It's good to know that my ex-girlfriend has found someone that she likes, and feels comfortable enough having her picture taken while expressing her fondness for her new mate with a PDA. What was that? That's actually a snake? And it's biting that poor man's face?? Holy crap, I could have sworn that was an ex of mine. They all are pretty reptile-y in their demeanor, so take your pick, it could be any one of them.
For the poor guy in the picture above, quit making out with snakes. I know, they're slender, and it's hard to find a good woman these days, but you should not revert to bestiality. And even if you did end up resorting to this utmost of last course of actions, pick something without fangs and furthermore a being that doesn't deliver brain debilitating toxins when it bites. That would rule out most women by the way . . . *waiting for the drum rim-shot*
2 comments:
Yeah, that's definitely an ouch. I bet it was even more fun pulling that friendly snake off his face.
LOL you said rim-job!!!
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