Conversations with The Sal

Instant messaging conversations with The Sal almost always take a turn to the humorous (at least for me). We usually type out all communication between the two of us . . . god forbid we actually traveled the 1 cubicle distance to speak face to face. Hey, we have calls to take. Pfft! Anyway, here's today's gem.

12:36PM Me: the friend who works at apple said it would be easy to get me a job there
12:37PM The Sal: how bout me man
12:37PM The Sal: hook it up man
12:37PM The Sal: hahah
12:38PM Me: i know man, how much do you like the sac* area?
12:38PM The Sal: i unno
12:39PM The Sal: i havent really spent to much time up there but it would be good for change of pace man
12:40PM Me: so . . . spending time in the sac area would be a welcome change of pace for you
12:40PM Me: is that what you're saying?
12:40PM The Sal: ohh man
12:40PM The Sal: no man
12:40PM Me: i knew it!
12:40PM The Sal: no playin in "sac" area for me
12:41PM Me: it gets pretty hot down there in the sac area
12:41PM Me: you have to watch out for the warm breezes
12:41PM The Sal: aight man
12:44PM Me: that's going in the blog man
12:45PM The Sal: no man
12:45PM The Sal: i dont spend time in sac areas

El Oh El

*Refers to the Sacramento area . . in case you have been recently lobotomized and need a little help getting the joke . . also, Sac sounds like Sack . . which is were most men keep their testicles. Get it now? Stupid.