2006 World Cup Scoring

Those wacky Germans. They got the World Cup for 2006, which is going to generate a whole lot of tourism. If you're not aware of this, prostitution is legal in certain parts of Germany, so they want to capitalize a bit on this influx of people so much so that a brand spanking new Whore Complex (not the official name, but it's got a nice ring to it) is being built. Details below.

Named after the virgin huntress of Greek mythology, the "Artemis" complex is due to open for business in September with whirlpool, sauna, cinema, buffet restaurant and a staff of 100 prostitutes, mass circulation daily Bild reported. "This is no flash rip-off joint where clients are taken for a ride," a spokesman for the Artemis GmbH investment company behind the project, told the newspaper".

It's nice to know that the Germans are taking pride in their brothels. God knows I love to go to a soccer match and then take a dump on a prostitute's chest, but I never get the chance to because there are no great quality brothels around. When will this country learn. *sighs*