Jessica Alba Muzzles Hayden Panettiere - Not as Sexy as I thought It Would Be

Alright already, sheesh Jessica Alba, I get that the election coming up is important, but this 3 minute fake infomercial about "The Muzzler 2008" is a little on the heavy handed side. I mean, I get satire and all, but how dare you make muzzling Hayden Panettiere anything but sexy. It almost turned me off voting all together. Actually, that's pretty much my only request for this election. Make it sexy. Get to work Jessica Alba.

Everyone Gets Political

So, don't vote? Or is this Sarcasm . . . . Reverse psychology? But then they start to tell you to vote if you care about stuff . . . I'm confused, is that still reverse psychology again? I don't know what these fucking celebrities want me to do! Can I vote to shut them up? I'll find out next month.

Jessica Alba Gets Political

I'm not sure who Jessica Alba is trying to appeal to with this politically inclined advertisement. Is she trying to fight the Hannibal Lecter anti-cannibal masks Washington lobbyists? Or, is she trying to say that if we don't vote, we might as well get used to not eating people. I don't know. But as a new citizen of this country, I registered on the first day. So I'm voting this November 4th. That way, no one will be strapping that onto my face anytime soon. Thank you Jessica Alba. For raising our awareness. Now . . . where's that strip of human jerky I was munching on . . . .