I don't follow Taylor Swift's career at all. But, I've been told she's a singer, has had a couple of "acting" cameos here and there, and I'm sure she's got herself some kind of following. So, this picture below should interest someone. It's not a blatant wardrobe malfunction, like the one that might befall a Britney Spears or a Paris Hilton. No, this one's a little more understated. Check it out below. Picture can be re-sized for better viewing if you click on it.
Looks like Lindsay Lohan is up to her get-attention-anyway-you-can tactics to remain relevant in society. She's combined the just gaining popularity "down blouse" with the already established nipple slip to give us a nipple-down blouse-slip. It's like a hybrid vehicle almost. Or an alarm clock radio. In any case, she's showing it "accidentally", so I guess I'm posting it. Why? Nothing else to talk about today. But at least you get a nipple*. 
*Until Photobucket sees it and decides to end the nipple party.
There's a good possibility that somehow, I've fallen out of the loop lately. Because, I have no idea what the fuck a "Lady Gaga" is. Why do we care about this chick? Is she a singer? Someone please edumacate me a little on this. Apparently, whatever the fuck a "Lady Gaga" is, it still nip slips like the rest of Hollywood. You can see it a little in the picture above, but the money shot is the one below. 
Enjoy these pictures while they last. If you're a frequent reader (first, you should get your head checked) you'll know that Photobucket has an ongoing vendetta against awesome pictures. If you're checking this a couple of days from now, it's likely that they will have already taken the pictures down. But, you early birds, get the nipple-worm?
I guess the Pussycat Dolls still have a career that involves singing in front of large audiences. I had totally forgotten about them for a long time, but I guess when one of them slips pretty much her whole boob, it's something to take notice off. Nicole Scherzinger can be seen in the picture above (for as long as Photobucket will allow it to be seen) having a pretty blatant wardrobe malfunction. And, there's even a video on Youtube. Embedding has been disabled by request of whomever uploaded it, but you can check it out here. It's a little on the blurry side, but you can make it out the incident happening around 2:15 - 2:25. That's pretty much all I can do to show you folks what happened. If Photobucket takes down the picture (like they most always do), you still have the video on Youtube . . . until that's taken down. Too many nipple-Nazi's out there.
Maybe I'm not doing a great job of following MTV and all of it's reality show spin-offs. Apparently, there's a show on that cable channel called "The City", which is an abortion of the already established and (I have no idea why) popular show "The Hills", which was teenage-birthed by MTV's first televised program about privileged youth: "Laguna Beach". Which, still leaves me wondering: Who the hell is Whitney Port? And to tell you the truth, part of me doesn't want to know. Because, just like in "Scanners", I think my head would explode like a ripe melon if someone sat me down and explained the chronology behind why this girl has a television show about her. 
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Katy Perry recently performed in Toronto, with that naked guy I guess, and whoever is dressing her just doesn't realize that those straps on the dress are supposed to keep the dress from falling off. They're not there just for decoration. As a result of that, the minuscule nip-slip happened below. Oh, and there's also a massive upskirt going on in that picture below as well. While you will have to squint really hard to make out the nip-slip, it's not that hard to miss the upskirt. I guess Katy Perry is working overtime to shed her previous Christian-pop persona for an edgy, girl kissing (or at least singing about kissing girls), body part revealing alternative. You know, something the kids of America can follow and look up to. Doing a great job Katy Perry. 
Lily Allen had a bit of a nipple'y evening recently outside of a London nightclub. But that's not where this story is focusing on. I mean, sure, we like nipple slips as much as any other celebrity gossip blog out there, but it's the fight that Lily Allen had with an unknown female directly after the nipple slipping incident that has me a little perplexed. I knew all along that Lily Allen's not much of a girly-girl. Which led me to have high hopes in her fighting prowess. Which is, apparently (from these pictures below) a little on the lacking side. Now, I may not have all the facts here. She might have been drinking which would reduce her hand-eye coordination, which might be the culprit for the super weak looking punch you'll see. Or she just might punch like a girl. Either way, she's trying to wail on this chick, but it just looks ineffective. Thanks to all the paparazzi that crowded the event, as we get multiple angles. Enjoy. 
Mario Lopez knows how to treat a lady right. I'm taking notes right now on how to better handle a nip slip from "A.C. Slater" himself. The chick that Mario Lopez has sitting on top of him is his dancing partner/girlfriend from "Dancing with the Stars" (don't ask me which season, I've never watched that show). Her name is Karina Smirnoff, and apart from having a cool name, that's pretty much all I know about her. That, and she wears bikinis, is boning "A.C. Slater", and is prone to the nip slip. Good catch Lopez. The pictures below depict his woman-tossing prowess, but not before he gets a good amount of nipple right in his eye. Extreme-close-up-style, for all the "Wayne's World" fans out there. 
I know you've seen the Amy Smart nipple-tape pictures from a couple of days ago. That was from the set of the "Crank" sequel. There were more actual nippley pictures from that set involving Amy Smart, but they had a whole lot of Corey Haim in them, so I decided not to post them up. But, it seems like Amy Smart is not the only one getting her nipple-slip on during the filming of this movie. One of the other female stars, Bai Ling, is also showing us a little . . . actually, there's nothing little about Bai Ling's mutant nipples. They're huge. The first picture here is kind of an accidental one. The shirt just moves in a way where it happens. It's followed below by a picture showing Bai Ling making sure that everyone on set saw her gargantuan nips. They're kind of gross actually, and for the record, so is Bai Ling. So . . . why do I post this then? You people love the nipple slips. Look out in the next couple of days there might be some hot Jason Statham nipple action. I mean, it's the only logical thing that could happen looking at the track record for this movie. 
