Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to Jail

Yes, that's Lindsay Lohan, displaying emotions that she somehow doesn't know how to express while acting, but I guess they're warranted, since the California Judicial System just sentenced her to 90 days in jail. And here I was losing hope in our judicial system, after my recent stint in jury duty. Man would I have loved to serve on that jury. But, alas, the Lohan drug fueled menace is off the streets and headed for lock-up. And why did the judge sentence her? Aside from common sense, take a look at her probation report courtesy of Radar Online:

Lindsay Lohan was taking a powerful cocktail of amphetamines and the powerful painkiller Dilaudid during her probation period, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.
The shocking list is contained in the 24-year-old’s probation report, which was given to a Beverly Hills court Tuesday. It is expected to be released publicly Wednesday.
Lohan, 24, who was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation, was also taking Adderall – an amphetamine used as part of a treatment program to control symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. The actress was also taking a combination of other drugs, including anti-depressants Zoloft and Trazodone. She also takes Nexium, which is used to treat acid reflux.
They were all legally prescribed to Lohan, RadarOnline.com has been told. The drugs were detected in the Mean Girls star’s system after she began random drug testing on May 26.
The combination had the potential to “kill her” when mixed with alcohol, said one source.

And that's just prescriptions, who knows what else she was doing before she got on probation. While I don't feel sorry for Lohan, I do hope she takes this time to reevaluate her life. She's got 90 days to realize she's hit rock-bottom.

UPDATE: Now, this post has video of the sentencing.

Miley Cirus Sings With Stripper Pole

I'm not sure who's in charge of setting up the "Teen Choice Awards", but someone should tell the people involved that putting a 16-year old, Jesus-loving girl in short shorts and making her swing around a stripper pole while a ton of other teens are watching might be a little inappropriate. Although, when I was 16, I would have loved to see something like this. But now, it's just a little creepy. I didn't watch the "Teen Choice Awards" this year, again, but it does attract unintentional perversion from time to time. I do remember Lindsay Lohan a couple of years ago and her ass-flash to the audience. I guess the people at the "Teen Choice Awards" just like to jump-start puberty. One more picture of Miley below.

Lindsay's Vag Strikes Back

It seems like only yesterday I was posting Lindsay Lohan upskirt and nipple slips pretty much every couple of days, but things have changed around the good ol' BAFW. It's nice to know that Lohan will let me get nostalgic about the past by once again having trouble exiting an automobile and exposing herself to the eager papparazi machine. But, there she is, being all Lohan and letting her labia flap in the wind. Maybe it's been starved for attention. In any case, enjoy the pic below until Photobucket decides that it goes against their moral imperative and they pull the pic down.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Parody Video

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

I guess even Lindsay Lohan can laugh at how ridiculous her life has turned out to be. With the help of the "Funny or Die" guys, she's made this eHarmony parody video showcasing her fake profile and search for new love. It's marginally funny, if you like redheads that are trying their hand at sarcasm for the first time.

Lindsay Lohan - Same ol' Same ol'

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is up to her get-attention-anyway-you-can tactics to remain relevant in society. She's combined the just gaining popularity "down blouse" with the already established nipple slip to give us a nipple-down blouse-slip. It's like a hybrid vehicle almost. Or an alarm clock radio. In any case, she's showing it "accidentally", so I guess I'm posting it. Why? Nothing else to talk about today. But at least you get a nipple*.

*Until Photobucket sees it and decides to end the nipple party.

I don't Know What Lindsay Lohan is Selling

This is a commercial. Right? For "Fornarina"? What the hell is that? And why doesn't this commercial specify. It's just Lohan speaking in adverbs and adjectives. And she's not looking all that hot while she's doing that either. So, what have we learned? Never buy things from Lindsay Lohan. Because God knows just what the fuck she's talking about. And he ain't telling.

Flashy Spice

I guess the Spice Girls are still big somewhere. Big enough that they get invited to places like the 13th Annual British Academy Children's Awards, where, if the kiddies are lucky, they can get a lesson in anatomy that they might not get in school. Case in point: Geri Halliwell, AKA: Ginger Spice, AKA: New Adolescent Wet Dream. You don't see it in the picture above, because a gust of wind hasn't made the night for a few dozen spectators yet. But the picture below, one can plainly see the material the dress is made of is rather see through, and it doesn't help that Halliwell decided to go "commando" to a children's awards event.

