BAFW @ Gnarls Barkely @ The Hollywood Bowl 07/27/2008

BAFW loves live music. The wife and I try to catch a live concert whenever we can, and when I heard Gnarls Barkely was playing The Hollywood Bowl, well . . . we just had to get some tickets. This show was part of KCRW's "World Music Festival" and also included in the bill were Deerhoof and Fallou Dieng. Lets get to the music.

Deerhoof

We didn't have great seats, and my digital camera doesn't have great telephoto capabilities. Those specks you see down there are Deerhoof. Garth Trinidad, host of the evening and DJ over at KCRW, introduced them as one of Gnarls Barkely's favorite bands. Described as "noise pop", the band got started jamming immediately as they got on, but that's all I can say about this band. I didn't understand anything the singer was singing, most likely because she was singing in Japanese. I think. This band does jam, but they lack cohesiveness, and it just sounds like 4 people out there making their own music and somehow it's supposed to blend into something enjoyable. Well, it wasn't. It only proved to be a mild distraction. The set was short, so we didn't have to endure too much of it. I wasn't taken by my online research of the band, and their live set didn't do much to turn me into a fan.

Fallou Dieng

Again, sorry about the pictures. Those specks of people you see there is Fallou Dieng and his band. They're from Senegal, and again, I didn't understand much of what was being sung. They were marginally better than Deerhoof, but only because their songs sounded like they were well put together. A lot of percussion and crazy dancing enhanced the performance. They didn't turn me into a fan with their set, but they also didn't leave me scratching my head wondering what the fuck I had just listened to.

Gnarls Barkely

As the night progressed, it got harder and harder to get good pictures with my camera. That's supposed to be Danger Mouse and Cee Lo, better known as Gnarls Barkely, but even I can barely recognize them, and I took the picture. They were pretty great. My wife expected them to be a little more upbeat, but I enjoyed their entire set thoroughly. I would have liked to sit a little bit closer, and in more comfortable seats. They did a pretty great encore. Cee Lo gnarled (see what I did there, knee-slapper!) through a cover of Radiohead's "Reckoner". That pretty much ended the show, and we headed down to the shuttles to get back to our car that was parked in the LA Zoo.

Upcoming shows BAFW will be at:

Radiohead @ The Coors Amphitheater in San Diego, CA. 08/27/2008
Beck w/Spoon & MGMT @ The Hollywood Bowl, LA CA. 09/20/2008 (with much better seats)

Punisher: War Zone Trailer

It looks like the Punisher is back this year, and it's not Thomas Jane or Dolph Lundgren. I know I've seen the new Punisher somewhere, possibly sporting a British accent, but I can't remember where or when I've seen this new guy. But regardless, other than the shit music they chose for this trailer, it's looking pretty badass. A Punisher movie should feature heaping doses of ultra-violence, and this trailer shows us that in spades. I lost count of just how many heads were either shot off, or punched through, or in a rather inventive case, chaired through. Thanks to IGN for securing this trailer from the San Diego Comic Con . . . I so totally wanted to go, but work always gets in the way.

Kourtney Kardashian - Konvenient Upskirt?

Kourtney Kardashian, sister of Kim Kardashian, was spotted in New York City, having lunch with some dude (boyfriend? who cares), and being the total attention whore that she is, decided to conveniently have an accidental upskirt. I can tell you that this family doesn't do anything accidentally. The only famous one, Kim, only became famous first for being Paris Hilton's BFF, then for following in her BFF's footsteps and getting into the amateur porn business, and then by flaunting her ginormous Armenian ass wherever she goes. Kourtney doesn't have the benefit of either having a porn tape released (yet) or a couple of tons of cellulitic ass meat following her wherever she goes, so she might as well do what she's doing in the picture below. You can tell by the last picture in this post, that knowing nod to the cameras. You've just been Kardashianed.

Brooke Hogan in Playboy?

This just in from the New York Daily News -

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no.

The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered" reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

"No decision has been made at this time," her rep said.

Well, Playboy did put WWF wrestler Chyna in their magazine once (I still get the shakes whenever that unpleasant memory re-surfaces), so it's not all that weird that Brooke Hogan would make it into the long-published gentleman's magazine. But do we need to see Brooke Hogan naked? I'll take a pass on that one. Seeing her in bikinis is testing the limits of what I can take already.

