Friday, July 01, 2005

Tough Alba

According to a report found on www.femalefirst.co.uk, it seems that Jessica Alba is fond of punching sharks in the nose. Well, actually, she's only done it once, but hey, how many times to do you have to punch a shark to start enjoying it.

"Jessica Alba punched a shark on the nose when it got too close to her while filming her new movie.

The sexy actress was shooting underwater scenes in the Bahamas for upcoming film 'The Blue' when the deadly fish swam too close for comfort.

So the 24-year-old star lashed out and managed to scare the shark away.

She revealed: "I jabbed him on the nose and he swam off".

Meanwhile, Jessica has slammed her male co-stars for being wimps."

You have to take into consideration that her male co-stars for that particular movie are Paul Walker and Scott Caan. I could take those two in a fight no problem. I just need to secure myself a posse of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, and we're good to go. I'm sure my shark posse would have a great time chomping down on that ginormous head Walker's sporting . . . and we ain't talking head as in the penile variety. Have you seen the noggin on that guy. It's like the Hindenburg resting on a pair of shoulders.

Oh, and before I get hateful messages demanding some sort of picture reference for Jessica Alba . . . here you go.

4 comments:

Wes said...

Wow, the total package! Thanks for the pic. That one is worth saving!

Pause said...

The picture is worth the rambling any day!!

Pause said...

The picture is worth the rambling any day!!

Jaime said...

I'd watch that Fantastic Four movie if the power she had was to make her clothes invisible. that would be something.

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