This reminds me of the time Lindsay Lohan flashed her ass during the Nickelodeon's Kids Awards back in the day. What is it with the redheads and inducing puberty early on in kids. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it, right? These women deserve Nobel Prizes in Sluttery.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Flour'ed

I'm pretty sure Lindsay Lohan is used to her clothes being covered in a white powder, but I'm sure she's never had a bag full of flour dumped on her. You can thank those crazy people over at PETA for this. I guess they're not so hot on Lindsay wearing furs all the time. This incident happened in France, and the PETA guy from Europe (Robbie LeBlanc) had this to say about it:

Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.

Here's the anti-fur crusader who perpetrated the assault on Lohan. She seems to be a little fanatical about PETA's cause, but then again, the world needs more people that can effectively ridicule Hollywood starlets.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Political (with Sideboob!)

So, sideboob-prone and upskirt beleaguered Lindsay Lohan can form opinions? And they pertain to the current political climate of the country? Stranger things have happened. I skimmed through most of this, but what it boils down to is this: Sarah Palin bad. Everyone in the entertainment industry seems to be giving this Palin woman the business right now. Last week it was Matt Damon, now Lindsay Lohan. Check out her rambling post from her blog:

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.
I couldn't be more supportive of a woman in office, but let's face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.
Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?
I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be... Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she's FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land.... Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.
Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play...
Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?
I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice... I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the "lipstick on a pig" comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president...
Palin's Desire to "save and convert the gays"-really??
I feel it's necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.
Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies... And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.
Oh, and...Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!
And in the words of Pamela Anderson, "She can suck it"..
Lindsay- "I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!"
Samantha- "I love this country- however i wasn't born here and don't have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november.... and if you're in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won't get renewed!!!"

So, Samantha Ronson is not a citizen? Can't we just kick her (allegedly) out so that Lindsay can get over this "relationship" they have? Not that I have anything against "the gays", but these two just rub me the wrong way.

Lohan's political commentary is so titillating.

The Prodigal Sideboob Returns

If it isn't Lindsay Lohan, showing the world the side of her boob while wearing a tank-top that is just a tad on the revealing side. It doesn't hurt the inception of this sideboob viewing opportunity that Lindsay's not wearing a bra. I mean, why should she have to. She's Lindsay Lohan. And bra's are for suckers anyway. I tell my wife that all the time. This sideboob eventually led to a moderate strength nipple-see-through in the picture below. But Lindsay's mammary strength is not in the nipple area, but rather the girth of the whole boob in itself . . . you know . . . when she's not coked out of her gourd and she's eating.

Lindsay Lohan - Lesbian'y Update

Yesterday, I posted an entry that hinted at Lindsay Lohan's alleged lesbian tendencies. Well, as you can see in the picture above, I'm still not claiming that Lindsay has gone full blown gay on us, but she is certainly making out with Samantha Ronson. Or, maybe she's wiping something off her lips with her own lips. Perhaps she's feeding Ronson like a mama-bird would a baby-bird. I don't know.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Cozy with BFF, OMG

I'm not going to say that Lindsay Lohan has gone lesbian. I'm also not going to say that she's making out with her DJ friend, Samantha Ronson. Furthermore, I will also not be saying that these two bump uglies in the night away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi. But . . . it certainly looks like that's what these two are up to. Take a look at the pictures below and make your own judgments. Me? I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she's just confused. I think that when she sees Samantha Ronson, she thinks she seeing that DJ Qualls guy and Lindsay might have an un-natural love for uber-geeky dudes.

Lindsay Lohan takes Puppies on a Walk

That would be her "sweater puppies" on a walk down some red-carpet event celebrating the release/launch of God-knows-what. It doesn't matter though. Even if she's not looking all that young and fresh in the face area (all that partying and smoking is aging her quick-style), those breasts of hers are back en force. I'm a breast/ass afficionado. A T&A enthusiast if you will. So, seeing this amazing cleavage formed by natural breasts warrants a post on this blog. I think that's the nicest thing I've ever said about Lindsay Lohan. See what a day off from work does to me. I'm going to go feed the homeless now*. Lates.


