What led the Duffster to make this dental decission is unknown to me. Maybe she was hopped up on nitrous during her last visit to the dentist. In any case, she recently went on the Jay Leno show (which I don't watch) to promote something or other . . . more Disney dribble I'm guessing, and is reported to have had a hard time talking due to the fact that she had a complete toilet (or urinal if you're into that kind of stuff) installed in her mouth. Those porcelain (your toilet's made out of the same thing . .get it, haha) veneers are humongous, and I think I would have tuned in to watch the particular episode just to see her drooling all over the set and Leno's giant chin. Maybe her teeth and Leno's chin could have duked it out like in the old Godzilla movies. They would have tore up Burbank with the intensity of their battle. I would consider paying money to see that. Anyway, here's a before:
and after:
Maybe she's thinking about replacing Eddie Murphy for the role of Donkey in the Shrek 3 movie. Nobody tell her it's a CG movie, I'm dying to read about her audition in a full on donkey outfit. And no, that's not a sexual fantasy of mine . . . yet.
4 comments:
It's amazing what ten grand can do.
That's just fucking creepy. Maybe she is in the new movie Silent Hill based on the video game. Just scary!
look like dentures or somethin.
Why did 'er teeth grow so large... as me matie from te 3 Little Pigs would say... Te Better te punch out....
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