that Proposition 8, California's attempt to ban gay marriage, would actually be a bad thing. It's already been voted on, and the "Vote Yes" campaign pretty much locked that victory nice and well. But, the gays are not shutting up about it. I get why. They had a right to marry and now that right was taken away from them. I'd be pissed off too if something similar had happened to me. So, that being said, kick back and enjoy "Proposition 8: The Musical", courtesy of the folks over at FunnyorDie.com. Lots of celebrities in this one. Neil Patrick Harris, Jack Black, the blond chick from "Scrubs", the guy that works in the warehouse from "The Office", and many more I can recognize, but can't remember their names.

Flashy Spice

I guess the Spice Girls are still big somewhere. Big enough that they get invited to places like the 13th Annual British Academy Children's Awards, where, if the kiddies are lucky, they can get a lesson in anatomy that they might not get in school. Case in point: Geri Halliwell, AKA: Ginger Spice, AKA: New Adolescent Wet Dream. You don't see it in the picture above, because a gust of wind hasn't made the night for a few dozen spectators yet. But the picture below, one can plainly see the material the dress is made of is rather see through, and it doesn't help that Halliwell decided to go "commando" to a children's awards event.

This reminds me of the time Lindsay Lohan flashed her ass during the Nickelodeon's Kids Awards back in the day. What is it with the redheads and inducing puberty early on in kids. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it, right? These women deserve Nobel Prizes in Sluttery.

Search Terms - Obligatory End of Month Post

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Robo-Poster - End of November #3

It's Thanksgiving, Jaime is probably sleeping in today, so Robo-Poster decided that the best way to start Turkey Day is with video footage of an alien squid. Well, it's just alien-looking. This was video was shot by a Shell Oil company ROV (remotely operated vehicle) off the coast of Texas. It was hanging out next to an oil drilling site about 200 miles south of Houston. The actual species is called "Magnapinna", and while rare, it has been filmed before. Mostly by these robotic, underwater vehicles. Ahhh, the wonder of robots.

Robo-Poster - End of November #2

Adventureland trailer in HD

If you enjoyed "Superbad", and were wondering what the director had lined up next, then the trailer for "Adventureland" should answer that question. It doesn't look as funny as "Superbad", but it looks like a movie someone could take their wife/girlfriend to, when she gets her romantic-comedy craving, that won't make the normal human male claw his eyes out. Check out the trailer, courtesy of MySpace. Isn't that one of those social-networking sites? Sign me up for the anti-social networking site. You know, when someone invents it.

Robo-Poster - End of November #1

Jaime is, admittedly, too busy to keep up with this, so to keep things interesting, Robo-Poster has been enlisted to help out during this time of need. Watch this area for interesting videos. Like this one. A meteor was caught on film, last week (the 20th), crashing into Earth (that's right, the planet we live on) in Edmonton, Canada. So, if you were ever wondering just what the end of the world is going to be like . . . . multiply this video times a million, and you'd get an idea as to what doomsday's going to look like.

Or you could just rent "Deep Impact". Or "Armageddon". But this video (without sound even) looks cooler than both those movies combined. And there's no sappy Aerosmith love ballad that accompanies it.

November 24th - 29th

Get ready for very little to no posts this week folks. It's going to be crazy around here, with rushing to meet deadlines and goals at work to ensure proper payout of bonuses and with the Thanksgiving holiday looming over the horizon . . . it's putting a lot of pressure on the time I have free to post silly things found on the interwebs. That and the new "Gears of War 2" videogame for the XBOX 360 is pwning my face right now. There are just too many great games that I haven't even cracked into, like the new "Call of Duty: World at War" game and the new "Fallout 3". Argh! I'd kill to have a few days off again. And I just had a vacation at the beginning of this month.

So, do what you gotta do to avoid withdrawal. There's a ton of shit in the archives. If you're a new reader, then it's almost like new material for you to go through. Sure, some of the pictures are gone and most of the videos might not work properly anymore. But there's still some good, quality stuff in there. Check it out. I'm done patting myself in the back now. Gotta get to work. Yes, it's not even 4:30 AM and I'm saying "gotta get to work".

