Black Eyed Piss

Take a close look at that picture. That's Fergie from the Black Eyes Peas . . . pissing herself during the San Diego Street Scene concert. I guess that when you gotta go, you gotta go. It doesn't surprise me that she would pee herself during a concert. The Black Eyed Peas have shat all over their past musical credibility in the process of selling out in every conceivable way. They would endorse Dr. Kevorkian's newest Suicide-o-Matic if he payed them enough money.

Now, I do have to mention that the group's PR people are saying that the patch of moisture emanating from Ms Fergie's crotch is actually sweat, and not that icky and yucky urine. I've been to Street Scene a few years ago while I was residing in San Diego. It gets pretty hot. But I can personally attest that despite me being covered in sweat, my crotch was still talcum powder fresh. And who sweats from only their snatch? That's piss. No doubt about it. But hey, this is quite fortunate since the Black Eyed Peas will be endorsing a new line of Depends Adult Diapers later this year. This can be the before picture.