I guess it's flattering trying to look like someone else. Most young girls do this, but I think Hillary Duff is just going a little too far now. In this picture, it kinda looks like she's trying to morph into Jennifer Garner. And that kind of perplexes me 'cause Garner suffers from man-face . . . so, Duff wants to be a man? Well, the total lack of curves her boxy body offers would be enough to make her look like a boy anyway, I guess she wants to get the man-face down as well. I feel bad for her boyfriend. What? It's one of the twins from Good Charlotte? Oh, those guys totally wear make-up. How gay. It all makes sense now. Hillary, I'll schedule your addadicktomy surgery for next Tuesday.
Monday, August 29, 2005
Invasion of the Duff-snatchers
I guess it's flattering trying to look like someone else. Most young girls do this, but I think Hillary Duff is just going a little too far now. In this picture, it kinda looks like she's trying to morph into Jennifer Garner. And that kind of perplexes me 'cause Garner suffers from man-face . . . so, Duff wants to be a man? Well, the total lack of curves her boxy body offers would be enough to make her look like a boy anyway, I guess she wants to get the man-face down as well. I feel bad for her boyfriend. What? It's one of the twins from Good Charlotte? Oh, those guys totally wear make-up. How gay. It all makes sense now. Hillary, I'll schedule your addadicktomy surgery for next Tuesday.
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5 comments:
hahahahahhaa "man-face" hahahahahaa.
It's like that Latina newsperson on channel 5...or is it 13? I think she has a man-face...
Lauren Sanchez right? she's hosting that "So You Think You Can Dance" crap on Fox.
The very one! I'm not sure if she's hosting that crap, but she's got a weird Jack Nicholson-face-man-face thing going on, right?
And sorta that one chick that the sal wants to bang...the video game G4 chick. She fluctuates between being ultra-hot and being somewhat manish.
yeah, Morgan Webb needs a lot of make-up, special lighting, and a bit of what's called "suspension of disbelief" to be hot. I'm not denying that sometimes she looks alright enough to be considered attractive. I think her "allure" is the whole "i'm a chick that plays videogames" angle.
Every girl wishes she could have special lighting...
My allure is the whole "I'm a chick who doesn't mind the excessive hours you spend on video games as long as you push MY buttons before the night's over."
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