Seth Rogen Recounts Emotional Scarring on Jimmy Kimmel Show

I don't watch much late night television programming. I'm just never up that late. I'm like a very old man, out like a light by 9 PM. I know, such a party animal right? But in any case, this clip I'm assuming is from a very recent Jimmy Kimmel show where he has Seth Rogen on to promote "Funny People" (which is, very funny, watched it yesterday). The clip doesn't talk much about the movie, but does focus on one of Seth's previous appearances on the show. Specifically how he got rejected by a then relatively unknown Megan Fox. The video is pretty funny, and the incident is a little cringe-inducing. I feel bad for Seth, but at the same time, I couldn't help but laugh.

Jennifer's Body Red Band Trailer

If you were thinking to yourself lately: "I want to see Megan Fox in a movie, but I don't care much for giant transforming robots and Shia LeBoeuf", then I'm pretty sure that "Jennifer's Body" is the movie you've been waiting for. It's also the new one from Diablo Cody, ex-stripper turned screenwriter that gave us the delightfully sarcastic "Juno". And it's a red-band trailer, so you know that either skin is displayed or cursing happens. So, why are you still reading this, check out the trailer. You don't want all the cool kids thinking you're not hip.

Edit: For some reason, the embedded player doesn't want to work on my MacBook's Firefox or Safari browsers. If you're experiencing a similar problem, then you could go to the original posting here and check out the trailer.

Megan Fox in Sexiest Sweatpants Ever

To the untrained eye, Megan Fox in sweatpants wouldn't be much more desirable than Megan Fox in a painted-on micro-dress/skirt. But around here, we look at the details. I know that at first glance that picture above of Megan Fox just looks alright, but if you focus in on the crotch area, you'll get to see a fully realized and well defined camel toe. It's there alright, and it almost looks like her moose-knuckle (for all the Canadian readers) is trying to fight it's way out of those sweatpants. The picture below has a better look, and what might appear to be sudden realization of her wardrobe misstep followed by shame. Or, it might have just been really really sunny that day. Make your own conclusions.

Megan Fox Looking to Expand Nerd Fanbase

I'm starting to think that Megan Fox is a pretty shrewd business-woman. She pretty much recognizes who will be supporting her career. Nerds and geeks. Which is why she's attached herself to projects that attract huge quantities of geekdom. "Transformers" and it's upcoming sequel are an example of this. But some of her next projects show that she doesn't mind being ogled by nerds of any kind.

She just signed on to play the main lead in the comic book movie adaptation of Aspen Comic's "Fathom". Which, has the added bonus of her being wet for most of the time. I used to read this comic book back when it came out. I can't really say much about the story. Kind of like Aquaman/Namor, but with boobs, and she didn't have much of a costume . . . unless you call a skimpy bikini a costume. But getting Megan Fox for this part seems like pretty dead on casting.

She has another upcoming project, also comic book related. She'll be playing the romantic interest in the adaptation of the "Jonah Hex" comic, which is kind of a western, so instead of swimsuits, expect corsets, which some might find appealing as well.

**Update - Post now with 50% tamer Megan Fox picture. I guess Photobucket keeps getting its panties in a bunch when it sees Megan Fox in bra & panties combo. I know, fucking weak-sauce. But, what can I do.

***Re-Update - Post now with 100% tamer Megan Fox picture. Fuck you Photobucket!

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Super Bowl Ad

Yes, it looks badass. And yes, I am totally going to see this when it comes out later this year. Say what you will about the script for the first Transformers movie, because, overall, it was a fun time at the theater. That's pretty much all I'm asking for right now from my movies. I don't expect greatness. I just want to be entertained. And it doesn't hurt that Megan Fox is back for another helping of robotic action. What? The ladies get Josh Duhamel and Shia LeBouef. See, this movie has something for everyone. Check out the Super Bowl XLIII ad here, courtesy of Hulu.com. They have all of the Super Bowl ads up there, ready to be streamed and/or embedded into your own websites.

New Transformers Movie Teases with Poster

I wish I could be showing you a teaser trailer for the upcoming Transformers movie. But alas, alls I have is this teaser poster. A bit on the foreboding side. Looks like Megatron is pissed. At least, I think that's Megatron. Didn't he die at the end of the last movie? Who cares, as long as Megan Fox is back looking like your dream mechanic, it's all good right? I also read that this Transformers movie will make the previous one look like an indie flick in terms of the scope and all of the cool shit they've crammed into it. Again, as long as Megan Fox is running around, looking super hot, I'm there.

Megan Fox Bikini Pics from GQ

I'm sure you've seen the Megan Fox lingerie pics from Maxim, but those were recycled old pictures from like 3 years ago. These, on the other hand, are brand new. Thanks GQ. Which is why I hadn't bothered to post the Maxim spread. But, it can be argued that old Megan Fox and new Megan Fox pictures still feature Megan Fox, so it's all good . . . . right? Wrong. I don't like to dwell in the past. I live in the now. And these new pictures, as you will see in a few seconds, are far superior. Just look at her, she's got a cherry in her mouth. Sexual innuendos anyone? She does tend to overuse her mouth in these pictures, but you can't hold that against her. I mean, would you? Hot chick that has an oral fixation? There's no way that's a negative in my book. Anyway, enjoy the rest of the pics.

Megan Fox - Dripping Wet and Topless

You know Megan Fox from last year's "Transformers" movie. The super-hot chick that that bastard Shia LeBoeuf gets to make out with at the end of the movie. Well, she's going to be appearing in Diablo Cody's (writer of the great "Juno") next project, titled "Jennifer's Body". They should work the word "hot" into that movie title, because, even though her nipples are covered by pasties (I know, what a crock of shit), she's still looking mighty fine. I don't know what the plot of the movie revolves around, but I don't think I'll care much, if this scene is in the film. The last picture has her covering up her boobs, but it has the added bonus of getting you close up to her dripping wet underwear, which lets you see her landing strip and a hint of camel-toe. It's nice to see a girl who keeps it clean and tidy down there.

Megan Fox Nip-Slip . . . Sorta

I know the interweb gets into a frenzy whenever hot Hollywood chicks show a miniscule amount of skin, so, here's me adding to that. If you don't know who Megan Fox is, then you didn't watch the "Transformers" movie that opened during the summer. The flick was OK, and she was definitely a stand-out in the movie. Not because she's a great actress, but rather because she looked smoking hot throughout the whole movie. I'm not sure, or not interested is more like it, what she's doing now. But, the paparazzi are always around and they caught a little hint of areola just recently when Megan was signing autographs for her fans. The close-up picture is below, along with another picture just for the hell of it.



Photos courtesy of Egotastic.