Don't envy me.

Sarah Palin Prepares for Thanksgiving

I guess when you're used to moose hunting from a helicopter, picking a fresh turkey for the upcoming Thanksgiving holidays is a piece of cake for Sarah Palin. But did she have to do an interview, right as some dude is stuffing turkeys into what I'm calling . . . the Turkey Death Funnel*! Holy shit, just how the fuck is she so oblivious. And the guy performing the slaughtering looks like he's wondering the same thing. This is the woman that wanted to be second in command folks. I think America has dodged a bullet. Maybe she should have run her campaign from a helicopter. That way she couldn't have missed.


*Turkey Death Funnel is a Trademark of BAFW. I wrote it down, so it's legal now.

Star Trek Teaser Trailer

At least that's what they're calling it over at YouTube. This trailer is a little bit longer than a teaser trailer would be, but it has just effectively teased the hell out of me. I've been a marginal Star Trek fan up until now. Seeing this, and what J.J. Abrams has done with the franchise, I'm actually excited about this movie. It still won't be released until 2009, but I already want to see it. There's a ton of talent in it too, many I can't name, but Simon Pegg is playing the "Scotty" character, and they got Harold (John Cho) from "Harold and Kumar" fame to play the "Sulu" character, and freaking Sylar (Zachary Quinto) from "Heroes" gets to play a young "Spock". I'll stop gushing over this movie so you can check out the trailer, but do yourself a favor in 2009 and catch this movie in the theaters.

Race to Witch Mountain Trailer

'Race to Witch Mountain' Teaser Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

"Escape to Witch Mountain" was one of my favorite movies of all time. I haven't seen it in forever, so I'm a little fuzzy on the details of what happens in that movie. I do remember it being less explode'y back then. I guess that's what remakes/reboots are all about. Disney also decided to change the name of the movie to "Race to Witch Mountain", they added alien bounty hunters and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (and Carla Gugino, check her out in "Sin City"), so I guess that makes it its own movie. The only reason I'm posting this is a little bit of nostalgia, and the fact that this movie doesn't look like total ass. The movie comes out March 2009. Take the kids if you have any.

Amy Winehouse - November Update

Here at BAFW, we like to keep a monthly tab on whether or not Amy Winehouse is still alive. And, from the looks of these pictures, she still is. Great job Amy! Now, if you could only somehow make yourself look a little less crazy. I know it's hard, and the drugs aren't helping. But . . . aww fuck it. She's probably not going to make it to December anyway.

Chloe Sevigny Gets Bikini'd

In case you were wondering what "Big Love" co-star Chloe Sevigny looks like when she's not decked out in "Little House on the Prairie"ish Mormon inspired garb, here she is in a bikini. Quite the difference. And that's pretty much all I have for this post. Well, there's the other picture below, that has some cleavage, which is note-worthy on its own, but apart from that . . . nothing. "Big Love" starts its 3rd season this coming January. Make sure to catch it. It's actually pretty good. But don't expect Chloe Sevigny to look like this on the show.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Flour'ed

I'm pretty sure Lindsay Lohan is used to her clothes being covered in a white powder, but I'm sure she's never had a bag full of flour dumped on her. You can thank those crazy people over at PETA for this. I guess they're not so hot on Lindsay wearing furs all the time. This incident happened in France, and the PETA guy from Europe (Robbie LeBlanc) had this to say about it:

Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.

Here's the anti-fur crusader who perpetrated the assault on Lohan. She seems to be a little fanatical about PETA's cause, but then again, the world needs more people that can effectively ridicule Hollywood starlets.

The Downfall of the English Language Takes a Pee Break

Every so often, I run across something at work which just makes me think "goddamn G.E.D. is just not enough these days". The picture above is a flier for a fund-raising event at work that was posted above one of the urinals in the bathrooms, hence the title of this post, which is good. I have nothing against charitable donations and it doesn't sound like a terrible event either. You pay 5 bucks and you get to play the latest Madden game on either an XBOX 360 or a Playstation 3 for an hour or so. I don't have a problem with the inherent idea, it's just the execution of the flier that bothers me. And if it hasn't already stuck out like a sore thumb for you, then you might want to consider if you've become part of the problem.

