Robo-Poster - End of November #1

Jaime is, admittedly, too busy to keep up with this, so to keep things interesting, Robo-Poster has been enlisted to help out during this time of need. Watch this area for interesting videos. Like this one. A meteor was caught on film, last week (the 20th), crashing into Earth (that's right, the planet we live on) in Edmonton, Canada. So, if you were ever wondering just what the end of the world is going to be like . . . . multiply this video times a million, and you'd get an idea as to what doomsday's going to look like.

Or you could just rent "Deep Impact". Or "Armageddon". But this video (without sound even) looks cooler than both those movies combined. And there's no sappy Aerosmith love ballad that accompanies it.

Search Terms - IHOS Summit Continues

This past week, I chose to keep up with the international flavored theme I went for with the previous Search Terms post, and actually managed to capture more countries this time around performing dirty dirty searches on the internets. I guess that's just how the world is these days. Let's start with the land of the free and the brave. Here are the searches originating from our own backyards.

free linsey lohan crotch shoot naked - Yahoo Search
survivor nip slips - Google Search
louise banks pantyless upskirt - Google Search
paris hilton +pantyshot +pantyless - Google Search
"daniel radcliffe's cock" - Google Search
Kyra Sedgwick upskirt - Google Search
sienna miller mpegs - Google Search
figure skater with biggest wedgie - Google Search
rachel mcadams panty red eye - Google Search
hayden panettiere upskirt - Google Search
Hayden Panettiere panties - Google Search
dan radcliffe cock pictures - Google Search
eva green dreamers video wmv - Google Search
rose mcgowan the actress amputee - Google Search
Hentai Pics of Naked Cortana - Google Search
Emma Watson's butt - Google Search
lilly allen boob - Google Search
evangeline lilly bra size - AOL Search
beyonce see up her skirt video muff shot - Google Search
does Kim Kardashian get peed on? - BlogSearch
eva green titties - Google Search
sinful comics kiera - Google Search
natalie portman pink dress v for vendetta - Google Search
She's the man screencaps - Google Search
requiem for a dream dildo mpeg - Google Search
pirates sinful comics photos - Google Search
morgan webb used panties - Google Search
Cannes caused Kirsten Dunst pee her bikini - Google Search
tv talk shows nipple slips and upskirts oops video clips - Earthlink Search
american idol upskirts - BlogSearch
hayden panettiere thong - Netscape Search
"pantyhose" - BlogDigger Search
emilie de ravin naked pictures - Google Search
hostel topless screencaps - Google Search
stacy ferguson boob slip - Google Search
catherine keener hairy armpit celebs - Google Search
upshorts in the park - Google Search

Next, we're crossing the Atlantic Ocean and landing in the land of bad teeth, black beer, and fish & chips. Let's see what the United Kingdom (including Ireland) is looking for.

bianca gascoigne no knickers - AOL Search UK
ice skating nipple slips - Google Search UK
emma watson nip slips - Google Search UK
is fergie an hermaphrodite - Google Search UK
bianca gascoigne boob - Google Search IE
bianca gascoigne flash - Google Search UK
lily allen upskirt - Google Search UK
anna farris nipple - Google Search UK
presenter upskirt pictures - MSN Live Search UK
bluepeter upskirt - Google Search UK
upskirt pantyless - Google Search UK
bianca gascoigne beaver shot - Yahoo Search UK
peeing french gymnast - Google Search UK
Emma Watson what underwear does she wear thong knickers - Google Search UK

Canada is next. For no other reason that I chose it to be that way. Deal.

inphyy naked pics - Google Search CA
amanda bynes sinful comics - Google Search CA
kardashian.mpeg - Google Search CA
Peter Wentz Naked Sidekick Pictures - Google Search CA
dress malfunctions - Google Search CA

The land of Tech Support is up next. The outsourcing Mecca (India) came through with some rather uninteresting searches, except for that one Meryll Streep search. Why India . . . why?

eva green boobs - Google Search IN
nude meryll streep - Google Search IN
bollywood nip slip - Google Search IN
nip slip of indian actress - Google Search IN

Next up is where I get my modular furniture. If only they packed better instructions over in Sweden. I mean, a stick figure and thought bubbles? If IKEA weren't so fucking cheap, I'd be pissed off. But, we're here for the searches baby. Let's focus.

emma watson without underwear - Google Search SE
janice dickinson flashing - Google Search SE
hermione granger upskirt - Google Search SE

The lists are getting smaller, but not less weird and fucked up. Case in point - Saudi Arabia. Umm . . . I don't know why they ended up here with the first search on the short list, but that's just wrong. Even for me.

photos childrens dip in beach underwear - Google Search SA
"jennifer love hewitt nipple slip' - Google Search SA

South Africa has some less pedophilic searches, but they also tend to skew old, as they're still looking for those Basic Instict pictures from when Sharon Stone was still young'ish.

sharon stone chair, OR bare, OR panties "basic instinct" -porn "picture of" photograph - Google Search ZA

The Republic of Korea (that's the one on the southern end . . . and not the crazy one) has internets access, unlike their neighbors to the north, who don't even have electricity. Which, doesn't mean that they're actually using it for the posterity of mankind. No, here's what they're spending their time on.

