Jesus Gets A Woody

The face of Jesus, Son of God, cruxifiction afficionado, has appeared in a tree, hence the clever title. I know, I crack myself up too. I guess grilled cheese sandwhiches are the realm of the Virgin Mary, eh . . to each religious diety their own I says. Here's some details from Reuters:

SARAJEVO (Reuters) - Christians are flocking to a northwestern Bosnian town to view an image of Jesus Christ that allegedly appeared in a section of a cut tree branch two days ago, Bosnian media reported Friday. The image resembling Jesus' face cannot be seen from a close distance but only from a few meters away. The branch in the town of Bijeljina was cut about a year ago, said Oslobodjenje daily.

It should also be noted that, to truly get a great view of the Messiah on wood, you need to squint really hard, be blindfolded, and asked to look up "Naive" in the dictionary because someone told you it wasn't there. Seriously, this is not a miracle. I'll tell you what a miracle is. FOX keeping a show that's decent on the air. That's a miracle. I have to go now. I have to catch "That 70's Show" on TV . . . *groans*