Multi-Dimensional Theory

Does being the spawn of Goldie Hawn automatically qualify you for a nice and snug fitting straight-jacket? I ask because Kate Hudson, daughter of the one they call Goldie, has been saying some strange and perturbing things to the media in conjunction with the release of her newest film "The Skeleton Key". I'll let the crazy do the talking from now.

"I think it's fascinating. We can see our three-dimensional world — that's where we exist — but it's proven that we exist in a multi, multi-dimensional realm and how amazing to be able to tap in to those other dimensions."

Now, this doesn't sound all that sane to me. You can judge for yourself though. What I'm thinking is that working with all that Louisiana mumbo jumbo jambalaya might have tweaked her perceptions a little bit. Skewed them towards insanity if you will. Or, the more insidious theory . . . another celebrity wooed by the lure of Scientology. She's a little too old for Tom Cruise, so don't expect him to move on to Hudson, but I hear there are massive orgies (allegedly) happening in underground levels of the L. Ron Hubbard center in Hollywood, so they might want a Kate Hudson around, allegedly. In any case, one thing can be said about Kate Hudson, and that is . . . girl, you so crazy.