The Olivia Munn Magazine?

Olivia Munn, smoking-hot co-host of "Attack of the Show", has her own magazine now? Or maybe it's a special one time thing she's doing for fans. Either way, it seems like something that should have been done a long time ago. While I will not end up purchasing the mag (not that big of a magazine reader) there's no reason for anyone else not to buy this. Especially AOTS fans. She's doing it mainly for them, and from the looks of this preview video, she knows what her fans want. Check it out, and then look out for "Hey Olivia" in stands soon.

Britney Spears Does Top Ten on Letterman

I don't watch late night television, so this little bit on Letterman eluded me. His top ten list for the night was related to a scenario where Britney Spears might be President. And, since Britney just recently lost most of that cheetoh and twinkie weight she was carrying around, they thought it would be a good idea to throw her into the bit, wearing a bikini of course, to make things funnier? Not really. Although, she did wow me with her literacy skills. I didn't know she could read that well, unless, it was pre-taped, and she was lip-synching it. But I doubt it. Not a funny video, but if you want to see Britney in a bikini, reading, then this is for you.

Denise Richards: It's Camel-Toe

I don't follow Denise Richards's career any longer. She used to be a big star back in the late 90's and early 00's, but now, she just has that show on cable "Denise Richards: It's Complicated" and it looks like a total snooze fest. If I had sleep deprivation problems, I might tune in to pass out, but you can ask my wife. I don't have that. I'm borderline narcoleptic sometimes. But now I'm deviating from the topic at hand, or, the topic at crotch if you will. While completely uninteresting to me in a professional sense, she does still have a slight camel-toe in the picture above, so now it's post-worthy. Enjoy the pic, and the one below, which is more a showcase of her bikini wearing abilities than the one above. I have to say, for no longer being a spring chicken, she's not looking terrible.

BAFW Art - Max from AM

Max over at Analog Medium created this pretty sweet BAFW-centric piece for me that includes some of my favorite things: bikinis, chicks and machine guns. And he tells me more are on their way. Let's hope they're all as kick ass as this one I got from him. Feel free to click on it to blow it up.

Olivia Munn Heats Bikinis & Polaroids

Olivia Munn, of "Attack of the Show" fame, seems to be on vacation in Hawaii, and apparently, loves to spend time in bikinis snapping Polaroid pictures of herself . . . which I'm totally fine with. I don't think anyone would complain about these pictures, with the exception of some Polaroid addicts that know that there's a finite amount of Polaroid exposures before we reach the end of the supply. If you're not in the know, Polaroid no longer produces refills for their instant cameras. So, if you're looking at these pictures and thinking: "oh my, what a waste", you're totally entitled to your opinion, but I'll be thinking this: "that guy thinks it's a waste? what a gh3y!". More pictures below. Polaroid enthusiasts, try not to cry to much about them.

Whitney Port Bikini + Nip Slip PIctures = Who the Hell is Whitney Port?

Maybe I'm not doing a great job of following MTV and all of it's reality show spin-offs. Apparently, there's a show on that cable channel called "The City", which is an abortion of the already established and (I have no idea why) popular show "The Hills", which was teenage-birthed by MTV's first televised program about privileged youth: "Laguna Beach". Which, still leaves me wondering: Who the hell is Whitney Port? And to tell you the truth, part of me doesn't want to know. Because, just like in "Scanners", I think my head would explode like a ripe melon if someone sat me down and explained the chronology behind why this girl has a television show about her.

What I'll do instead, is check out these bikini pictures, which come with nipple slip (for as long as Photobucket lets it, so, by the time you read this, there might be a "content deleted" picture where the nipple slip should be . . . early bird gets the nipple around here) because it's the only real way to maintain my sanity. I kinda need that, right?



Click on the pictures to make them, and parts of your anatomy, larger.

Audrina Patridge Shops for Bikini in a Bikini

It would seem that every time I post something about "The Hills" "star", Audrina Patridge, she's in a bikini. So, it should be no surprise to me that she would be wearing a bikini while shopping for a bikini. I know she most likely resides in Southern California, but seriously, it's motherfucking December and she's still walking around wearing a two-piece swimsuit. It's cold out and this chick has no sub-cutaneous layer whatsoever. What was that? Maybe she was wearing clothes to the store and was then photographed in a bikini at the store? Sure buddy. Have you seen "The Hills"? Reason is not part of the equation there. But fine, I'll entertain that thought while you entertain yourself(ves) with these pictures. I know what you do in your mother's basement. The picture below has some faint camel-toe action as well. Think of it as an early Christmas present.

