Foot-long Cheeseburgers - Finally?!

I didn't say much about the KFC "Double Down" "sandwich" when I saw it, because it's not a sandwich if no bread is involved, and I didn't think it would start a trend in Americans eating worse than they already do. But then, I spotted this on the internets. It looks like Carl's Jr. has stepped up to the "let's make Americans fatter" (dinner) plate and they're now offering foot-long cheeseburgers. This is no joke, looks like they're testing this concept out right now, but look forward a rash of massive coronaries hitting your town sometime soon.

Ukranian Street Fighters

Oh Ukranians . . . Why fight like this? In broad daylight? While drunk? And with spectators? Oh, it's for my own personal amusement? Then carry on, please. This fight is almost epic. It runs for a good five minutes, interrupted here and there by Ukranians of saner (or should I say sober) minds who try to break up the fight . . . repeatedly. I don't know what sparked this dust up, but does it really matter? I didn't think so. If someone does speak the language and wants to translate what is being said, then please, be my guest. Drop something in the comments section below. Shine some light on this. Or not. It's enjoyable either way.

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl Trailer = WTF!?

"Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl" is a movie. I can say that for sure. But why the Japanese decided to make this is beyond my realm of comprehension. It looks bug-nuts insane. It's all blood spray and terrible acting from what I can gleam from the trailer. But, maybe that's why I want to watch it now. In any case, peep out the trailer. And get some handy wipes ready to wipe off the excess blood from your computer screens. It's that bloody.

Lady Gaga Slips the Nip

There's a good possibility that somehow, I've fallen out of the loop lately. Because, I have no idea what the fuck a "Lady Gaga" is. Why do we care about this chick? Is she a singer? Someone please edumacate me a little on this. Apparently, whatever the fuck a "Lady Gaga" is, it still nip slips like the rest of Hollywood. You can see it a little in the picture above, but the money shot is the one below.

Enjoy these pictures while they last. If you're a frequent reader (first, you should get your head checked) you'll know that Photobucket has an ongoing vendetta against awesome pictures. If you're checking this a couple of days from now, it's likely that they will have already taken the pictures down. But, you early birds, get the nipple-worm?

The Japanese Louis Armstrong

I somehow need to get a cable channel where they show nothing but Japanese game shows. I don't even know what kind of competition this is . . . but if it involves a dude in black face, making faces that I could only correlate to a bad case of constipation, I want to watch it. Sure, this could be seen as borderline racist, but remember, if you hate this Japanese dude for impersonating a black man, then you're kind of hating Asians, and that would complete the racism cycle. So, instead of being part of the problem, just laugh, move on, and be part of the solution.

I should be an inspirational speaker.

Match Made in WTF!

It is being reported that Pamela Anderson is dating Michael Jackson. I know. I'm confused too. The UK Mirror has the lowdown:

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We're told: "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

I'm not quite sure what to make of this. And Michael Jackson is turning 50?! Holy crap. I wonder how many young boys he wants for his birthday.

The English Language in the Shitter

It is my own personal opinion (almost bordering on fact actually) that the English language is slowly spiraling down the shitter, as more and more people just plain and outright misuse it. Case in point, this little piece of brilliance I found, appropriately, at my work's men's room . . . in one of their shitters. Now, I appreciate the effort to remind people to not be dirty, and to try to keep the area as clean as possible . . . but "please pick up behind yourself"? WTF? Pick up what behind myself? Did they mean "after" instead of "behind"? Someone already made an attempt at comprehension. When you click on the picture to make it bigger, someone wrote in "take toilet with you". It's not very visible, but it's there.

*sigh* What the fuck work. This is not the only instance of either a misspelling or a completely different word used than what should have been used. I'll try to get more picture evidence. Oooh, now I feel like one of those corporate spies. But I don't shoot on micro-film and I'm not packing a silenced 9mm.

Yet. . . . .

Brooke Hogan in Playboy?

This just in from the New York Daily News -

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no.

The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered" reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

"No decision has been made at this time," her rep said.

Well, Playboy did put WWF wrestler Chyna in their magazine once (I still get the shakes whenever that unpleasant memory re-surfaces), so it's not all that weird that Brooke Hogan would make it into the long-published gentleman's magazine. But do we need to see Brooke Hogan naked? I'll take a pass on that one. Seeing her in bikinis is testing the limits of what I can take already.

Rocking Fella - WTF's up with them Glasses?

This .gif was created using photos taken at a Coldplay concert shot by the BBC. It's slightly hypnotizing . . . I don't think I've ever seen Jay-Z wearing grandma glasses in the past. Ricky Gervais kind of classes up the picture . . . but Jay-Z . . . WTF mang?

P.S. - Enjoy this while it lasts. .Gif's don't usually stick around for long.

BAFW Vacation in Progress

Some of you might not have noticed that since Friday afternoon, I've been on vacation. I set up BAFW to keep posting things (mostly videos as you have seen) during my absence using Blogger's future posting option. It's pretty cool. I spent Saturday through Monday in Las Vegas, gambling and drinking giant margarita drinks (and subsequently feeling like shit) the whole weekend. We even caught a burlesque show over at The Palms casino courtesy of my cousin Mig. The whole weekend was a great time and I only (technically) lost $100 bucks. My sister won $1000 on a dollar slot machine (I think she said it was a Wheel of Fortune one) and my brother in law came up even after spending way too much time at the blackjack tables over at the Paris casino. We even saw some sharks over in old Las Vegas, along with a trippy as fuck light show on Fremont street. The whole weekend was jam-packed with fun shit, and I wish I could give you an event by event breakdown of what happened. Unfortunately, I don't remember much. But, I did snap this picture while at the Golden Nugget's parking lot in downtown Las Vegas.

It's hard to speed when you're only walking

WTF Nikki Cox?

When will people learn that plastic surgery is not going to make you look better. Specially, when you decide to make your lips look like flotation devices. Nikki Cox used to be hot. I think. She was in a few shows, the most recent one "Las Vegas", but now, I'm not sure she'd get any work unless it involves a nice paper bag covering her face. And that's Jay Mohr, right? He's still alive? Anyway, let's not get sidetracked here. Look at that mouth! Don't get to close to your monitors. It might just suck you in.

Natalie Portman is Dating that?

I'm at a loss for words right now. Natalie Portman, one of the hottest women in Hollywood, is letting that touch her. I just can't wrap my head around it. Not only is this "man" getting to spend time with her, but they also spend time together in the nude. Fucking. I know. It's almost inconceivable. I just don't get it. Mull it over.