So, right there, in the middle of the flier, in the largest font, someone decided to use the wrong "your". Classic mistake someone would expect to run into . . . in elementary school. But whomever took the time to make this flier isn't in elementary school. They're not even in high school. They've joined the work force, and this is what they're contributing. They're not bringing their A game. More like their D+ game.

But, I can't point it out at work. I had the unfortunate experience of bringing this up to someone who had made a rather nice flier for a baby shower a few months ago, and even though I was well meaning and complimented the flier and the hard work they must have put into it, the person was not all that receptive to my constructive criticism of their work, and just walked away, probably thinking I was a douchebag elitist . . . just because I know which words to use and when to use them.

So, from now on, I don't point this out anymore. I'd rather rant about it here. Where I can say whatever the fuck I want. But at least I'm saying it in a coherent and easy to follow format.

The New Old Enterprise

If you're a bit of a geek like myself, you already know all about the upcoming Star Trek movie that JJ Abrams is coming out with in 2009. May to be exact. This picture was just released this week, showing what the new Enterprise will be looking like when the movie is released. It's a bit of a homage to the original starship, but that's because this movie is supposed to be the first ever mission for the crew. I'm definitely looking forward to this movie. I'll post more stuff as it becomes available.

Christmas on Mars Trailer

This is not your typical Christmas movie. I hadn't heard of it until today actually. And its not a movie you might have caught in the theaters before it's impending DVD release (which if it didn't release yesterday, should be releasing soon). The movie was made by The Flaming Lips to play in rock concerts over the summer, and now you have the opportunity to check it out if you didn't get to see this band play a live show (which I didn't) this past year. Seriously, you need to find out if that baby will be OK or not.

Katy Perry Nip-Slips a Tiny Bit

Katy Perry recently performed in Toronto, with that naked guy I guess, and whoever is dressing her just doesn't realize that those straps on the dress are supposed to keep the dress from falling off. They're not there just for decoration. As a result of that, the minuscule nip-slip happened below. Oh, and there's also a massive upskirt going on in that picture below as well. While you will have to squint really hard to make out the nip-slip, it's not that hard to miss the upskirt. I guess Katy Perry is working overtime to shed her previous Christian-pop persona for an edgy, girl kissing (or at least singing about kissing girls), body part revealing alternative. You know, something the kids of America can follow and look up to. Doing a great job Katy Perry.

Heidi Klum Sucks at Guitar Hero, Awesome in Commercial

Yes, this commercial for the new "Guitar Hero World Tour" is everywhere lately. Above is the "Director's Cut" of the commercial, it has less shirt, and more Heidi Klum in her bra and panties for your enjoyment. But I have to say, if Heidi Klum were a little better at acting, she would actually be at least trying to play the song on the guitar controller she's playing around with. Not that I'm complaining (too much), but a video game nerd like myself just can't suspend disbelief at the drop of a hat . . . or in this case, at the lack of clothes on a MILF. Yeah, Heidi Klum has had like a ton of kids and she still looks like that. Which is commendable on it's own, but it doesn't excuse her from reality. The lack of gaming prowess is even more evident in the regular, non-director's cut edition of the commercial, which is the one that's getting the most air-time, and hopefully, secretly irking other nerds like myself. Take a look below.

New Pixar Trailer - "Up"

"Up" is the latest from the CGI masterminds over at Pixar. From the looks of the trailer, it's the story of a cantankerous old man who decides to take a once in a lifetime trip without leaving the confines of his house. It looks pretty freaking great to me so far. I know I'm not a kid anymore, far from it actually, when this movie is released, I will have crossed into my 30's . . . but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy something like this. So I'm looking forward to catching this movie in the theaters next May. You should as well. Pixar keeps making great movies for all ages. When you can claim "Cars" as the low point in a film-making career, you know you're doing something right.

