Kids, today I'd like to talk to you about abstinence. I know, that being a predominantly visually oriented society, you need visual aids to understand what is being told to you. That is why Mrs Spears-Federline has been so gracious enough to display just why having sex can lead to truly disastrous effects. Do notice the before picture. That is how she looked before sex. Notice that there is a great deal of attractiveness there. Sure, she doesn't portray a whole lot of intelligence, but for some, that's not important. Now, the after (below)picture is what should be making you consider either duct taping an orifice shut or considering chemical castration. Look at that stomach.
Mrs Spears-Federline is actually sunbathing on an aircraft carrier. It's the only vessel that could hold that kind of tonage. Also, notice that her legs have become small and squat, like a midgets'. This is most likely due to the tremendous weight that they have to support on a daily basis. So, remember kids. If you don't want to end up like, or having a girlfriend that looks like, Ms Spears-Federline, then I have one simple and very easy piece of advice for you. "Back door, no baby".
3 comments:
Could not have put it better myself. Maybe, this should be in a health text book.
HILARIOUS.
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