Mariah Carrey can be called many things . . . but publicity whore is what I am currently adhering to. Just take a look at that picture. It seems she went out with some friends (who were on a day pass from whatever mental institution they reside at) out to Koi, located in a part of town I'm obviously not allowed in. Papparazzi flock there to catch fleeting glimpses of celebrity-hood . . . and I guess Mariah decided that a photo-op with a homeless, wheelchair-bound man with a bad eye would be the perfect thing. According to where I pulled this picture from, the guy didn't even want to be photographed. I don't blame him, who would want to be pictured next to a loony bitch who's wearing something that looks like a bad print for window coverings purchased at IKEA during their semi-annual sale, which ends on Monday by the way. Make sure to head out there, and try to stuff as many things possible into your Volkswagen Jetta while sipping on your latte's from Starbucks.
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