Monsters vs Aliens Trailer

Just a quick trailer post. "Monsters vs. Aliens" is the latest from Dreamworks Animation, and despite some strange stylistic choices, it's looking like they might have a Pixar-quality product to offer the movie-watching masses.

The BAFW is In

Hello people. Hope the robo-poster kept you entertained while I was gone on my well deserved vacation. I know I should have started posting new material this past Tuesday, but I was still, technically, vacationing at that time. I wasn't out of town, mind you, I was just sitting around the BAFW HQ, catching up on video games and recorded television. I'm glad to report that since all of that catching up has been taken care off by now, I can devote some time to running BAFW again.

Although, I don't have much of anything to post right now. I did vote this past Tuesday. And wouldn't you know it, my first time and I picked a winner. Won't tell you who it was, since that stuff is supposed to be confidential, but I'm sure there's a pissed off hockey mom and a Vietnam POW out there who might be thinking to themselves: "Where'd that landslide come from?".

In other, non-politics related news, the wife and I have turned vegetarian. We want to hug animals, not fillet them. Vegetables and fruits, watch out, 'cause we're hungry. We don't care about your feelings. Turning vegetarian is more for health reasons really, rather than not wanting to eat cute animals. But wouldn't you know it, as soon as we become vegetarians, I get an e-mail from an uncle of mine that lives in Illinois inviting us to go hunting with him with an attached picture of a dead dear hanging from a crane.

We had to pass on the invite. Anyway, I'm off to getting ready to get to work. See ya suckers later.

Robo-Poster #3 - Tokyo Gore Police Trailer

Well, this one's a no-brainer. The insanity of Japanese cinema is not often matched by it's Western counterparts. "Tokyo Gore Police" seems to be a shining example of that. I know it has subtitles, but get over it. Reading is fundamental. Plus, from the trailer, the gore effects look top-notch. I don't think I've ever seen that much blood spray in a trailer . . . ever. I don't even know if this movie has a coherent plot. Something about engineers that can graft weapons to open wounds and a lady cop that is hell bent on getting rid of them. Why not? But, again, what do I know. I'm just a robot. Jaime will be back from vacation tomorrow.

Robo-Poster #2 - Let the Right One In Trailer

"Let the Right One In" is a Swedish movie, but don't let it's foreign origin deter you from seeking this one out. It's already out in limited release. The story focuses on a reserved and oft-picked on 12 year old who befriends another 12 year old who just happens to be a vampire. Sure, there are subtitles involved, but they're not that hard to keep up with. I mean, it's got to be easier to follow the subtitles than to try to put IKEA furniture together. BAFW is highly recommending this, without even watching it. The trailer is that strong.

Robo-Poster #1 - Valkyrie Final Trailer

You know what, despite Tom Cruise's public life, the ridiculous Scientology thing, and him being just a total nut, it still doesn't mean that he's not a good actor. "Valkyrie" is director Bryan Singer's latest, and this just looks good. I was a little on the fence on this one until this last trailer hit the web. I does make me wonder what Singer's fascination with Nazi's is? I mean, "Apt Pupil", the opening scene of "X-Men" with Magneto in a concentration camp. Now this. Whatever though. He makes good movies. This one comes out this December. I'd say check it out, but then again, I'm just the robo-poster. What do I know.

October Search Terms - Spooky for Another Reason

This month's search terms are a little on the spooky side, although it skews to creepy as always. Seriously, you guys (and possibly girls) should really get this obsession with sick shit out of your systems one day. I mean, I know the interwebs was invented for porn, but some of the things that are being searched would offend a person of more sensitive morals. But thankfully, I don't judge, and I'm not easily offended. Which is why most of these things make me laugh. Here's the list of most of what landed you on this site. Oh yeah, I saw that. I'll italicize my faves.

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The End of A Week that Felt Like an Era AKA: BAFW Vacation Pre-Cursor Post

I'm sure you've heard (or in this case read) me harp about my disdain for the end of the month. My job gets intense around then. Everything kicks into high gear and my teammates and I are doing anything (within the realm of federal and banking regulations) to meet and hopefully exceed or goal to ensure a nice fat bonus check the next month. Two fifteen hour days (5 AM - 8 PM) followed by a 5 AM - 2 PM day that caps off what I like to call "Collections Hell Week".

