Rock Band au Natural

I have no problem with women playing videogames in the nude. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing my wife playing "Fairytale Fights" totally naked. That would be thoroughly entertaining. And this video was enjoyable for the first couple of seconds until you realize that there are children in the background. Most likely this naked woman's children. I don't want to tell anyone how to raise their kids, but this has got to be on the "don't do this" list.

Emma Watson - Nude Soon

The event that every pedophile that ever lived is finally going to happen . . . but will it excite them as much now that the barely legal star of the Harry Potter movie franchise is . . . well, legal? Only time will tell on that one. During a recent interview with "The Sunday Times", Watson said that taking it off in front of the camera would be something she would consider. Her words below:

Asked if she would strip for a role, she replied: "Yes. For Bernardo Bertolucci. It... depends. I'm not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job."

It's good to know that someone managed to get "you have to take off your clothes eventually" into her acting job description. Whoever that was is a genius. I guess now, it's just a waiting game.

New Britney Spears Video - Featuring Nudity?

Yep. And you don't even have to wait until halfway through the video to catch a glimpse of a naked Britney Spears. It pretty much happens right as the video starts. Sure, you can't actually see any of her naughty bits. It's not that kind of video. I'm sure Adnan Ghalib will be selling the alleged sex tape soon though. He's got to wait until Britney's comeback is complete if he wants to make any money off of this. This video for "Womanizer" should help do the trick. It's not a good song. But Britney is looking like her old self again, and the gossip shows will be eating this up like flies eat shit over the next few days.

Meet Heff's New Twin Girlfriends

I had been hearing rumors that Hugh Heffner's girlfriends had been abandoning him lately for younger, and possibly more virile, men. I'm pretty sure he was down to one girlfriend, and it wasn't the hot one. So, what do you do to fill the void. Well, for starters, you up your boner pill prescription. Then, you get twin girlfriends to round out your harem back up to three pieces of tap'able tail. This is where Kristina and Karissa Shannon come in to play. I'm guessing they're Playboy Bunnies. I've never heard of them. But this should make Heff's show about his girlfriends "The Girls Next Door" a little more interesting. A tad on the creepy side, but still interesting. Anyway, here's a couple more pictures of the ladies, and even a nude picture! Not hosted on Photobucket, so it should stick around for a while. We'll see.





I know it's a thumbnail. That's the way they want it, I ain't gonna rock the boat with this new service too much. But you can click on it to make it bigger in a new screen.

Christina Aguilera Nude

Hey look, it's a naked Christina Aguilera. Why is she naked? I don't know. Do you care why? Just enjoy it while it's viewable here. Photobucket tends to get all up in arms over this type of content. It's baffling. I thought it was un-American to take down nudie pics from a picture hosting website. Oh well, maybe they don't like naked chicks. Maybe if I found pictures of dangling cocks, they wouldn't take those down. This is all conjecture though. Oh, and why am I not writing more about Christina Aguilera? Because, other than being naked here, what else is going on with her lately? Not much, right?

Post # 1500! Brought to you by Boobs!

I wanted to do something special for my fifteenth hundredth (looks more regal when you spell it out), but I figured boobs would be special enough. Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard are U.K. models that pretty much live to show their tits in print and around the interwebs. I had no idea when I started this blog thing that I would end up posting naked pictures of chicks for your viewing pleasure. Oh well, things tend to evolve and change over time. I remember when this was just a place where I would tell funny stories or show pictures that made me laugh my ass off (aka LMAO). Now, it's a den of depravity which I'm pretty sure is contributing to the decline of mankind as a whole. Anyway, I'm going to stop waxing nostalgic now. Here are a couple of more choice pictures of these two models, getting all cozy and touchy-feely with each other.



These pictures come courtesy of "Nuts" magazine, which, judging by it's content, must have received lots of nuts all over it's pages over the course of its publishing history . . . what? It's called a pun. Deal with it.

Angelina Jolie - Topless and Blurry

I know you've probably seen Angelina Jolie nude in the past. Most likely on your hi-def TV. She shows some skin in pretty much every other movie she makes. But, these pictures are from real life. And life can be blurry sometimes. Just ask Hans Moleman. What is that you say? He's a fictional character from "The Simpsons"? . . . So's your face!

