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I've been working quite a bit lately. That's the only explanation I have for the extremely lean posting week I've had recently. It's going to be even worse the next couple of days. I'm currently getting ready to work two 15 hour days back to back, along with an 9 hour day on Saturday. My brain is pretty fried as a result of this (just thinking about this monumental amount of work tires my brain out), so this is all I can muster for right now.

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George Carlin: 1937 - 2008

Fuck! Another great bites the dust. George Carlin died yesterday from heart failure. He was 71. He had a long career as a stand-up comedian, had been in movies and television. This guy was a comic legend. I will personally miss him, even though I personally never knew him.

Britney's Back, Bitch

Well, Britney Spears has made her triumphant comeback . . . and it seems to have included the rather complicated medical procedure some people call: an add-a-dick-tomy. This clip also has Sharon Osbourne and David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff gushing over how much they like this version of Britney Spears . . . and of course, some cranky Englishman who seems to be the voice of reason.

When Guttenberg Attacks!

I don't remember Steve Guttenberg being this angry or intense. My memories of the 80's and early 90's are somewhat vague (thanks to selective amnesia), but he always seemed like a nice guy. At least a witty motherfucker in those "Police Academy" movies. And his recent "Dancing with the Stars" stint (not that I watch that show, rather, I've seen clips on shows that make fun of that show, ex: The Soup & Best Week Ever), he almost seemed like he was happy and almost blessed to have a camera pointed at him again. Which is why, I'm sitting here, scratching my head, wondering what the fuck these pictures are all about. Is he mad that the paparazzi are following him around and snapping pictures of him? Isn't that what you wanted Guttenberg? Some sort of celebrity again? Because if that's what you want, then get used to it buddy. This is what modern day celebs have to contend with on a daily basis, and even though some might not like the attention, its essential to their success. So, if you want to go back to living in a tiny apartment somewhere, getting your "Police Academy" residual checks . . . then fine. But if you want to kick-start your "career", get used to this.

Or not, it's still kinda funny. More pictures below.





Mad or constipated? You be the judge.

Rocking Fella - WTF's up with them Glasses?

This .gif was created using photos taken at a Coldplay concert shot by the BBC. It's slightly hypnotizing . . . I don't think I've ever seen Jay-Z wearing grandma glasses in the past. Ricky Gervais kind of classes up the picture . . . but Jay-Z . . . WTF mang?

P.S. - Enjoy this while it lasts. .Gif's don't usually stick around for long.

My DVD Queue - 6/21/08

I buy a lot of DVD's. I have yet made the jump to Blu-Ray, largely due to the fact that I don't want to buy a PS3. But, I've come across an interesting phenomenon lately. I'm buying more movies than I have time to watch them in . . . I'm not sure if that makes sense, but here's my current list of pending DVD titles to watch.

Frontier(s) - I actually got this a good couple of weeks ago. From the DVD case itself, it says it's the French answer to "Hostel" and "Saw". So, I'm expecting lots of bloody torture.

Cloverfield - I've seen this movie. I bought the DVD just on the strength of that and also so I could see some of the behind-the-scenes stuff that it comes with. But, I bought this so long ago that I can't pin-point the exact time of purchase. It's well before I got "Frontier(s)", so that can give you an idea on how long I've been sitting on this DVD purchase.

Supernatural: Season 1 - This I already started watching, but since it's a whole season spread over 6 discs, it's taking me some time to watch. I only just recently started watching this CW show, and I didn't think I would be too much into it. I was wrong. This is a very well put together show, and the next DVD on the queue should attest to that.

Supernatural: Season 2 - This is next up on my DVD priority list. I think I've already said enough good things about this show. I still need to buy season 3, and pick up season 4 when it comes out so I can be all caught up.

Jumper - My wife and I started this movie already, and no wonder it didn't get great reviews when it hit theaters. Hayden Christiansen has to be one of the most unlikeable movie heroes of all time. We probably got through 1/3 of the movie before we had to turn it off. I'll definitely finish watching it, but it might sit around for a few weeks before I revisit this.

The Signal - This was just purchased yesterday, based on a review I read for "The Happening" which states that this is the movie that M. Knight Shyamalan's movie wanted to be. We got maybe 10 minutes into it before my wife got totally freaked out about it and said we should watch this during the day time. I might actually finish this movie up on Sunday, when I have some free time.

So, that's what I currently have to watch or need to finish watching. More updates as my DVD collection increases.

Post # 1500! Brought to you by Boobs!

I wanted to do something special for my fifteenth hundredth (looks more regal when you spell it out), but I figured boobs would be special enough. Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard are U.K. models that pretty much live to show their tits in print and around the interwebs. I had no idea when I started this blog thing that I would end up posting naked pictures of chicks for your viewing pleasure. Oh well, things tend to evolve and change over time. I remember when this was just a place where I would tell funny stories or show pictures that made me laugh my ass off (aka LMAO). Now, it's a den of depravity which I'm pretty sure is contributing to the decline of mankind as a whole. Anyway, I'm going to stop waxing nostalgic now. Here are a couple of more choice pictures of these two models, getting all cozy and touchy-feely with each other.



