Rock Band au Natural

I have no problem with women playing videogames in the nude. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing my wife playing "Fairytale Fights" totally naked. That would be thoroughly entertaining. And this video was enjoyable for the first couple of seconds until you realize that there are children in the background. Most likely this naked woman's children. I don't want to tell anyone how to raise their kids, but this has got to be on the "don't do this" list.

Robo-Poster #1 - Parenting at its Best

Ahh . . . it's nice to be allowed to post for once. While Jaime is away on vacation, my robotic limbs can unwind, and Robo-Poster can get some posts out of its system. Here's a video that should make you rethink having children. If you might find yourself capable of doing this, in public, then I'm recommending you for either chemical castration or getting a good ol' fallopian tube tying. Robots never have this problem. But you humans, seriously. No audio on this video, but you don't need it really.

Who Watches the Watchmen Upskirt

By now, it's likely that you've seen "Watchmen" in the theaters. And, like most of the audience that I saw this movie with, you probably took your children with you because you thought it was just going to be a superhero movie, but instead, were treated to R-rated superhero humping. And a lot of glowing, blue penis glimpses, courtesy of Dr. Manhattan. But, let's move away from that topic and focus more on one of the "Watchmen", or should she be called a "Watchwoman", Silk Spectre II, which was played by Malin Akerman. I guess even vigilantes get caught with their skirts up while exiting vehicles these days. You can see the picture in question below. Some say that there are no panties there. I'm thinking there probably are panties, but they might be those flesh-colored ones. In any case, this is tamer than what was shown in the movie. But, you don't have to pay 12 bucks to see this, so quit complaining.

P. Diddy is an Inappropriate Daddy

I guess it's nice to see a grown man and his naked infant sons in Italian Vogue for Men . . . but wait, I think those are actually his daughters. What the fuck Diddy. What kind of parenting style is this?

Some people shouldn't procreate at all.