*Actual feeding of homeless not likely to happen.

Lindsay Blow-han, Maybe?

This fantastically low-res picture is making the rounds right now and it would appear that a famous Hollywood star known for her generally good behavior is getting a little bit of a midnight cock-snack. OK, who are we fooling, Linsday Lohan is not known for her good behavior. Quite the opposite actually. Is this from a sex-tape that might be appearing all over the internets soon? Possibly. Is that even Lindsay Lohan? Perhaps. Until it is proven wrong, this is all the proof I need. It does make a little sense though. Apart from Lindsay being a total whore most of the time, she does admire the show "Sex and the City". As you can remember if you read this blog regularly, Kristin Davis was recently caught doing the same thing. Lindsay might just be following the footsteps, or rather, cock-gobblings of her idols.

Lindsay Lohan Pays Homage to Marylin Monroe

Lindsay Lohan decided to honor the memory of one of Hollywood's most iconic stars the only way she knew possible . . . by getting naked and then in front of a camera. Yes, here she poses nude, to the chagrin of many a papparazo out there that would have loved to have taken these pictures from the comfort of a bush. I have to say that these pictures, along with the rest (which can be found here) for the most part look pretty good. Those friggin giant cans she's got photograph well I have to say. You can thank photographer Bert Stern and New York Fashion magazine for these pictures. Now, if Lindsay Lohan could act as well as she can pose nude, I think the Oscar voting committee would have given her a nomination for the acting chops displayed in the movie "I Know Who Killed Me". I know I would have nominated her for the "Best Performance for a set of Cans in a Shitty Movie" category. But alas, such perfect awards don't exist but in my head.

Edit: After a little game of cat & mouse with Photobucket (they keep taking down the pictures) I decided to go back to Picturetrail just to host a few pictures. Their free hosting is fairly limited, and I don't remember them randomly taking down my shit. We'll see what happens.

Lindsay Lohan - Upskirt City

Lindsay Lohan is trying to turn her life around lately. After her DUI arrest, and subsequent stint in rehab up in Utah, she's all into community service and bettering herself. But, it's good to see that she still has time to get a little upskirt action for the masses. It's like, even though she wants to change, something subconsciously tells her to show off her panties as she exits an automobile. Just like her old self. I'm kind of glad she's showing a little restraint by actually wearing panties this time around. See . . . rehab works. But she might need to spend more time there to actually stop this behavior from popping up all the time. Just a thought.

Lindsay Lohan - Back and Sideboob'd

Just how long has Lindsay Lohan been back in town now? A week? Less? Maybe more? Doesn't matter, because she's up to her old antics. Namely, walking around in an outfit that allows for her rack to start falling out of the armholes. Which, brings us the sideboob below, captured in all of its photographic glory. Now, all she needs to do is show off her vagina lips, crash her Mercedes Benz and flee the scene, and then hold up knives to other girls throats in an effort to be all "edgy" . . . because to her, edgy = knives. She takes some things way too literally. Once all of these things happen, we'll get the old Lindsay back.

Oh, and I almost forgot. Copious amounts of cocaine. And an intravenous alcohol drip. Because drinking with your lips is just so 2006.

Celebr-ikini Pandemonium

I believe that summer has officially started. It's not something that is predicated by any specific date of the year, or when the temperatures get hot, or hotter than the previous year (Al Gore was right). No, it's when celebrities come out "en force" rocking their favorite two pieced swimsuit . . . the bikini. To the right of this paragraph, you've got Hillary Duff in one, and it's a small picture because I don't particularly find her interesting . . . or attractive. But she's here, because she's in a bikini. Are you seeing a pattern forming here? More celebrities, skimpily clothed, and sometimes soaking wet, below this.


Someone tell Hilary Swank that she really should try an eskimo parka this summer. Or, maybe she can dress up as a boy (which, from the looks of it, she's got the body for) and make out with Chloe Sevigny. Oh wait, she's done that already.


