Reid Test Bullet-Proof Vests

That's the only explanation I can come up with that would explain why she's got such a lumpy stomach. It looks like she replaced whatever stomach she had before for a mass of material that closely resembles cottage cheese but has the coloration of badly tanned white skin. The reason I say this, if you are familiar with bullet proof vests, there used to be this guy who sold them to police precincts and tested them out for them before making a sale. He would then, turn a gun on himself point blank, and shoot. Tara Reid's stomach looks just like that guy's chest did after years and years of selling bullet-proof vests.

Maybe her stomach can absorb bullets, not deflet them. I'd like to shoot at her a couple of times to test this theory out. If she starts bleeding from the gut, then oh well . . my bad. Tee-hee.