Flashy Spice

I guess the Spice Girls are still big somewhere. Big enough that they get invited to places like the 13th Annual British Academy Children's Awards, where, if the kiddies are lucky, they can get a lesson in anatomy that they might not get in school. Case in point: Geri Halliwell, AKA: Ginger Spice, AKA: New Adolescent Wet Dream. You don't see it in the picture above, because a gust of wind hasn't made the night for a few dozen spectators yet. But the picture below, one can plainly see the material the dress is made of is rather see through, and it doesn't help that Halliwell decided to go "commando" to a children's awards event.

This reminds me of the time Lindsay Lohan flashed her ass during the Nickelodeon's Kids Awards back in the day. What is it with the redheads and inducing puberty early on in kids. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it, right? These women deserve Nobel Prizes in Sluttery.

Kim Kardashian Ass Cleavage

By now you should know that Kim Kardashian is famous largely due to her ginormous Armenian ass. I'm pretty sure that thing has it's own zip code and telephone area code. E! is running a special appropriately called "Junk in the Trunk" to cash in on the popularity of Kardashian's caboose. I guess they're pulling a bunch of stuff that up until now was "unseen" from her reality show "Keeping up with the Kardashians", which includes these images of Kim showing her ass cleavage to the cameras. Which, is to be expected. She obviously is playing to her strengths.

Eva Mendes PETA Campaign

PETA often recruits celebrities for their anti-fur campaigns, and they recently tapped Eva Mendes (and her ass) to join in their tree-hugging efforts. I do have to say that the ad itself is effective in making me forget all about my plans to head out this winter to celebrate my annual clubbing of baby seals. But only for a minute.

Heidi Klum's Buttcrack

Don't ask me which event Heidi Klum is at when these pictures were taken. That's not the important thing here. Neither is how the hell did Seal manage to bag this supermodel. Let's just put that to rest. Deal with the devil or Jesus's favorite human being. It could go either way. No, what's important, which you will see after you read this and scroll down, is the fact that the fashion competition show judge is wearing a dress that might not pass muster if one of the would-be designer's on "Project Runway" were to have designed it. It does a terrible job of covering up Heidi's buttcrack, but, if you're one of those "glass half full" people, then it does a fantastic job of showing Heidi's asscrack. Even Seal can't believe it, as you can clearly see where his eyes are focusing on.

Britney Spears Nipple/Butt Flash Combination

You know, a couple of years ago, getting a glimpse of a pre-Federline Britney Spears nipple flash would have been a welcome sight. Now? Not so much. She's a fucking car wreck, so when things like this surface, it's so wrong that I can't take my eyes off the pictures. I could revert to clawing out my eyes, but I like, totally use them all the time. So, the only thing that will erase this from my short term memory is either psychotherapy . . . or drugs. Or a combination of both. More pictures below. You can send your medical bills to Britney Spears.






Funny . . . that's the face I made when I saw these pictures. My facial reaction was followed by me vomiting a little in my mouth.

Evangeline Lilly Slips Butt

Evangeline Lilly, pictured just to the right of this paragraph in case you don't watch "Lost", is super hot. So hot in fact that even my wife finds her attractive enough to dip into lesbianism. And so far, she's kept her private parts private, as opposed to her Hollywood contemporaries (we're looking at you Lindsay Lohans and Paris Hiltons of the world). But nothing lasts forever, and the picture below is of her attempting to surf in Hawaii. It's an Evangeline Lilly butt slip people. A little like Lindsay Lohan's at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards but without thousands of children present.


If this does not convince you to start watching "Lost" again, then you should know the episodes are starting to get good again. And who knows, Evangeline might just take a bath in the ocean in her underwear like on the pilot episode. If she doesn't, then you can just come back here and stare at this picture for days on end. It's the closest you'll ever get to see her butt.


You can also check out Egotastic for some more Evangeline Lilly pictures in her bikini and successfully surfing.