Lindsay Morgan Lohan panty-less - Google Search KR
Lindsay Lohan exposed no underwear - Google Search KR

While not busy flamenco dancing and pronouncing their S's like Z's, Spain hops on the internet and looks for the following:

BRA + SEE TROUGH + GALLERIES - Google Search ES
jennifer morrison photos-nude - Google Search ES

The rest of the countries in this little conglomeration of search terms all had single digit search results, so I just lump them in here. Plus, I'm tired and ready to go back to sleep. Six straight days of working will do that to you. Try it some day.

Phillipines
Kim Kardashian & Ray J Sextape - DVD RIP download - Google Search PH

Austria
pirates of the caribbean sinful comics - Google Search AT

Italy
WATERPARK NIP SLIP - Google Search IT

Malta
scarlett johansen's boob slip - Google Search MT

Turkey
nippleslips blogspot - Google Search TR

Search Terms - IHOS

This week's "Search Terms" are broken down internationally, so, if you're down with acronyms, you should have deciphered the "IHOS" one stands for "International House of Searches". It also, coincidentally, sounds like something a caveman would say if cavemen spoke rudimentary English. I'd like to think they did. It has been scientifically proven in the recesses of my mind. But enough babbling. We start today with the good ol' United States of America searches. From the looks of the searches, we've got a pretty even spread of perversion. The usual suspects appear: Eva Green, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Watson, etc. Nothing all that irregular or showing any sort of trend development.

fergie hermaphrodite - Google Search
papparazzi upskirt gallerys - Google Search
picture of lily allen's boob - Google Search
evangeline lilly buttcrack - Google Search
grace park nipple - Google Search
"hills have eyes" rape scene mpeg - Google Search
kathryn mcphee naked pics - Yahoo Search
sinful comics natalie portman - Google Search
kardashian.wmv - Google Search
about emma watson's boobs - PeoplePC Search
EVA GREEN AREOLA - Comcast Search
Emma Watson nude fakes - BlogSearch
"hayden panettiere thong" - Google Search
Katharine McPhee nipple ring - Google Search
eva green mpeg dreamer - Google Search
kim kardashian video mpeg - Google Search
amanda bynes nip slips - Google Search
rachel weisz panties slip - Google Search
mariah carey muff shot - AOL Search

Let us fly over "the pond" as our friends in the United Kingdom would say, and take a look at their searches. You will see a bit of a trend here. It would seem that their love for Bianca Gascoigne and her pantyless upskirt pictures is waning and it is being replaced by an interesting fascination with pop "star" Lilly Allen's supposed upskirt pictures. None of which I have seen, so I'm thinking I'm a little out of the loop on this. You should have seen the Sitemeter stats on this. While it doesn't show up here (because I don't post repeat searches), the percentage of UK Searches looking for Lilly Allen upskirts was about 85%.

lilly allen upskirt - Google Search UK
bianca gascoigne no knickers - Google Search UK
sienna miller mpeg - Google Search UK
the sun emma watson stalked - Google Search UK
nipple "lily allen " - AOL Search UK
Havoc "Anne Hathaway" "Bijou Phillips" raped mpg - Google Search UK
"dan radcliffe cock" - Google Search UK
lilly allen no knickers - Google Search UK
kelly bell no knickers flashing photos - Google Search UK
bianca gascoigne shot - Google Search UK

Moving on, the next few countries don't really have their own sections as the searches I found for them were minimal. That doesn't make them less important, but they are posted here in order of frequency and alphabetically. First up we have a couple of German (DE) searches, one of which uses their German word for "and" (und) which made me giggle a little bit. I don't know why. Germany is closely followed by France, a country that, based on those two searches, is only preoccupied with Harry Potter's penis and upskirt pictures. Next up we have Malaysia, also with 2 searches, which are somewhat on the perverted side. I will have to ask my Malaysian co-worker about this. See if his people are into porno comics and rape scenes from Hollywood movies. Brasil is also interested in comics depicting naughty situations, while our great white neighbor to the north (Canada) is wanting to see upskirts of a certain indestructible cheerleader . . . who is still 17! The Netherlands (NL) and New Zealand (NZ) don't fall that far behind on their lust for underage poontang, as evidenced by their searches.

lindsay lohan-without slip - Google Search DE
upskirt scans und caps - Google Search DE
"daniel radcliff" naked penis - Google Search FR
"upskirt no underwear" - Google Search FR
download Sinful Pirates of the Caribbean Comic - Google Search MY
the hills have eyes rape screencap - Google Search MY
Sinful Comics menage a trois - Google Search BR
hayden panettiere thong slip - Google Search CA
"emma watson" bikini paparazzi - Google Search NL
hayden panettiere rape erotica - Google Search NZ

Now, some of you might think that I post this on purpose to drive traffic to this site. Yes. That is partially correct. I also do it because I find these searches to be extremely interesting. If they were different, I would still post them up here. It's not my fault that everyone is looking for these things. I just report on it. If the searches were totally different in scope, say someone were looking for the fulcrum speed of protons/electrons as they are accelerated in a semi-conductor, I would post that search result here, along with all the other upskirt and nipple slip searches. But, that never happens. The internets is not used for knowledge anymore.