Sarah Palin Prepares for Thanksgiving

I guess when you're used to moose hunting from a helicopter, picking a fresh turkey for the upcoming Thanksgiving holidays is a piece of cake for Sarah Palin. But did she have to do an interview, right as some dude is stuffing turkeys into what I'm calling . . . the Turkey Death Funnel*! Holy shit, just how the fuck is she so oblivious. And the guy performing the slaughtering looks like he's wondering the same thing. This is the woman that wanted to be second in command folks. I think America has dodged a bullet. Maybe she should have run her campaign from a helicopter. That way she couldn't have missed.


*Turkey Death Funnel is a Trademark of BAFW. I wrote it down, so it's legal now.

Hustler gets Political

Being that we're less than a month away from the next Presidential election, it doesn't strike me at all odd that "Hustler" would put out a politically themed porno with pretty much the only candidate that is ripe for spoofing at this time. That candidate, if you couldn't tell from the actress they picked to portray her, is Sarah Palin. The aptly named "Nailin' Paylin" (I guess they had to change her last name just a little bit) will most likely feature what could possibly be our next Vice President taking care of foreign affairs with a can-do attitude and possibly some man-juice on her face. That's what pornos are like, right? I wouldn't know. I've never seen one . . . . teehee. More pictures below. The NSFW ones are thumbnails you can click to make larger. If I upload them onto Photobucket, they tend to get all mad at me and delete them.

Obama's Mama is a Whatta?

The honorable James David Manning is a preacher from Harlem who really really really loves Obama. Oh, wait, he's anti-Obama. Maybe that's why he keeps going on and on about Obama's mama. This video is pure comedy gold. And it's funny because this guy is 100% serious. This video has it all. Religious nuttery, politics, unwed-pregnant-underage girls and some anti-media rhetoric that is spouted with un-righteous indignation. Don't you dare disagree with James David Manning. He gets his info from his mama, and if you disagree with it, you'll have to take it up with his mama, and if she's anything like him, you're probably going to lose the argument.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Political (with Sideboob!)

So, sideboob-prone and upskirt beleaguered Lindsay Lohan can form opinions? And they pertain to the current political climate of the country? Stranger things have happened. I skimmed through most of this, but what it boils down to is this: Sarah Palin bad. Everyone in the entertainment industry seems to be giving this Palin woman the business right now. Last week it was Matt Damon, now Lindsay Lohan. Check out her rambling post from her blog:

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.
I couldn't be more supportive of a woman in office, but let's face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.
Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?
I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be... Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she's FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land.... Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.
Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play...
Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?
I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice... I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the "lipstick on a pig" comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president...
Palin's Desire to "save and convert the gays"-really??
I feel it's necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.
Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies... And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.
Oh, and...Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!
And in the words of Pamela Anderson, "She can suck it"..
Lindsay- "I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!"
Samantha- "I love this country- however i wasn't born here and don't have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november.... and if you're in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won't get renewed!!!"

So, Samantha Ronson is not a citizen? Can't we just kick her (allegedly) out so that Lindsay can get over this "relationship" they have? Not that I have anything against "the gays", but these two just rub me the wrong way.

Lohan's political commentary is so titillating.

Matt Damon Gets Political

I don't usually get into politics around here. I find that stuff to be boring. Which is why I haven't said much at all about the Republican Vice-Presidential pick, Sarah Palin. That is, until I saw this video of Matt Damon voicing his fears of a possible Palin presidency. And boy does Damon come off as sounding a little on the Chauvinistic side. But, are his concerns justified? Should we be afraid of John McCain's probable passing while in office if he gets elected president? I don't know. But here's Damon making his point. And I'm pretty sure he'll be voting Obama this year.