Chloe Sevigny Gets Bikini'd

In case you were wondering what "Big Love" co-star Chloe Sevigny looks like when she's not decked out in "Little House on the Prairie"ish Mormon inspired garb, here she is in a bikini. Quite the difference. And that's pretty much all I have for this post. Well, there's the other picture below, that has some cleavage, which is note-worthy on its own, but apart from that . . . nothing. "Big Love" starts its 3rd season this coming January. Make sure to catch it. It's actually pretty good. But don't expect Chloe Sevigny to look like this on the show.

Jennifer Aniston - Bikini Cleavage & Cameltoe

I can say, with 100% assurance, that I've never really been into Jennifer Aniston. Not even when she was younger and less man-faced looking. She's just never done it for me. That's not to say that she doesn't have a huge following outside of BAFW. That's pretty much the main reason I'm posting this up. It's not for me. It's for you. So enjoy this little gift. Consider it an early Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanza present for you. I do have to say that she's being rather generous in what she's showing lately. For a broad that's not a spring chicken anymore, she does take care of her body rather well. Below are pictures of her displaying (rather unsuspectingly) her cleavage and a pretty well defined camel toe.

Megan Fox Bikini Pics from GQ

I'm sure you've seen the Megan Fox lingerie pics from Maxim, but those were recycled old pictures from like 3 years ago. These, on the other hand, are brand new. Thanks GQ. Which is why I hadn't bothered to post the Maxim spread. But, it can be argued that old Megan Fox and new Megan Fox pictures still feature Megan Fox, so it's all good . . . . right? Wrong. I don't like to dwell in the past. I live in the now. And these new pictures, as you will see in a few seconds, are far superior. Just look at her, she's got a cherry in her mouth. Sexual innuendos anyone? She does tend to overuse her mouth in these pictures, but you can't hold that against her. I mean, would you? Hot chick that has an oral fixation? There's no way that's a negative in my book. Anyway, enjoy the rest of the pics.

Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures

I know it's been a little light around here as far as posting goes this month. Hopefully, these Olivia Munn bikini pictures will make up for my lack of content this month. These pictures were taken in Japan, which means Olivia and the rest of the AOTS crew are out filming some sort of Japanese themed special. Maybe there's some sort of convention out there. They're always going to Japan. How come I never get to go to Japan? I want to buy used panties from a vending machine too! Oh well, here's another picture.

Selma Blair: Scowl-kini

I'm not quite sure why Selma Blair is looking so upset lately. She's co-starring in a pretty well reviewed and well received sequel in the "Hellboy" franchise, has a new show called "Kath & Kim" (which is where these pictures were taken from) premiering this new fall season on a network channel that is completely eluding my memory at this time, is a celebrity and naturally has more money than most of us (definitely more than what's in BAFW's Google Ads account). So then, why is she looking so despondent in that bikini? It's not flattering. I guess she figured these pictures would end up all over the internet, still being talked about and posted up days after their initial release by smart-aleck-y bloggers. Sorry Selma, around here, BAFW is part of the problem, not part of the solution. Just don't look at BAFW like in the picture below . . ever. It actually kind of scares me.

If we mention the camel-toe, will she kill us?

Brooke Hogan in Playboy?

This just in from the New York Daily News -

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no.

The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered" reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

"No decision has been made at this time," her rep said.

Well, Playboy did put WWF wrestler Chyna in their magazine once (I still get the shakes whenever that unpleasant memory re-surfaces), so it's not all that weird that Brooke Hogan would make it into the long-published gentleman's magazine. But do we need to see Brooke Hogan naked? I'll take a pass on that one. Seeing her in bikinis is testing the limits of what I can take already.

Rosario Dawson Works a Hose in a Bikini

Man, that post title alone should be the plot for Rosario Dawson's next filmed project, but alas, it is only an accurate description of what she was doing in Italy over the weekend. The hose happens to be a garden hose, but the bikini is just that . . . a bikini. I don't recall seeing Rosario Dawson in the two-piece wonder suit in the past, so this is a welcome addition to the pantheon of posts here at BAFW. It doesn't hurt that Dawson is a geek's dream-girl. She's lending her vocal talents to the upcoming "Wonder Woman" animated movie coming out next year, she's written comic books, and starred in Kevin Smith movies. How much more geek-cred do you want? That, and she's not too hard on the eyes either. Here are a couple of more pictures, to solidify my point and, most likely, something in your pants.



"Hey! What's up stalkers!

Claire Danes Skinny Bikini

I'm pretty sure I know how bikinis work. The top is supposed to be filled with breasts . . . but Claire Danes seems to have another idea. All she's got in there is nipples. Didn't she used to have breasts? Either she's lost a lot of weight, or had a double mastectomy. Whatever the case might be, here are a couple more pictures of her, and one even has potential camel-toe action . . . if she could fill out the bikini bottom enough. Such a wasted opportunity.