Today was specially tough on me as not only did I have to get through that, but I also needed to prepare to take a trip out to Utah to meet my wife who flew out there Thursday morning. My work obligations kept me in Los Angeles until now. But that meant that, after work today, I couldn't really just kick my shoes and vegge out in front of my big screen. No. I had to get to the store to pick up some stuff up that I needed for my 12 hour drive (I heard I could probably do it in 10) tomorrow morning. Which means I had to get my car in tip-top shape. Oil change, tire rotation, etc. I also had to drop off my dog at my mom's, who graciously offered to dog-sit for me over the weekend. I also had to take my wife's car to the body shop to mend a fender bender so that my wife could have her car back by the time we're back in town, which also meant I had to take public transportation (gasp!) home after that.

A pretty full day after having to wake up at 3:30 AM to get to work by 5 AM today. But now it's all winding down. I'm making a ton of CD's to keep me entertained (and awake) on the road. And it's also, officially the beginning of BAFW vacation # . . . . umm . . . I lost track of which vacation number this is this year. I know it's definitely the last one for the year. After this, I think I have 3 hours left which will shorten one of my days sometime between now and the end of the year.

So, I'll be gone for a few days. I'll set the robo-poster to throw out some video posts while I'm gone. There are some pretty cool things hitting theaters that you should know about. Keep posted while I'm gone for more details. In the meantime, I'm off to some relaxation and well deserved rest. I'll see you cool kids around.

BAFW Out!

Yes, a Seacrest joke. I was feeling ironic.

P. Diddy is an Inappropriate Daddy

I guess it's nice to see a grown man and his naked infant sons in Italian Vogue for Men . . . but wait, I think those are actually his daughters. What the fuck Diddy. What kind of parenting style is this?

Some people shouldn't procreate at all.

Olivia Munn Gets Complex for Halloween

With Halloween right around the corner (weeks have corners?) I think it's time for a Halloween themed post around the BAFW. And who better to get in the Halloween mood that super hot, yet super quirky, Olivia Munn. The AOTS co-host is being featured in Complex's (again) October issue, and they've decked her out in a variety of costumes for your perusal. You've got your Chun-Li action from Street Fighter. They also put her in an In-n-Out uniform if you're into hamburgers. Fans of literature will drool over the "sexy librarian". And, for the animal lovers (and lovers of chicks in animal costumes), Olivia dons a bunny outfit. There's also a video of this over at Complex's video site if you want to see her getting in and out of her costumes. Anyway, here are more pics from the photoshoot with the aformentioned outfits.

John McCain will Cunt Rates?

This is a quick 3 second video, but that's pretty much all you need to see John McCain inadvertently replacing the word "cut" with the word "cunt" during a speech. Sure, he corrects himself, but you can't take it back. It's forever saved for mankind to watch and re-watch. Oh John McCain, you're such a maverick.

New Watchmen Footage from Spyke Awards Show

I knew there was a reason that Spyke was a cable network. This is one of the best things they've aired, and it's not even a show. "Watchmen", Zack Snyder's adaptation of the DC Comics classic, is not due for release until 2009, which isn't that far away in the context that this year is almost over. But after watching this new footage, it feels like a lot longer. The movie looks fantastic.

Economic Turmoil? Get Portman & Jones on the Job

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die

In these tough economic times, you have to get a couple of Harvard grads to get you through it. It doesn't hurt that they're also hot. Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones might just have a radical plan to cure this economic crisis, but at least they have a plan. A plan that I can get behind. Because seriously; puppies? How could that not solve everything?

Marky Mark vs Comedy

Oh, Mark Wahlberg. Seriously? Andy Samberg does an impersonation of you on a show (I know it wasn't that funny, SNL hasn't been funny for years now) and you want to slap the kid on his big fucking nose? Come on. Just take it in stride, promote your "Max Payne" movie, and don't pout when people poke fun at you on TV. Do you know why they do that? Because you're fucking rich and famous. It comes with the territory.

