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Jessica Alba is a little upset about being typecast. And here I thought that her getting the part of a brilliant scientist that could disappear at will was a stretch. Apparently this is what she has to say about it.

"The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked perky breasts. I don't think that is happening to Natalie Portman."

For starters Jessica, Natalie Portman acts. She actually takes the effort to act. And you have to take a look at her breakout performance in The Professional. She was only 13 or so when she was in that. What were you doing when you were 13 . . . that horrible Flipper remake show that played on Saturdays at noon in the early 90's? Not that I didn't enjoy that show. And your star making role in Idle Hands? The only reason anyone hired you after that was because of that angel costume that was just you in some lingerie with angel wings attached. Stick to what you know Alba. Looking hot. And for crying outloud . . show a little boobie from time to time.