Return Of The Living Dead Ritchie

Upon first looking at this picture, I thought to myself: "Wow, that George Romero sure can make Zombies look very convincing. That one even looks like the putrefied remains of Nicole Ritchie. It's even got convincing rigomortis articulation." I was already praising the next great Romero flick when I realized, that it's just regular Nicole Ritchie, and she's not even dead yet. She sure looks like it. That steady diet of cocaine, diet pills, and colonics has worked wonders for her figure. Actually, it's worked a little too well since she's looking like the 35 yr old corpse of a 90 yr old woman. That's 125 years for those not good with the math. I'm sure she thinks she looks "hot" or "cute" and that we "love it" but in reality, no catch phrase other than "holy mother of fucking God what have you done to yourself" can quite encapsulate what the whole world is thinking.