Crank 2: High Voltage Trailer

I absolutely loved the first "Crank" movie. There was no thinking required. It was all action and I had a blast watching it. I thought a sequel was unlikely, being that it looked like Jason Statham's character, "Chev Chelios", died. But, the first few seconds of this trailer for "Crank 2: High Voltage" clears that up for you rather simply and then launches you into another electrically fueled violent romp through the streets of Los Angeles. I don't think I have to tell you that I'm looking forward to this movie coming out. Check out the trailer, courtesy of IGN.com.

More Nipples from Crank Sequel

I know you've seen the Amy Smart nipple-tape pictures from a couple of days ago. That was from the set of the "Crank" sequel. There were more actual nippley pictures from that set involving Amy Smart, but they had a whole lot of Corey Haim in them, so I decided not to post them up. But, it seems like Amy Smart is not the only one getting her nipple-slip on during the filming of this movie. One of the other female stars, Bai Ling, is also showing us a little . . . actually, there's nothing little about Bai Ling's mutant nipples. They're huge. The first picture here is kind of an accidental one. The shirt just moves in a way where it happens. It's followed below by a picture showing Bai Ling making sure that everyone on set saw her gargantuan nips. They're kind of gross actually, and for the record, so is Bai Ling. So . . . why do I post this then? You people love the nipple slips. Look out in the next couple of days there might be some hot Jason Statham nipple action. I mean, it's the only logical thing that could happen looking at the track record for this movie.

Amy Smart Almost Topless for Crank Sequel

"Crank" was a great movie. Fun-filled action that never let up until the end, when Jason Statham's character croaked. So, it only makes sense that there would be a "Crank" sequel, still starring Jason Statham and Amy Smart . . . What? He died in the last movie, right? In any case, logic placed aside, if the "Crank" sequel requires a scene with Amy Smart in nothing other than underwear bottoms and tape over her nipples . . . then I'm in. I don't care what crazy plot device they use to make us forget about the death of the main character in both films. Oh, and I'd also like to mention that I hate the guy who has the job of applying the nipple-tape on Amy Smart. What a bastard. Did he need to get a degree for that? He's just a lucky production assistant. I guess it eventually pays off. All that coffee and snacks fetching was for something. OK, I don't hate him. It's all envy.


One more picture below, this one has some camel-toe action. And more Jason Statham. For the ladies.

Thanks to Egotastic for finding these pictures . . . and watermarking them, forcing me to do the right thing and link back to them. More pictures available there by the way. Check them out. It's OK that they're Canadian. That's like our 51st state, right?

HDH - Amy Smart

Ah, the "Hump Day Hottie" returns this week, and it brings Amy Smart into BAFW. She's been in a ton of movies, usually playing the approachable but hot and completely out of anyone's league girl. My wife made me watch that "Just Friends" movie a couple of weeks ago . . . you know, Ryan Reynolds in a fat suit . . . and she was pretty much one of the only tolerable parts of the movie. That, and Anna Farris eating toothpaste. That was pretty fucking funny too. Amy Smart was supposed to star in a show that should have either come out already, or is coming out towards the end of the current television season. The show, titled "Smith", is kind of like last year's "Heist" . . . but with Amy Smart. So, you can see how it is totally original in concept. You can also see her in last year's adrenaline-fueled, and fun as hell movie, "Crank" with Jason Statham. Which, is, coincidentally, out on DVD. It's like some publicist paid me to post this entry . . . ahem . . . ahem. Hello, where's my pimping your client money? Goddamit, Hollywood's a bitch. Anyway, enjoy another picture, this time, in black and white, which makes everything much more classier. And check out her IMDB page here for more Amy Smart goodness.