I'm not sure just what kind of hand gesture Lindsay Lohan is throwing at us in that picture. But, it's either "I want to munch on your rug", or "Do you have a cigarette . . . or 20?", or she might be asking for a double serving of "party water". What is more important is the curvature of her stomach. Is she hiding a lifetime supply of vodka in there?


Hayden Panettiere (still only 17) is hitting the beach in a bikini as well. That's really all I can say about that. In case the Feds are watching.


My wife told me that Mandy Moore was looking old lately. I don't know if that's the word I would use. She's definitely not "Panettiere'ish". But, she's still looking pretty OK lately. A little on the frumpy side in that bikini, but not bad.


If you get the Victoria's Secret catalogs in the mail, then you already know who Alessandra Ambrosio is. And if you know who she is, chances are you are a guy, that does not live with a woman, who is still getting those catalogs. Dude, what's up with that? You have no idea how they got your name and address right? Suuuuuure. One more of Hayden Panettiere picture and that's it for the day.


"I see the one hand on the computer mouse, but where's the other hand? Wait, is that in your pants? Ewww . . guh-ross!"

BAFW on Vacation - AKA "Vacations are for Wusses"

Starting tomorrow, I will be gone for about 5 days while I enjoy time away from Los Angeles. It will be a sort of scientific voyage though, as I will spend those five days in the midst of Mormons. Yes, I am going to Utah, and will be in the Salt Lake City vicinity. It'll be kind of like Jane Goodall studying gorillas, but much whiter.

Why am I going to Utah of all places? Well, my wife's family is currently conglomerated in that state. Her oldest sister has been living there for quite some time with her husband and two kids. Her other not so older sister just moved there this past February after her husband got out of the Marines, and they're there with their two kids. My wife's younger brother, who lives with one of the sisters, is graduating from High School this week, so that's the catalyst that initiated this whole trip.

I managed to get five days off while only using 3 vacation days at work, and I didn't even have to trade in sexual favors for that. The days I'm taking off were completely blacked out, but the floor manager told me he appreciated my proactive stance on the issue, letting him know months in advance rather than a week before that I needed this time off. Plus, we had bought the tickets and made these plans way before I even had begun working for my current employer, and the tickets were not refundable. At least I think they're not. Which really helped me in the end, because there's no way I'm wasting 200+ dollars.

So, what does this mean to you? Loyal reader(s?) of "Blogs are for Wusses"? No posts until I return. I don't even know if they have the "internets" in Utah. I've never been there. And no, I won't return with more than one wife. Let me tell you . . . one's enough. So, enjoy whatever Lindsay Lohan does for the next five days and laugh as Paris Hilton begins her stint in jail . . . which should last about a week.

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Memorial Day Weekend

There's really only one way to commemorate our service-men and their past battles to maintain democracy in the free world if you're Lindsay Lohan. So it's no surprise to me that she was busted for possession and crashed her car into a tree. Didn't you expect something like this to happen? I mean, it's Lindsay Lohan. Sure she's in AA, but she's not in NA, so as far as she knows, cocaine is cool. She just needs to stop drinking. I mean, who's gonna get hurt, right? A tree? Here's what "People" Magazine have in regards to this little incident. Oh, and happy Memorial Day by the way. While you're all enjoying barbeque's, I'll be working.

Lindsay Lohan was arrested and cited for driving under the influence in Los Angeles in the wee hours of Saturday morning, say police, who also found a substance tentatively identified as "a usable amount of cocaine" in connection with the accident.

The 20-year-old actress was slightly injured when her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible struck a curb and shrub on Sunset Boulevard. The car suffered "major damage," according to police.

Lohan and two other people were in the vehicle when it crashed around 5:30 a.m., Lt. Mitch McCann, media relations officer for Beverly Hills police department, said during a press conference Saturday. The star was hospitalized for minor upper chest injuries. The passengers were not hurt.

At the press conference McCann said: "A usable amount of an illegal narcotic tentatively identified as cocaine was recovered and booked." Police would not specify where the drugs were found.

"She was charged with a misdemeanor," said McCann. "There is a potential for additional charges."