Ooh, someone's firing a stylist today. These two pictures were taken on the same day, at the same event, and it looks like Gwen Stefani and Lindsay Lohan are wearing matching feline print dresses. How embarrasing. I know when someone here at the office wears the same mustard stained blue jeans I so lovingly sport, I dump a pot of hot coffee on their heads and proclaim "Take that copycat!". This happened during the VMA's over the weekend, and with all that extra fabric Lohan is wearing, I'm surprised a gust of wind didn't pick her up and deposited her in the Gulf of Mexico. At least Stefani's dress fits her properly . . . but then again . . . I'm not sure when Gwen morphed into a pterodactyl. Good lord woman, you used to be ok looking. Now your face looks like Sauron's from the Brotherhood of Mutants. Say hello to Magneto for me Gwen, and don't forget to be a Holla back girl . . . whatever that means.
3 comments:
WOW man thats nerdy i cant believe you said Sauron from the brotherhood of evil muntants. He is no longer even apart of that group he now resides in the outlands.
Gwen looks way better. Lindsay looks like she had her hips removed. They're probably in the same specimen jar as her implants.
Crazy Dan . . . i obviously kick it old school. Sauron will always be part of the brotherhood of evil mutants to me.
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