Oh, and say hi to your mother for me.

Musically Inclined Mondays - Matt & Kim

Matt & Kim are a couple that makes fun music. Which is just what my life needs right around now. Too much work and no play make Jaime a dull . . . something something something. But, I just put on this song and all that dullness melts away. If you want a copy of this, just head out to this Mountain Dew website. Why? I don't know. But they have the song available for download.

You can also get it below, while my bandwidth holds. Which shouldn't be long.

Daylight - Matt & Kim

Katy Perry vs Cake

Not sure if anyone let Katy Perry know that jumping into a cake wouldn't be the best idea ever. It's clearly evidenced by her continuous attempts not to fall down after already taking quite the hard dive to the ground. That first slip looked like it hurt. What have we learned Katy Perry? First, that kissed a girl song needs to stop being sung. Second, cakes are for eating. And third, Mariachi's will never help you get up off the floor. Specially fake ones.

Hayden Panettiere Gets Political

See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

It's refreshing to see young people getting involved in the election. Raising awareness is they key to change. And making it funny while they're doing it certainly helps get the message out. Now, I'm pretty sure that Hayden doesn't really want John McCain in the White House. Or she really might? I don't know who she's voting for. But in any case, here's the video of her "endorsement" of McCain.

Hustler gets Political

Being that we're less than a month away from the next Presidential election, it doesn't strike me at all odd that "Hustler" would put out a politically themed porno with pretty much the only candidate that is ripe for spoofing at this time. That candidate, if you couldn't tell from the actress they picked to portray her, is Sarah Palin. The aptly named "Nailin' Paylin" (I guess they had to change her last name just a little bit) will most likely feature what could possibly be our next Vice President taking care of foreign affairs with a can-do attitude and possibly some man-juice on her face. That's what pornos are like, right? I wouldn't know. I've never seen one . . . . teehee. More pictures below. The NSFW ones are thumbnails you can click to make larger. If I upload them onto Photobucket, they tend to get all mad at me and delete them.

New Britney Spears Video - Featuring Nudity?

Yep. And you don't even have to wait until halfway through the video to catch a glimpse of a naked Britney Spears. It pretty much happens right as the video starts. Sure, you can't actually see any of her naughty bits. It's not that kind of video. I'm sure Adnan Ghalib will be selling the alleged sex tape soon though. He's got to wait until Britney's comeback is complete if he wants to make any money off of this. This video for "Womanizer" should help do the trick. It's not a good song. But Britney is looking like her old self again, and the gossip shows will be eating this up like flies eat shit over the next few days.

Meet Heff's New Twin Girlfriends

I had been hearing rumors that Hugh Heffner's girlfriends had been abandoning him lately for younger, and possibly more virile, men. I'm pretty sure he was down to one girlfriend, and it wasn't the hot one. So, what do you do to fill the void. Well, for starters, you up your boner pill prescription. Then, you get twin girlfriends to round out your harem back up to three pieces of tap'able tail. This is where Kristina and Karissa Shannon come in to play. I'm guessing they're Playboy Bunnies. I've never heard of them. But this should make Heff's show about his girlfriends "The Girls Next Door" a little more interesting. A tad on the creepy side, but still interesting. Anyway, here's a couple more pictures of the ladies, and even a nude picture! Not hosted on Photobucket, so it should stick around for a while. We'll see.





I know it's a thumbnail. That's the way they want it, I ain't gonna rock the boat with this new service too much. But you can click on it to make it bigger in a new screen.

Amy Winehouse Wanted by Scientologists

It would appear that Scientologists are currently courting Amy Winehouse to join their "religion". In my own personal opinion, I would not recommend Scientology to anyone . . . but in this case, they can have Amy Winehouse. I mean, look at that crack whore. That ain't getting any better any time soon. So, fine, take her away on your space Boeing 747's piloted by John Travolta. This is what "The Daily Mirror" had to say about it:

One of Amy’s inner circle tells me: “She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology. She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her Back to Black album. They told her they wanted to help her beat drugs and could tailor-make a programme so she wouldn’t have to go to a residential centre. She liked that idea because her husband Blake is out of prison soon and wouldn’t want to be away from him when he’s finally freed.”

