Frances Bean Cobain is a lucky girl. Her mother, the infamous Courtney Love, recently attended the Roast of Pamela Anderson. This is one event where comedians tear down a person's self-esteem and then tell them that they love them 5 minutes later. It's kinda like marriage. Haha, just kidding. I guess Pam and Courtney are great friends, which is why she was invited, but Comedy Central was forced to edit out most of the footage involving Courtney Love. Why? Well, this is the photographic evidence.
Not content with flashing the audience, she also exposed her panties to a shocked Friar's audience. These people are used to raunchy comedy bits. Most of the comedians swear like sailors on leave . . . or my mother . . . when they're up there. I guess Courtney wanted to one up them by showing the cavernous crevace that is her coochie. That's not all though.
She also thought it'd be neat to mime fellatio on one of the guys on stage. I swear, Courtney Love is so whorish that she makes Tara Reid look like a devout Catholic nun. These images would be a little easier to stomach if Courtney hadn't ballooned up to Kirstie Alley proportions and applied her makeup in the dark, blindfolded . . . and aided by a helper monkey. So congratulations Frances Bean Cobain. Your mother wins "Mother of the Year" here at BAFW. We'd send you a price, but we're afraid you'd bludgeon yourself to death with it.
No comments:
Post a Comment