I'm not quite sure why Angelina Jolie decided to change clothes on her balcony, but hey, what the heck right? One more blurry pic below. It even has a little armpit action for people who are into that sort of stuff. I know you're out there. Pit-sniffers . . .

Megan Fox - Dripping Wet and Topless

You know Megan Fox from last year's "Transformers" movie. The super-hot chick that that bastard Shia LeBoeuf gets to make out with at the end of the movie. Well, she's going to be appearing in Diablo Cody's (writer of the great "Juno") next project, titled "Jennifer's Body". They should work the word "hot" into that movie title, because, even though her nipples are covered by pasties (I know, what a crock of shit), she's still looking mighty fine. I don't know what the plot of the movie revolves around, but I don't think I'll care much, if this scene is in the film. The last picture has her covering up her boobs, but it has the added bonus of getting you close up to her dripping wet underwear, which lets you see her landing strip and a hint of camel-toe. It's nice to see a girl who keeps it clean and tidy down there.

The Real Nude Housewives of NYC

If you don't watch Bravo's reality programming on that network, you probably don't know who Alex McCord is. I don't watch "The Real Housewives of New York City", but my wife does (haha! the secret's out!), so from time to time, I am subjected to their antics and the such while I'm waiting for whatever episode she's watching is over. So, this one's for you honey. That, and this woman has some incredibly huge nipples. Those things are almost as big as the pencils you use to keep track of your golf score. That, and her mighty moose-knuckle. She's given birth, and it shows. She could pass the New York Subway system through that thing. One more picture below. If you want to see more (why? she's like a naked bride of Frankenstein), check out Splash News Online's coverage of this.

Amy Winehouse fights Breast Cancer & my Libido

Amy Winehouse, the U.K.'s sexiest trainwreck, posed nude to raise awareness for breast cancer. Well, almost nude. She does have tape over her boobs. And she's hiding whatever lurks between her legs behind a guitar. And thank God for these small miracles. I think my penis would have committed suicide if it had caught sight of any of Winehouse's private parts.

The Hills have Nudity - Audrina Patridge

I know posts around here have been scant as of late. I could go into a rather long explanation as to what my work to free time ratio is right now, but you're here for the free nude pictures of "The Hills" reality "star" Audrina Patridge. So, let's forget about the past and move on. Seriously. Don't be a little bitch about it. . . . So, what can I say about these pictures? They look pretty good. Egotastic.com has been working pretty hard to secure the rights to these pictures and you can check out the whole crop of hi-res Audrina Patridge nude pictures here. God bless them, for their hard work allows me to just rip these pictures right off their site, and re-post them here, without all the hard work involved. Enjoy these pictures, and then head on out there using the link to check out the rest of the pictures and the rest of their posts. I think they might be Canadian, but don't hold that against them, ey.



Edit: Sorry it took me so long to re-post the pictures that Picturetrail.com took down. But, they're back now. Enjoy.

Sienna Miller vs. Ocean . . . . Everyone Wins

Sienna Miller should just give up trying to cover up her naked skin. Eventually, something like this happens. And, apparently, it happens all the time to her. This last instance involves the ocean, who happens to be determined to take her bikini bottoms off. I don't even have anything else to say about this. Head on out to the Egotastic for more fancy words and pictures.

Kate Moss gets Nude in French

Kate Moss, who right now thanks the lord for the existence of Amy Winehouse, the only thing distracting us from Moss's mess of a lifestyle, recently bared a lot for French magazine "Liberation" (it's got an accent in there somewhere but I don't know/care how to put it in there). I have to say, for a coke whore, Kate Moss doesn't look half bad. She needs a sandwich, but that is true for anyone in the fashion industry. It also helps that the pictures are in black & white, giving it that refined "artsy-fartsy" feel. Here's one more shot.

Bijou Phillips Hangs Out in Bikini

Well, what's hanging out is really her naked ass, but she's still wearing the bikini . . . barely. I'm not complaining though. Any nudity around here is welcome. I don't know where she was when the picture was taken, or who her ass is hanging out with, but is any of that really important? I'm not running the Bijou Phillips Super Fan Club here. Sheesh.

