Conversations With The Sal - Episode II

03:35PM The Sal: ay man
03:35PM The Sal: u ever watch family guy
03:35PM Me: who doesn't
03:35PM The Sal: i just got turned on to it
03:36PM The Sal: that shows a trip and a half
03:36PM Me: you like fat guys then huh
03:36PM The Sal: lol
03:36PM The Sal: shut up man
03:36PM Me: peter's man boobs turn you on
03:36PM The Sal: ugghhh
03:36PM The Sal: you said it yourself man
03:36PM The Sal: no i didnt
03:36PM Me: (quoting The Sal)The Sal: i just got turned on to it
03:36PM The Sal: wow
03:37PM Me: so, you got turned on to watching that show huh
03:37PM The Sal: ya
03:37PM The Sal: that baby is a trip too
03:37PM Me: i hope you had some moist towelettes on hand
03:37PM The Sal: what
03:37PM Me: or at least some bounty
03:37PM Me: the quicker thicker picker upper
03:38PM The Sal: man u watch tooo much tv
03:38PM Me: yeah, but i don't spooge whenever i watch family guy
03:38PM The Sal: what
03:38PM The Sal: i dont
03:38PM Me: you just said it turns you on
03:39PM The Sal: nevermind
03:39PM Me: this is going in the blog you know
03:40PM The Sal: "turned on to the show" means i just started watching it cuz someone was watching and i happen to be there and i now i will
03:40PM The Sal: get it
03:40PM The Sal: got it
03:40PM The Sal: good

How almost every single conversation I have with the Sal over Jabber turns into some closet homosexual examination of his psyche is beyond me. I just know that it's hilarious making a (inactive) marine squirm. I'm such a bastard to my friends.

El Oh El.