These pictures come courtesy of "Nuts" magazine, which, judging by it's content, must have received lots of nuts all over it's pages over the course of its publishing history . . . what? It's called a pun. Deal with it.

China Chow Topless with Keanu Reeves

There's not much that I remember about 1998's "The Big Hit", other than China Chow being held captive for most of the movie in a school girl outfit. It's now 10 years later, and here she is, topless with Keanu Reeves. Although I would have preferred to see this then, rather than now, I won't complain too much. Although, seeing Keanu topless is not all that fun. Put a shirt on already. Here's some more topless action, sans Keanu.

Thumbs up for boobs!

Ong Bak 2 Cannes Promo Reel

After watching "Ong Bak" (which my wife adorably pronounces "Mmm-bop"), I became an instant Tony Jaa fan. Which is why right now I have a raging martial arts inspired boner after watching this Cannes promo reel for "Ong Bak 2", which adds other martial arts to the already enjoyable Muay Thai style. You have to check out this video, and get ready to get kicked in the nuts by this movie when it is released here in the states.

Stan Winston, 1946 - 2008

I'm going to interrupt my regular sick-as-a-dog scheduled programming to drop this post in, because I feel it's somewhat important. Stan Winston passed away over the weekend. Those who are into movies will instantly know who I'm talking about. If you don't, chances are you've enjoyed many of the films he's worked on in the past. Check out his IMDB page to see this prolific special effects master's work.

BAFW on Sick Leave

By now, you might have noticed that I really haven't posted much of anything since Tuesday. Shortly after returning from my vacation, I fell ill with what I think was a case of the flu. Needless to say, I've been feeling utterly shitty for the past couple of days, and the high dosages of Robitussin and Day/NyQuil have not been allowing me to put my brain to work on posting stuff. Sorry. So, hang tight, as soon as I kick this bug for good, I'll be back with daily posts for your entertainment.

"Futurama - Beast With a Billion Backs" Trailer

This is the trailer to the 2nd Futurama full-length, straight to DVD feature film. I'm not sure how many more of these will come out. "Bender's Big Score" was amusing, and I'm pretty much going to pick this up just based on my love of "Futurama" in general. Even if it ends up being uneven and only funny half of the time, that's still leaps and bounds better than "The Simpsons". Blegh, why is that still on TV?

BAFW Vacation in Progress

Some of you might not have noticed that since Friday afternoon, I've been on vacation. I set up BAFW to keep posting things (mostly videos as you have seen) during my absence using Blogger's future posting option. It's pretty cool. I spent Saturday through Monday in Las Vegas, gambling and drinking giant margarita drinks (and subsequently feeling like shit) the whole weekend. We even caught a burlesque show over at The Palms casino courtesy of my cousin Mig. The whole weekend was a great time and I only (technically) lost $100 bucks. My sister won $1000 on a dollar slot machine (I think she said it was a Wheel of Fortune one) and my brother in law came up even after spending way too much time at the blackjack tables over at the Paris casino. We even saw some sharks over in old Las Vegas, along with a trippy as fuck light show on Fremont street. The whole weekend was jam-packed with fun shit, and I wish I could give you an event by event breakdown of what happened. Unfortunately, I don't remember much. But, I did snap this picture while at the Golden Nugget's parking lot in downtown Las Vegas.

It's hard to speed when you're only walking

WTF Nikki Cox?

When will people learn that plastic surgery is not going to make you look better. Specially, when you decide to make your lips look like flotation devices. Nikki Cox used to be hot. I think. She was in a few shows, the most recent one "Las Vegas", but now, I'm not sure she'd get any work unless it involves a nice paper bag covering her face. And that's Jay Mohr, right? He's still alive? Anyway, let's not get sidetracked here. Look at that mouth! Don't get to close to your monitors. It might just suck you in.

Sienna Miller Dumps Hunk of the Century

Sienna Miller, who has been in some movies (that I haven't seen or can't remember seeing), has ended her relationship with fiance, and super hot hunk of man meat, Rhys Ifans. OK, so maybe that's somewhat inaccurate. By, "super hot hunk of man meat" I meant, what the fuck was she thinking letting that homeless man touch her in her no-no parts? Sienna did do the classy thing and dumped Ifans over the phone, citing that it was his jealousy, not her excessive visits to her ex-boyfriend, that did the relationship in. Full story from The Sun below:

Screen beauty SIENNA MILLER has dumped actor boyfriend RHYS IFANS because he was jealous about her seeing her ex-love — MATTHEW RHYS. The blonde Alfie star broke the bad news to Welshman Ifans in a tearful phone call last weekend.

She blamed her decision on their long-distance relationship, during which Ifans became suspicious that she had rekindled her romance with Matthew. But Sienna, 26, insists she and her ex are just good friends — even though she has seen a lot more of Matthew during her regular trips to LA in recent months.

A source said: "Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages.

"She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called 'incriminating evidence'. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him and the time she puts into the relationship. When they are together they get on so well. But she can't cope with his jealousy."

