GeeDub Gets the Boot

It was bound to happen eventually, I just didn't think someone would take it so literally. George W Bush got attacked by a "sweaty shoe" while having a press conference in Iraq. He displayed some impressive reflexes, as he narrowly dodged the flying footwear that had been aimed straight at his head. Too bad our lame duck President couldn't have translated those reflexes into mental fortitude these past eight years.

Dick Cheney Uses Logic in 1994

Dick Cheney is seen here, in 1994, saying that invading Iraq would be a terrible idea. I wonder if he just forgot about what he said and his logic was overcome by the exclusive war contracts his company, Haliburton, got when we eventually invaded and occupied Iraq. I like 1994 Dick Cheney by the way. He seems clear minded and level headed. 2007 Dick Cheney would shoot you in the face with a shotgun for just thinking that sending wave after wave of young American soldiers to die in Iraq might not be the best idea ever.