I don't care if the residential center is on the surface of the moon. The sooner I stop seeing pictures like these, the better.

Arghh! Winehouse SMASH!!

Jessica Alba Muzzles Hayden Panettiere - Not as Sexy as I thought It Would Be

Alright already, sheesh Jessica Alba, I get that the election coming up is important, but this 3 minute fake infomercial about "The Muzzler 2008" is a little on the heavy handed side. I mean, I get satire and all, but how dare you make muzzling Hayden Panettiere anything but sexy. It almost turned me off voting all together. Actually, that's pretty much my only request for this election. Make it sexy. Get to work Jessica Alba.

Alternatives?

So, I need a new way to host pictures. The anti-cool Nazis over at Photobucket decided to raid my account and got rid of a ton of sweet ass pictures (not pictures of sweet asses, but who knows, there might have been as well) that were residing in that account. It's basically 5 pages worth of the above on that account, and I'm kind of getting tired of this. So . . . anyone know what I can do to avoid this? I'm open to ideas.

Except for "stop posting pictures of nipslips/cameltoes/upskirts" because that's just preposterous. Come on.

Everyone Gets Political

So, don't vote? Or is this Sarcasm . . . . Reverse psychology? But then they start to tell you to vote if you care about stuff . . . I'm confused, is that still reverse psychology again? I don't know what these fucking celebrities want me to do! Can I vote to shut them up? I'll find out next month.

Hybrids Get Badass

Looks like Honda and Toyota will be running with their tail-pipes between their legs (or wheels, since cars don't have legs) when this fucking awesome Lamborghini "Estoque" hits the auto markets in the near future. Yes, that's a Lamborghini. Wouldn't you rather drive that instead of a Prius? I know I would. Price point on this car is currently speculated at around $200,000 . . . but come on, saving the world ain't cheap. Wired has all the specs over at their blog network. I could go back there and re-post it here, but I'm too busy drooling over this automotive piece of art. Check it out and start saving some money.

Jessica Alba Gets Political

I'm not sure who Jessica Alba is trying to appeal to with this politically inclined advertisement. Is she trying to fight the Hannibal Lecter anti-cannibal masks Washington lobbyists? Or, is she trying to say that if we don't vote, we might as well get used to not eating people. I don't know. But as a new citizen of this country, I registered on the first day. So I'm voting this November 4th. That way, no one will be strapping that onto my face anytime soon. Thank you Jessica Alba. For raising our awareness. Now . . . where's that strip of human jerky I was munching on . . . .

Audrina Patridge Promotes The Only Way She Knows How

Audrina Patridge is really milking her "The Hills" 15 minutes of fame lately. The "reality" star was hired to host a party to promote Bombay Sapphire gin, and of course, she did the only thing she knows to get attention: displaying those fake breasts of hers in a revealing swimsuit. Which, I have to say, is actually rather effective. It's not even 9:30 AM, and I feel like I need a drink. Maybe even some Bombay Sapphire. Oh man, those marketing bastards are geniuses!! Hate to delve into politics right now, but if this is working for Bombay Sapphire, maybe the Democratic Party could hire Audrina Patridge to promote Barack Obama. Just think about it . . . they could lock in the horn-dog votes. Just put her in a red white and blue bikini with Obama's name on the top part and voila! Change just happened. More pictures of Audrina's smart-vertising prowess below.

Jennifer Aniston - Bikini Cleavage & Cameltoe

I can say, with 100% assurance, that I've never really been into Jennifer Aniston. Not even when she was younger and less man-faced looking. She's just never done it for me. That's not to say that she doesn't have a huge following outside of BAFW. That's pretty much the main reason I'm posting this up. It's not for me. It's for you. So enjoy this little gift. Consider it an early Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanza present for you. I do have to say that she's being rather generous in what she's showing lately. For a broad that's not a spring chicken anymore, she does take care of her body rather well. Below are pictures of her displaying (rather unsuspectingly) her cleavage and a pretty well defined camel toe.