Sienna Miller Dumps Hunk of the Century

Sienna Miller, who has been in some movies (that I haven't seen or can't remember seeing), has ended her relationship with fiance, and super hot hunk of man meat, Rhys Ifans. OK, so maybe that's somewhat inaccurate. By, "super hot hunk of man meat" I meant, what the fuck was she thinking letting that homeless man touch her in her no-no parts? Sienna did do the classy thing and dumped Ifans over the phone, citing that it was his jealousy, not her excessive visits to her ex-boyfriend, that did the relationship in. Full story from The Sun below:

Screen beauty SIENNA MILLER has dumped actor boyfriend RHYS IFANS because he was jealous about her seeing her ex-love — MATTHEW RHYS. The blonde Alfie star broke the bad news to Welshman Ifans in a tearful phone call last weekend.

She blamed her decision on their long-distance relationship, during which Ifans became suspicious that she had rekindled her romance with Matthew. But Sienna, 26, insists she and her ex are just good friends — even though she has seen a lot more of Matthew during her regular trips to LA in recent months.

A source said: "Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages.

"She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called 'incriminating evidence'. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him and the time she puts into the relationship. When they are together they get on so well. But she can't cope with his jealousy."

I think the jealousy angle was just an excuse. I mean, look at this poor schmuck.

If this guy is making your panties insta-wet ladies, you've got issues. One more picture of them lounging around, enjoying the "good times".

Bikini-Star Galactica

"Battlestar Galactica" is one of my favorite shows. Period. Everything about the show, from the writing to the acting to dramatic scenes to the full blown space sci-fi action is pitch-perfect. And they have some hot ass robot babes to boot. So, here they are. Two Cylons and a human (at least for now) cast members have stripped their flight suits and slipped into bikinis for a photoshoot. I don't know what the publication is, and to tell you the truth, I don't care much. It's just a shame that "Battlestar Galactica" is ending with its fourth season. I'm going to miss the show. Enjoy the pictures and check out the show, airing tonight on the Sci-Fi Channel. Check your local listings for times. What the fuck do I look like, your own personal TV Guide.







Many thanks to Grace Park, Katee Sackhoff and Tricia Helfer for putting in great performances on the show. Kudos on the camel-toes as well. The science fiction fanbase should go nuts for these pictures.

Mario Lopez Launches Nip-Slip'd Lady Friend

Mario Lopez knows how to treat a lady right. I'm taking notes right now on how to better handle a nip slip from "A.C. Slater" himself. The chick that Mario Lopez has sitting on top of him is his dancing partner/girlfriend from "Dancing with the Stars" (don't ask me which season, I've never watched that show). Her name is Karina Smirnoff, and apart from having a cool name, that's pretty much all I know about her. That, and she wears bikinis, is boning "A.C. Slater", and is prone to the nip slip. Good catch Lopez. The pictures below depict his woman-tossing prowess, but not before he gets a good amount of nipple right in his eye. Extreme-close-up-style, for all the "Wayne's World" fans out there.

Audrina Patridge - Acts in Bikini

When Audrina Patridge is not busy "acting" on the "reality" show "The Hills", she's busy "acting" in legitimately fictional filmed projects. Right now she's been cast in a movie called "The Reef", and I'm guessing it has something to do with oceans and water. Why else would she be in a bikini. For a chick that's got nothing going upstairs (much like the rest of the cast of "The Hills"), she does compensate by having quite the body. Is her acting any good though? I don't know. I don't really watch "The Hills". My wife does, or has in the past. But don't tell her I told you that. She's already pretty pissed I exposed her love for Bravo's "Top Chef" show. Ooops . . . But, getting back on topic. There are a couple of more pictures of Patridge for your viewing pleasures. Even a little something something for those who like the caboose.

Mischa Barton Bikini - Something is Definitely Wrong Here

Usually, when I post pictures of celebrities in bikinis, it's a good thing. Well, Mischa Barton has just proven that it can also be bad. I'm not sure how someone as thin as her can develop such massive amounts of cellulite, but there it is. Check out the all-cottage-cheese thighs she's sporting. Her publicity reps are claiming foul-play here. To me, these pictures look pretty real. Oh well, I was never really into Mischa Barton. Haven't seen a single thing she's been in, wether on TV or in films. And, judging from these pictures, I'm better off not seeing her in any stage of undress. Unless I'm looking to vomit. Then, sure, pass me some more Mischa Barton bikini pictures. And a bucket.