Lady Gaga Slips the Nip

There's a good possibility that somehow, I've fallen out of the loop lately. Because, I have no idea what the fuck a "Lady Gaga" is. Why do we care about this chick? Is she a singer? Someone please edumacate me a little on this. Apparently, whatever the fuck a "Lady Gaga" is, it still nip slips like the rest of Hollywood. You can see it a little in the picture above, but the money shot is the one below.

Enjoy these pictures while they last. If you're a frequent reader (first, you should get your head checked) you'll know that Photobucket has an ongoing vendetta against awesome pictures. If you're checking this a couple of days from now, it's likely that they will have already taken the pictures down. But, you early birds, get the nipple-worm?

Pussycat Doll Slips a Nip

I guess the Pussycat Dolls still have a career that involves singing in front of large audiences. I had totally forgotten about them for a long time, but I guess when one of them slips pretty much her whole boob, it's something to take notice off. Nicole Scherzinger can be seen in the picture above (for as long as Photobucket will allow it to be seen) having a pretty blatant wardrobe malfunction. And, there's even a video on Youtube. Embedding has been disabled by request of whomever uploaded it, but you can check it out here. It's a little on the blurry side, but you can make it out the incident happening around 2:15 - 2:25. That's pretty much all I can do to show you folks what happened. If Photobucket takes down the picture (like they most always do), you still have the video on Youtube . . . until that's taken down. Too many nipple-Nazi's out there.

**Shout out to Egotastic.com for showing me what everyone was looking for on the interwebs recently. And for watermarking the only picture I could find of this.

Whitney Port Bikini + Nip Slip PIctures = Who the Hell is Whitney Port?

Maybe I'm not doing a great job of following MTV and all of it's reality show spin-offs. Apparently, there's a show on that cable channel called "The City", which is an abortion of the already established and (I have no idea why) popular show "The Hills", which was teenage-birthed by MTV's first televised program about privileged youth: "Laguna Beach". Which, still leaves me wondering: Who the hell is Whitney Port? And to tell you the truth, part of me doesn't want to know. Because, just like in "Scanners", I think my head would explode like a ripe melon if someone sat me down and explained the chronology behind why this girl has a television show about her.

What I'll do instead, is check out these bikini pictures, which come with nipple slip (for as long as Photobucket lets it, so, by the time you read this, there might be a "content deleted" picture where the nipple slip should be . . . early bird gets the nipple around here) because it's the only real way to maintain my sanity. I kinda need that, right?



Click on the pictures to make them, and parts of your anatomy, larger.

Alternatives?

So, I need a new way to host pictures. The anti-cool Nazis over at Photobucket decided to raid my account and got rid of a ton of sweet ass pictures (not pictures of sweet asses, but who knows, there might have been as well) that were residing in that account. It's basically 5 pages worth of the above on that account, and I'm kind of getting tired of this. So . . . anyone know what I can do to avoid this? I'm open to ideas.

Except for "stop posting pictures of nipslips/cameltoes/upskirts" because that's just preposterous. Come on.

Christina Aguilera Nude

Hey look, it's a naked Christina Aguilera. Why is she naked? I don't know. Do you care why? Just enjoy it while it's viewable here. Photobucket tends to get all up in arms over this type of content. It's baffling. I thought it was un-American to take down nudie pics from a picture hosting website. Oh well, maybe they don't like naked chicks. Maybe if I found pictures of dangling cocks, they wouldn't take those down. This is all conjecture though. Oh, and why am I not writing more about Christina Aguilera? Because, other than being naked here, what else is going on with her lately? Not much, right?

OMG, It's Amy Winehouse's Pubes!

I think my eyes just put a hit on me for making them watch the pictures on this post. It's disgusting really. Make sure your eyes and yourself are on good terms when checking out this post, or you might find contract killers knocking on your door. Or your eyes might just commit suicide on you. It's that bad. And if it weren't bad already that you can see a hint of Amy Winehouse pubic action in the picture above, below is the extreme close-up. I know, what have you done to deserve this? Nothing. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. It's life.

EDIT: And . . . once again, they're gone. Shaved from existence by Photobucket's people. I was going to re-post using my Picturetrail account, but that was deleted. Apparently, I broke some kind of rule. I think it was the nudie pictures. Tee-hee. You can still make out what's going on in the picture above, but the extreme close-up really sealed the deal.

Being Popular Sucks

Dammit people. You've exceeded my Photobucket bandwidth! All I can do now is open up new accounts with them periodically to avoid this from happening. The pictures will be back on the 20th when my month with them starts. In the meantime, I'm taking suggestions as to what I can do about picture hosting. Any ideas?