Powder Blue Trailer

Not sure just what this movie is all about. The only real reason I'm posting this trailer up, and the only reason one would actually want to go see this in the theaters, is Jessica Biel stripping. I guess her character in "Powder Blue" is an erotic entertainer, a role that anyone who has been following Biel's career since "7th Heaven" has been hoping for. I also saw Forrest Whitaker and Ray Liotta in the trailer, which thankfully, keep their clothes on during the trailer. I hope that carries over into the actual film itself.

Jessica Biel Butt-grabbed

Jessica Biel recently attended a football game recently, of the American kind, not that international sport that is actually spelled "futbol" . . . or soccer here in America. But, that's really not the interesting part at all. I know, you were probably all into that a moment ago. And now, you are expecting something even better. Well, then, all I have to offer is the shot below, of Jessica Biel's female friend totally grabbing her ass. In a show of female comraderie? I don't know. Lesbian tendency? Whose to say what this is all about. But there is one thing that is totally undeniable. Chicks grabbing other chicks' asses is always hot. That's like a fact of life. I think the saying goes . . . "There's nothing more certain than death, taxes, and chicks ass-grabbing each other being the epitome of hotness". I may have taken some liberties there with that saying . . . but that's how we roll here at BAFW.

Jessica Biel in GQ

Jessica Biel is in the new issue of GQ magazine. In a bikini. Running around, sitting down and lying down on rocks, and pretty much looking hot all over the place. I guess she's promoting the new movie she's starring in, I forget the name of it, but it's got Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretending to be gay for some firefighter pension plan benefits. Sounds ridiculous to me as well, but if it means that Jessica Biel is going on a promotional bikini tour in support of this movie, then I'm all for it. I'm still not going to watch the movie though. But at least, she's got my attention.

Opening Weekend Movies - 4/27/07

So . . . not a whole lot of posting going on this week, but I have a couple of extra minutes between porno free trailer sites and X Box 360 playing this morning before I have to go to work, so let's take a look at the opening weekend movies.

The Condemned - Let's go over what this movie has. Wrestler? Check. Futuristic-type setting? Check. People fighting to survive? Check. America's infatuation with reality television? Check. So, who's going to go watch this? All of those poor WWE wrestling fans. Vince McMann will be hearing a lot Ka-chings this weekend.

The Invisible - Sort of like a horror movie without any horror, or a mystery movie with no mystery because you already know what's going on. Interesting direction to go, huh? What were the producers thinking when they went into this? I think I'd rather watch "The Condemned" this weekend than this movie.

Kickin' It Old School - Jamie Kennedy is going to so X you if you go watch this movie. I can see it already. You're the only one in the theater and then he comes in, dressed in an usher uniform, with a fake nose on of course, and then you see the camera crews. Serves you right for paying 10 dollars to see this piece of crap that should have been straight to Betamax. Why Betamax? Because they're kicking it old school.

Next - What? The MTW show where people with loose morals go through dates in minutes, actually, they have a countdown. Oh, I knew it was too good to be true. No, this is Nick Cage, with another bad haircut, predicting the future to try to save something. Or someone. Does it even matter? You know this is science fiction when you have Jessica Biel as his romantic interest. Probably this week's big earner. *sigh*

Biel's Bikini Domination

So . . . yesterday I posted some Jessica Biel in bikini pictures. It's only natural then, that today, there would be more. Why not right? She's on vacation. Has a great body. Makes the mad cash off those "7th Heaven" rerun royalties. So, kudos to her and let's hope she doesn't get involved with a K-Fed'ish man that will totally ruin her for the rest of us. We've lost Britney Spears this past year . . . losing Jessica Biel to that same fate would be almost too much. A couple more pictures below, including one that's all action'y. It even has a little Danny Bonaduce look alike. All he's missing is the Jack Daniels and steroid-filled syringes. The other picture shows more of Jessica Biel's good side, this time, embraced by a good friend who is also fond of bikinis.

Jessica Biel's Good Side - Booty Patrol

I love that in the southern hemisphere, it's currently not freezing, so that people like Jessica Biel can take advantage of it and strut around in a bikini for all of our viewing pleasure. And, I have to say, she's not looking as steroid-ed out in these next few shots as she typically does. Not that she's hard on the eyes. Actually, she inspires hard-ons. But, most of the pictures I see of her are during her work-out routines. I'm just not into chicks with rippling muscles. Which is why I don't post those up, and instead, find time to post these up. Jessica Biel's publicist should pay me some royalties. 'Cause there's no publicity, like bikini-publicity. So . . . yeah . . . my Paypal's waiting. Oh, and speaking of her "good side", here's what I was talking about in the post title.


Yes, stare at it and let it dominate your mind. Now, tell yourself that you will go watch what ever movie she's in. It doesn't matter if it's "Robot Jet Fighter 2: Afterburner Love" . . . it'll be worth it. One more shot of her and another bikini'd friend.