I think the jealousy angle was just an excuse. I mean, look at this poor schmuck.

If this guy is making your panties insta-wet ladies, you've got issues. One more picture of them lounging around, enjoying the "good times".

Tropic Thunder Red Band Trailer

I love red band trailers. They're my abso-fucking-lute favorite thing of all. "Tropic Thunder" is coming out later this year. Check this out. Finally, a Ben Stiller movie I want to see. It hasn't been since the late 90's that something like that has happened. Also in the film, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr, and Nick Nolte. Looks fucking great.

Kate Walsh vs. Nature = Upskirt

I don't watch whatever show(s) Kate Walsh is a part of. I think it requires a vagina to enjoy. Unfortunately, I'm ill equipped for that sort of television programming. That, coupled with the fact that I don't find her particularly attractive makes me wonder . . . just why the fuck am I posting this up? An upskirt is an upskirt after all, and I know you like them. You probably actually looked for this. So, consider this an early Christmas present. I know, I give and give and give and what do I get in return. A few clicks and actual purchases from my sponsors would be nice.

Fucking cheapskates. Here's what you're actually looking for. From the angle that the shot is taken, it's not very clear if Walsh is wearing underpants. You can draw your own conclusions as to what's really going on under that dress. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

Ouch of the Month - Reinstated and Ouchier than Ever

I used to run an "Ouch of the Week" during this blog's early days. I discontinued it, largely in part to lack of interest in my part. But, as soon as I saw this picture, it reignited the "ouch" flame in me. And this one is a brutal motherfucking "ouch". This happened in Mexico. Someone fell asleep at the wheel and plowed into a bike race. 10 people were injured, 1 person was killed, and the guy at the wheel (reports indicate he was drunk) is most likely going to be charged with some degree of murder. You can check out the actual news story over at CNN.com.

This post ushers the return of this feature to BAFW, but it won't be a weekly thing. I'm going for something more monthly-oriented.

Burn After Reading Red Band Trailer

"Burn After Reading" is the latest Coen Brothers movie, and it's got a red band trailer. Those are the ones with foul language and/or nudity. This one just has bad words in it, and some random violence. But the movie looks to be pretty funny. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand and John Malkovich star in this, along with other actors (which I can't remember at this point in time), so it should be a pretty decent movie. Check out the trailer, but don't let the kids watch it. They'll develop potty mouths.

New Linkage

Here at BAFW, we (really just me, you can't count my dormant multiple personalities. Not like they do anything anyway. Fucking lazy bastards . . . where was I again?) appreciate links that generate traffic to this most humble (really the best blog ever, but I'm still being modest) of blogs on the blogosphere. The two most recent link contributors, or traffic generators, are listed below. They both link the "Bikini-Star Galactica" post from a couple of days ago, and I don't blame them. That post was red-hot.

SF Signal
Ghost of a Flea

Along with being recognized in this post, their blogs/sites will get featured linkage on my sidebar. I know, how freaking cool is that? You guys can start your victory lap whenever you want.

Prince is a Creep

Prince, or as I like to call him, the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, covered Radiohead's "Creep" at the Coachella festival this year. Then, after he heard that the cover was up on YouTube and other video sharing websites, he went ahead and had his lawyers block the video. Even though it was not his to block to begin with. Even Radiohead, who were curious as to what the cover sounded like, were denied access to the performance, even though they are the rightful owners of the song. Below is an excerpt from a legitimate news blog about the whole ordeal

After word spread that Prince covered Radiohead's "Creep" at Coachella, the tens of thousands who couldn't be there ran to YouTube for a peek. Everyone was quickly denied - even Radiohead. In a recent interview, Thom Yorke said he heard about Prince's performance from a text message and thought it was "hilarious." Yorke laughed when his bandmate, guitarist Ed O'Brien, said the blocking had prevented him from seeing Prince's version of their song. "Really? He's blocked it?" asked Yorke, who figured it was their song to block or not. "Surely we should block it. Hang on a moment." Yorke added: "Well, tell him to unblock it. It's our song."

In my opinion, Prince was just probably ashamed of the absolutely terrible job he did of butchering such an iconic song. What a fucking creep.

EDIT - Had to go find a new video of the song in question because the video was pulled from the original site. Prince, just give it a break pal. Go masturbate your guitar, or whatever it is Prince does.

Audrina Patridge - Good Ol' Fashioned Upskirt

Audrina Patridge seems to be everywhere lately. This is like the 2nd or 3rd actual post I've had that involves something that she's been up to lately in the past couple of months. Which is more than I had posted about her in the past couple of years since I started this blog. This time, she's just showing the tried-and-true method of upskirting. Exiting a vehicle. Way to kick it old school Patridge. She's not really all that interesting, so I'll leave it at that.

Mariah Carey - Baseball Superstar

I don't know why Mariah Carey is throwing the opening pitch for some baseball game in Japan . . . but apparently, her arm needs a little work. That is some fantastic failure of a pitch. Seriously. I'm wondering if the Japanese subjected her to bucket-loads of bukkake after she botched up this extremely easy task.