I don't know if these pictures are recent. To tell you the truth, I was just bouncing around the interweb when I saw a link to this through the Buzzfeed network. That's that thing with the interesting stuff on my sidebar. It comes courtesy of a website called Hollywood Tuna. They seem to have a pretty decent website. I'd check it out if I were you. You just might find more nipple slips of your current Hollywood fixation du jour. But, back to Amy Smart. She does not have the hottest rack in Hollywood, but she's a bit on the cute site. So, it doesn't matter that she's not rocking Pamela Anderson-sized tits. A couple of more pictures below, and if you want to check out Amy Smart without a top on, then check out the nipple tape post from a couple of days ago. 
Sienna Miller, famous actress for I don't know what exactly, was frolicking at the beach when this little accidental nip-slip happened. But, this is Sienna Miller, so a nip-slip really wouldn't suffice for her. It's nice that she's always trying to improve things, which brings us to the picture below. Same day, different location, probably still at the beach, but now, Sienna has completely removed the top half of her bikini. She turned an accidental nip-slip into a full on topless incident. If that's not proof of evolution, I don't know what is. 
I don't know who Jordan is. The only thing I know about her is I'm pretty sure she's from the UK. She's had quite a lot of plastic surgery done. She enjoys standing around with her arms above her head. And, thanks to these nipple slip pictures, her nipples have been sewn on to her boobs. Yes. I know. When will science just give it a fucking rest already. If you click on the pictures (if you dare), they will enlarge and you will be able to make out a discernible stitch pattern around the areola. It's pretty disgusting. I don't know if that kind of stuff fades away with time, I've never had to have stitches, on my nipples or on any other part of my body. One more picture below, still arms over her head, but she's looking in another direction, and that nipple is still looking like a freak of science. 
Eva Mendes must be some sort of overachiever, because, usually you don't see a nipslip and a sideboob happen all at once during the same post. But, if you're Eva Mendes, you go pedal to the metal when making sure the world can see things that should be relegated to an R-rated movie. Speaking of which . . . I think we see more skin from Eva outside of the movies than in the movies. I can't think of a single movie she's been in where Eva Mendes does nudity. Please, let me know if you've seen it so I can see this accomplished thespian bare something for the sake of art. In the meantime, check out the pictures here. I think that top was designed for just this particular type of reveal. 
Nicollette Sheridan, one of the cast members for that show I don't watch about housewives who are desperate, is seen here in these pictures wearing a bikini. And I don't know why I am posting them. I feel like I'm checking out a grandma walking around almost naked. She's pretty old and all, but despite all of that . . . she's not looking half bad in her bikini. What the hell is going on?! One more picture, this one showing the rear. For all the cougar lovers out there. You know who you are. 
One more, this one, extreme close-up style. 
Enjoy these extra two pictures while they last. Photobucket has been eyeing my recent uploads like a hawk, and these two pictures are bound to last about a day or so.
I'm not quite sure if I've seen this in the past, or any other instances of Beyonce Knowles letting the nip slip out of her dress, but here's proof that it happens. This shot was taken while her and boyfriend Jay-Z were on vacation. I wonder if she lets him pay for that. Because, you know, she's an independent woman and all. Oh, that was just a song? Women and their feminism. When it comes down to it, they all just want a sugar daddy.
I know the interweb gets into a frenzy whenever hot Hollywood chicks show a miniscule amount of skin, so, here's me adding to that. If you don't know who Megan Fox is, then you didn't watch the "Transformers" movie that opened during the summer. The flick was OK, and she was definitely a stand-out in the movie. Not because she's a great actress, but rather because she looked smoking hot throughout the whole movie. I'm not sure, or not interested is more like it, what she's doing now. But, the paparazzi are always around and they caught a little hint of areola just recently when Megan was signing autographs for her fans. The close-up picture is below, along with another picture just for the hell of it. 
Photos courtesy of Egotastic.
While I can agree that Jessica Alba is one good looking broad, I'd hardly agree that she is the epitome of womanhood. Yes, she is sexy. Yes, she has a nice body, but something within the equations that these Cambridge mathematicians is not adding up (hehe, did you get that subtle math humor?).The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better. This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion. Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks. The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history.While Monroe was a fraction off the target ratio with 0.69, the Cambridge team said that Alba had the perfect proportions.Oh, and just for the hell of it, there's a picture of a Jessica Alba wardrobe malfunction. Why not, right?
Leave it to a young actress that is currently surpassing her young Hollywood contemporaries in the craft of acting to step it up a notch when it comes to the coveted "nipple slip". Claire Danes, who is probably doing some publicity for an upcoming film called "Stardust", visited the MTV studios (I'm assuming based on the microphone she's holding) and forgot her bra. That led to this opportune shot, in which you can not only see the nipple, but pretty much every single square inch of one of her boobs. Kudos Claire Danes. More Claire Danes boob slip picture. Enjoy it before Photobucket decides that it is violating their terms of usage and replaces it with something boring and not nipple oriented. Fascists. 
I guess it's only logical to anticipate things like this when you're Paris Hilton. What other possible outcome would you have predicted when she slipped into a bathing suit and went surfing. That's why there was someone there, with a telephoto lens and a super fast shutter speed, to take pictures of this post-jail-time nip-slip. For me, though, I've seen it so much that it's not a special thing for me anymore. It's just Tuesday. I'd rather have her not showing off the nipples at every conceivable occasion, for a nice change of pace. But, can't teach an old dog . . . or bitch . . . new tricks. Expect a couple of more nipple slip incidents this week. After all, it's not even the middle of the week. 