Angela Lindvall Nude

I'm not exactly sure who Angela Lindvall is. These black & white pictures from "Purple" magazine (also something I've never heard of) are fairly artistic and they are enhanced by the fact that Lindvall is totally nude in them. Like, all the way. You can see pretty much everything. She might be some kind of supermodel. Lindsay Lohan should take nudity cues from this woman. She looks stunning compared to Lohan's recent Marylin Monroe homage, where she looks like she belongs in a "Chicks over 40" porn magazine. But, enough cheap shots at Lohan. Here are more pictures of Angela Lindvall.

Lindsay Lohan Pays Homage to Marylin Monroe

Lindsay Lohan decided to honor the memory of one of Hollywood's most iconic stars the only way she knew possible . . . by getting naked and then in front of a camera. Yes, here she poses nude, to the chagrin of many a papparazo out there that would have loved to have taken these pictures from the comfort of a bush. I have to say that these pictures, along with the rest (which can be found here) for the most part look pretty good. Those friggin giant cans she's got photograph well I have to say. You can thank photographer Bert Stern and New York Fashion magazine for these pictures. Now, if Lindsay Lohan could act as well as she can pose nude, I think the Oscar voting committee would have given her a nomination for the acting chops displayed in the movie "I Know Who Killed Me". I know I would have nominated her for the "Best Performance for a set of Cans in a Shitty Movie" category. But alas, such perfect awards don't exist but in my head.

Edit: After a little game of cat & mouse with Photobucket (they keep taking down the pictures) I decided to go back to Picturetrail just to host a few pictures. Their free hosting is fairly limited, and I don't remember them randomly taking down my shit. We'll see what happens.

Post-Christmas Present

Well, Christmas is over. I should be at work, but I thought I'd use up one of the many sick days I hadn't before this year to give myself a little bit of a breather. It also allows me to post the picture below, which is a present to all of you perverts that didn't get what you wanted this year. Enjoy the picture of these Victoria's Secret models in the nude.

Don't ever say I don't get you anything.

Desperate Housewife in the Nude

These photos of Marcia Cross, one of the leads on NBC's "Desperate Housewives" recently were made public. By the looks of them, I think this particular set of pictures were taken in the 70's. Why? Well, that's the only logical explanation for that giant, hairy bush she's sporting between her legs. It looks like she's got Screech from "Saved by the Bell" in a leg-lock.

Kim Kardashian Playboy Pics

Kim Kardashian recently shot a pictorial for Playboy magazine that, according to initial sources, was supposed to be a little on the tame side. Just her bare ass and maybe one boob would be shown in the December issue of the popular men's magazine. Well, maybe they threw a little more cash at her, because these early leaked pictures are showing just a little more than that. In addition to the one boob and giant bare (could be bear as well . . . but shaved . . . haha, I said but[t], I should really end this extremely long parenthesized portion of the paragraph) ass, she's showing a little more. Maybe it's the attention whore in her that just blossomed during the photoshoot. Remind me again why this chick is famous? Why am I even taking the time to write up a post and put up some pictures of her? This is what people in the medical field would refer to as "temporary insanity" right? And why are you looking for pictures of this nobody that keeps trying to be somebody by being as assaulting us with her naked body every chance she gets?

All good questions, which your brain will most likely tune out while checking out the pictures below.





It wouldn't surprise me if Kim's next project is simulating sex with a donkey for Hustler magazine. You can tell she's kind of on that path already.

Edit: Yes, the pictures keep getting taken down, but I keep putting them back up. Why? Because I'm such a great guy and all. Where's my Nobel Peace Prize?

Pre-"Earl" Jamie Pressley Modeling Pictures

I used to like Jamie Pressly more than now. Maybe it's because she's become a sort of caricature of what she is, with that southern accent set to overdrive on that show I never watch on NBC . . . partly because I believe it to be insulting to my intelligence, but also because there's really no more space on my DVR to record more bad television. But, why is any of this important. All you are interested are in these early modeling pictures that Jamie Pressly did for some magazine called "Ultra", way back when she was not pulling in the big NBC bucks. Everyone has to start somewhere I guess. I'd say these pictures are testament to a pretty good start. I specially like the ones with the American flag-inspired bathing suit. So patriotic. Makes me feel proud to be going through the naturalization process.



Check out what Jamie Pressly did after these pictures on her IMDB page. Also, more nudie pictures can be found over at WWTDD, complete with way better witty commentary.