Chloe Sevigny Gets Bikini'd

In case you were wondering what "Big Love" co-star Chloe Sevigny looks like when she's not decked out in "Little House on the Prairie"ish Mormon inspired garb, here she is in a bikini. Quite the difference. And that's pretty much all I have for this post. Well, there's the other picture below, that has some cleavage, which is note-worthy on its own, but apart from that . . . nothing. "Big Love" starts its 3rd season this coming January. Make sure to catch it. It's actually pretty good. But don't expect Chloe Sevigny to look like this on the show.

Jennifer Aniston - Bikini Cleavage & Cameltoe

I can say, with 100% assurance, that I've never really been into Jennifer Aniston. Not even when she was younger and less man-faced looking. She's just never done it for me. That's not to say that she doesn't have a huge following outside of BAFW. That's pretty much the main reason I'm posting this up. It's not for me. It's for you. So enjoy this little gift. Consider it an early Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanza present for you. I do have to say that she's being rather generous in what she's showing lately. For a broad that's not a spring chicken anymore, she does take care of her body rather well. Below are pictures of her displaying (rather unsuspectingly) her cleavage and a pretty well defined camel toe.

Kim Kardashian Ass Cleavage

By now you should know that Kim Kardashian is famous largely due to her ginormous Armenian ass. I'm pretty sure that thing has it's own zip code and telephone area code. E! is running a special appropriately called "Junk in the Trunk" to cash in on the popularity of Kardashian's caboose. I guess they're pulling a bunch of stuff that up until now was "unseen" from her reality show "Keeping up with the Kardashians", which includes these images of Kim showing her ass cleavage to the cameras. Which, is to be expected. She obviously is playing to her strengths.

Lindsay Lohan takes Puppies on a Walk

That would be her "sweater puppies" on a walk down some red-carpet event celebrating the release/launch of God-knows-what. It doesn't matter though. Even if she's not looking all that young and fresh in the face area (all that partying and smoking is aging her quick-style), those breasts of hers are back en force. I'm a breast/ass afficionado. A T&A enthusiast if you will. So, seeing this amazing cleavage formed by natural breasts warrants a post on this blog. I think that's the nicest thing I've ever said about Lindsay Lohan. See what a day off from work does to me. I'm going to go feed the homeless now*. Lates.


*Actual feeding of homeless not likely to happen.

Hayden Panettiere in Short Shorts

I was going to title this post "Hayden Panettiere: Shorty in Short Shorts" . . . but I felt there was too much "short" going on with that, so I got rid of the "shorty" part and just went with what eventually made it onto the post. But, on to more pressing matters. Hayden Panettiere is looking pretty hot I'd say in those daisy duke-style jean shorts, and that cleavage-y top is helping too. Not to mention the push-up bra she seems to be rocking, kinda helps her out in the boobage department. Hayden might not be the bustiest indestructible cheerleader, but it's nice to see her trying. These pictures were taken on-set of a new movie she's part of called "I Love You Beth Cooper". I don't know if she's playing the titular character or if she's in the supporting cast, but these pictures just scored this movie a viewing by me . . . on cable. More pictures below.

Hayden Panettiere plays a sexy bigfoot

For the booty lovers out there. Keep the dream alive

Jessica Simpson, Fembot?

Because I'm a benevolent blogger, I'm going to help you forget those awful Sarah Jessica Parker photos with these photos of Jessica Simpson, complete with vacant Fembot-ish stares and plenty of cleavage. Is there an actual thought going through that "mind" of hers? She has all the facial features of one of those life-size high end sex doll models, but she looks less engaging somehow. Sure, she looks great, but talking to her would be the equivalent to getting nailed in your intellect's gonads. I need to make myself a sea-chicken sandwich, but enjoy the pictures.

Petra Nemcova Upskirt + Cleavage

Petra Nemcova is like a clock radio. She's got two good things going on right now that go great together. Namely the upskirt and the generous amount of cleavage that she is displaying on these pictures taken . . . um . . . who fucking cares where they were taken. It's upskirt and cleavage, at the same time. So, I'm going to quit with the words so you can focus on what's important.