Preggo Spears Name Feud

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are arguing right now. What about? The name of their prospective offspring. Why it's even a news story is really strage to me. Who cares what the hell they're going to name that flipper-footed inbred nightmare that's currently gestating in her uterus. Not that I have anything against the kid, but having those parents are two out of three strikes against it. I hope it grows up to do something productive other than walk around in workout suits clearly not coming back from the gym and donning trucker hats with the words "Sexy Bitch" bedazzled on the non-mesh portion of the hat. And what's in that bag Spears is carrying around? Someone tell her that's a non-edible giraffe. I'm pretty sure she just thought she would be able to slap that down on a some Wonderbread with a heavy helping of mayonaise and wolf it down. Mayo and Wonderbread, it's what's for dinner at the Spears household, freakin rednecks.

The name in question is "Charlie", which Britney fell in love with after watching "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". Federline wants to name it Kevin Jr. Wonder how that would work out if they have a little girl. Somehow, I just can see a little girl walking around saying "Hello, my name is Kevin Jr.". But then again, Michelle Branch named her little girl Owen, so it's not all that impossible. Whatever ends up being the name of the infant, one thing is clear. Adoption is the only viable course of action that would lead to a healthy environment for the kid. So, do the right thing Spear-Federline's. Give the kid a chance at a normal life.