OLE! I thought the previous bull-related picture I posted last week was painful. That one had the horn up the "torero's" butt . . . but this horn is clearly applying the pressure to the poor man's phallus. I cringe when I see this. I have experienced pain in that area, and I am glad to say that it was nowhere near as bad as what this poor guy is going through. "Oooh, tell us about your experiences with penile pain" is what you're probably thinking right now . . . damn sadists.
Ok, back in the first grade, I was foolhardy enough to tell a hot-headed then friend that his "head is hanging from your balls". Remember, this was the 1st grade, so the obsenity generating portion of my brain was not as developed as it is now. I have no idea why this would have angered this kid so much. Next thing I know, he's kicked me in the nuts with all the force his young legs could generate . . . and I'm out cold. Next thing I know, I wake up to the fondling of my balls by the school nurse. I guess she was checking if they were still in one piece, uh huh. We were both sent to the principal's office, upon which I had to repeat what I had told my former friend.
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this is 1 of the funniest & most enjoyable blogs I've read yet! thanks for all the laughs!!
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