Conversations With The Sal - Episode IV

01:31PM Me: so, what happened last night biatch
01:31PM The Sal: ohhh that
01:31PM The Sal: well
01:31PM The Sal: fully loaded w/o leather 23 total
01:32PM The Sal: final price
01:32PM Me: not bad
01:32PM The Sal: we bargained up the ass
01:32PM Me: oh no Sal
01:32PM Me: tell me you didn't stoop that low
01:32PM The Sal: ur sad
01:32PM Me: sexual favors to knock off a couple of thousand dollars?
01:32PM The Sal: lol
01:32PM Me: and up the ass?? how is it that you're sitting comfortably now?
01:33PM The Sal: lol
01:33PM Me: do you have one of those butt-donuts?
01:33PM The Sal: your terrible man
01:33PM The Sal: what
01:33PM Me: why do you have to go back tonight?
01:33PM The Sal: never heard of me
01:33PM The Sal: em
01:33PM The Sal: well they didnt have the car at that dealer
01:33PM Me: oh no . .don't tell me you've developed a taste for "bargaining up the ass"
01:33PM The Sal: but we did numbers anyway
01:33PM The Sal: lol
01:33PM The Sal: no man
01:34PM Me: this is this week's installment of "Conversations With The Sal"
01:34PM Me: Episode 4
01:34PM The Sal: so they told me that they would have the car ready to go at 7
01:34PM The Sal: no man
01:34PM The Sal: so well see
01:34PM Me: well, that's good. congratulations, how much are the monthly pymts?
01:35PM The Sal: everything looks ok so if they start tellin me different the deals off
01:35PM The Sal: *amount with held by request of The Sal "Can you not tell everyone" - The Sal*
01:35PM The Sal: ya i know
01:35PM The Sal: thats with nothing down
01:36PM The Sal: ohhh man

The Sal just had to go out and buy himself a new car. And not only a new ride, but the model above mine. He's also paying much more per month than I am. His monthly payments are about 1 1/2 of mine. Well, if he can afford it, then more power to him. Congratulations on your new ride buddy. Next time, you drive.