Audrina Patridge Shops for Bikini in a Bikini

It would seem that every time I post something about "The Hills" "star", Audrina Patridge, she's in a bikini. So, it should be no surprise to me that she would be wearing a bikini while shopping for a bikini. I know she most likely resides in Southern California, but seriously, it's motherfucking December and she's still walking around wearing a two-piece swimsuit. It's cold out and this chick has no sub-cutaneous layer whatsoever. What was that? Maybe she was wearing clothes to the store and was then photographed in a bikini at the store? Sure buddy. Have you seen "The Hills"? Reason is not part of the equation there. But fine, I'll entertain that thought while you entertain yourself(ves) with these pictures. I know what you do in your mother's basement. The picture below has some faint camel-toe action as well. Think of it as an early Christmas present.

Audrina Patridge Promotes The Only Way She Knows How

Audrina Patridge is really milking her "The Hills" 15 minutes of fame lately. The "reality" star was hired to host a party to promote Bombay Sapphire gin, and of course, she did the only thing she knows to get attention: displaying those fake breasts of hers in a revealing swimsuit. Which, I have to say, is actually rather effective. It's not even 9:30 AM, and I feel like I need a drink. Maybe even some Bombay Sapphire. Oh man, those marketing bastards are geniuses!! Hate to delve into politics right now, but if this is working for Bombay Sapphire, maybe the Democratic Party could hire Audrina Patridge to promote Barack Obama. Just think about it . . . they could lock in the horn-dog votes. Just put her in a red white and blue bikini with Obama's name on the top part and voila! Change just happened. More pictures of Audrina's smart-vertising prowess below.

Audrina Patridge - Good Ol' Fashioned Upskirt

Audrina Patridge seems to be everywhere lately. This is like the 2nd or 3rd actual post I've had that involves something that she's been up to lately in the past couple of months. Which is more than I had posted about her in the past couple of years since I started this blog. This time, she's just showing the tried-and-true method of upskirting. Exiting a vehicle. Way to kick it old school Patridge. She's not really all that interesting, so I'll leave it at that.

Audrina Patridge - Acts in Bikini

When Audrina Patridge is not busy "acting" on the "reality" show "The Hills", she's busy "acting" in legitimately fictional filmed projects. Right now she's been cast in a movie called "The Reef", and I'm guessing it has something to do with oceans and water. Why else would she be in a bikini. For a chick that's got nothing going upstairs (much like the rest of the cast of "The Hills"), she does compensate by having quite the body. Is her acting any good though? I don't know. I don't really watch "The Hills". My wife does, or has in the past. But don't tell her I told you that. She's already pretty pissed I exposed her love for Bravo's "Top Chef" show. Ooops . . . But, getting back on topic. There are a couple of more pictures of Patridge for your viewing pleasures. Even a little something something for those who like the caboose.

The Hills have Nudity - Audrina Patridge

I know posts around here have been scant as of late. I could go into a rather long explanation as to what my work to free time ratio is right now, but you're here for the free nude pictures of "The Hills" reality "star" Audrina Patridge. So, let's forget about the past and move on. Seriously. Don't be a little bitch about it. . . . So, what can I say about these pictures? They look pretty good. Egotastic.com has been working pretty hard to secure the rights to these pictures and you can check out the whole crop of hi-res Audrina Patridge nude pictures here. God bless them, for their hard work allows me to just rip these pictures right off their site, and re-post them here, without all the hard work involved. Enjoy these pictures, and then head on out there using the link to check out the rest of the pictures and the rest of their posts. I think they might be Canadian, but don't hold that against them, ey.



Edit: Sorry it took me so long to re-post the pictures that Picturetrail.com took down. But, they're back now. Enjoy.

"The Hills" Have Upskirt

Audrina Patridge is one of those chicks from that "reality" show "The Hills", which is kind of like a sequel to "Laguna Beach", and it's totally not fake. Like, for truth and stuff. Who is MTV kidding by the way. From what I've seen, clips on shows like "Best Week Ever" and "The Soup", the show is probably closer to fiction than reality. And it's not always great fiction. But, enough about that, what we have here is actual reality. Audrina Patridge has been caught exiting a vehicle, the sexy way. Upskirt first. When will these people learn. Extreme close up at the end of these words. Because, extreme close-ups are sexy and classy.