Jennifer Aniston - Bikini Cleavage & Cameltoe

I can say, with 100% assurance, that I've never really been into Jennifer Aniston. Not even when she was younger and less man-faced looking. She's just never done it for me. That's not to say that she doesn't have a huge following outside of BAFW. That's pretty much the main reason I'm posting this up. It's not for me. It's for you. So enjoy this little gift. Consider it an early Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanza present for you. I do have to say that she's being rather generous in what she's showing lately. For a broad that's not a spring chicken anymore, she does take care of her body rather well. Below are pictures of her displaying (rather unsuspectingly) her cleavage and a pretty well defined camel toe.

Jennifer Aniston Continues Bikini Trend

Here at BAFW, we like to believe that people are multi-faceted. Every one has different sides that might be similar or polar opposites. Jennifer Aniston is one of those people. But, BAFW is only currently listing 2 facets for Jennifer Aniston. Her good side, and her bad side. The picture to the right is her bad side. And I'm only posting this picture so you can believe it is actually her when we show her good side. Which would be, any side not showing her face. Plus, the other side of Jennifer Aniston seems to have spent a few days with either a wedgie firmly entrenched in her ass-crack, and it's always fun to see chicks try to pull it out. So, enough about. You want the pictures focusing on Jennifer Aniston's ass. Ask and you shall receive.

The Hudgens Cover-Up

Wow, the 2nd picture Photobucket decided "violated their tems of service" wasn't even a nude picture. It was the one that had her pulling her panty down a little, but didn't even show a hint of bush. Unlike the first picture that surfaced. She might need to trim a little down there. You know, with like a weed-whacker. But there is still one picture up, which I'm sure will be taken down eventually. I could distribute them all over the internets via e-mail (which works like magic), but who even cares about this 18 year old, Disney Channel starlet who's only claim to fame is being in a couple of musicals? Oh yeah, her lawyers. This reminds me a little of the time that topless pictures from that Jennifer Aniston movie from the full screen DVD version were leaked on the internets. Lawyers were all over that one quick.

It's not our fault that things like this end up here? Why do we have to pay the price? Letting them on the internet should be their punishment. Hudgens took the pictures, then let them loose on the web. Aniston didn't actually have to be topless when they were filming that scene. It's just ridiculous. Fucking pansy shit-heads.

Richest Bitches

Forbes magazine posted their list of "Richest Women" of 2006. Here's the top 10.

1. Oprah Winfrey: Net Worth (in $ millions): 1,500
2. J.K. Rowling: 1,000
3. Martha Stewart: 638
4. Madonna: 325
5. Celine Dion: 250
6. Mariah Carey: 225
7. Janet Jackson: 150
8. Julia Roberts: 140
9. Jennifer Lopez: 110
10. Jennifer Aniston: 110

Yea, Oprah Winfrey is worth 1.5 Billion dollars. Closely followed by (if you can consider a paltry 500 million "close") Harry Potter scribe J.K. Rowling. That pact with the devil's working out for you, huh. Martha Stewart comes in a distant 3rd, which goes to show you . . . even an ex-con can make good in America. If they're white. And a woman. And were rich before they went in to prison. The rest of the list is populated by the usual suspects. Most of them are music performers and actresses (or acting musician combos). No professional women. What can we learn from this list? You don't need a fancy degree to make it in this world. School's for fools.

One last thing. I would not fuck a single one of these women, despite their enormous wealth. I'll do pretty much anything for money . . . but putting my penis in any of their orifices is out of the question.