Mary-Kate Olsen, part of the Olsen Twins megalo-ginormous-empire, and the one with the "alleged" eating disorder, is pictured above, trying to nibble a snack off the calf of a rather low-rent looking stripper. I guess we can now know just why she's dropped to 80 lbs of bone and ligaments . . . It's hard to find a stripper that will let you take a chunk off her leg. And since that appears to be Mary-Kate's only source of sustenance, I can see how she got so thin. On the plus side, if you don't mind the crabs, the consumption of strippers is high in protein. So, if she could eat three square exotic dancers a day, she'd look much more healthy that what she looks like now.
I'm not sure who's in charge of setting up the "Teen Choice Awards", but someone should tell the people involved that putting a 16-year old, Jesus-loving girl in short shorts and making her swing around a stripper pole while a ton of other teens are watching might be a little inappropriate. Although, when I was 16, I would have loved to see something like this. But now, it's just a little creepy. I didn't watch the "Teen Choice Awards" this year, again, but it does attract unintentional perversion from time to time. I do remember Lindsay Lohan a couple of years ago and her ass-flash to the audience. I guess the people at the "Teen Choice Awards" just like to jump-start puberty. One more picture of Miley below. 