Rosario Dawson Works a Hose in a Bikini

Man, that post title alone should be the plot for Rosario Dawson's next filmed project, but alas, it is only an accurate description of what she was doing in Italy over the weekend. The hose happens to be a garden hose, but the bikini is just that . . . a bikini. I don't recall seeing Rosario Dawson in the two-piece wonder suit in the past, so this is a welcome addition to the pantheon of posts here at BAFW. It doesn't hurt that Dawson is a geek's dream-girl. She's lending her vocal talents to the upcoming "Wonder Woman" animated movie coming out next year, she's written comic books, and starred in Kevin Smith movies. How much more geek-cred do you want? That, and she's not too hard on the eyes either. Here are a couple of more pictures, to solidify my point and, most likely, something in your pants.



"Hey! What's up stalkers!

Bayonetta Trailer

I don't usually post videogame trailers, but this one for an upcoming game called "Bayonetta" caught my eye. It's be the guy who created "Devil May Cry", and it has the same interesting gun/sword play . . . but the emo guy is replaced with a hot chick. So, that makes it different? Right? Plus, she's got guns strapped to her feet. Check out the trailer.

Watching the Watchmen

Zack Snyder, the genius behind "300" and the "Dawn of the Dead" remake, has a trailer up for his new movie "Watchmen" up. I included the YouTube version for quick viewing, but you have to head on over to Apple for a much nicer, crisper, Quicktime trailer. You'll love the difference. Oh, and this movie looks bad ass. Really sweet trailer too. I'm totally geeking out right now.

BAFW HQ Upgrades

There have been a couple of additions to the BAFW HQ as of late that I have been remiss in letting you fine readers about. I've just been too busy messing around with them. All of this is thanks to a recent influx in cash money (all legal, none from advertising . . . bums) to the ol' bank account. Let's get to the first one, that was a purchase born from necessity.

XBOX 360 Elite

My old, regular XBOX 360 got the RROD, again, and I had to send it off to Microsoft for repair. Since it's our main DVD machine in the living room, I kept arguing with my wife about purchasing an upgrade. Finally, after I told her how much I was making as bonus for the month of June, she relented, and agreed to let me purchase this dream machine. Right out of the box it's showing it's unmatched superiority. Crisp and clean 1080P via HDMI into my 42" LCD HD set is a thing of beauty. The 120 GB of hard drive space means I won't be running out of space for a long time. I was down to 2 GB's of space in my old XBOX 360. It's also a sleek black, which goes a little better with our black LCD set. The only downside . . . all of my saves for all of my games are in the old hard drive. I'm sure there's a way to transfer all of that from one machine to the other, but I'm lazy, so I'll most likely have to play through all of my games again. Achievements are still there though, so my 20,000+ points didn't disappear with my saved games.

LoveSac MovieSac

Don't call this bad boy a bean bag. There are no beans in this thing, just 65 lbs of shredded Durafoam, which molds and contorts to your body as you sit in it, creating one of the most comfortable pieces of furniture you will ever sit on. I love it. This is also one of the things I had been begging my wife for a couple of years to get. Since we got our IRS economic stimulus check in the mail last week, and being patriotic Americans that want to help out the economy, we headed out to the nearest LoveSac retailer and picked this up. Now my wife loves it, and it's hard for me to get some quality time with the MovieSac. It sits two people. I originally wanted to get the largest LoveSac available (appropriately named "The Big One" and sits 4 adults comfortably), but logistically speaking, it wouldn't have fit in the BAFW HQ anyway. This one is the third largest they offer, and it's barely fitting as is. Once we move to a larger domicile/HQ, we're definitely buying more, and possibly even getting some of the Sactionals they offer. Head on out to LoveSac.com for more of their products. I fully endorse them. BAFW-tested.

Claire Danes Skinny Bikini

I'm pretty sure I know how bikinis work. The top is supposed to be filled with breasts . . . but Claire Danes seems to have another idea. All she's got in there is nipples. Didn't she used to have breasts? Either she's lost a lot of weight, or had a double mastectomy. Whatever the case might be, here are a couple more pictures of her, and one even has potential camel-toe action . . . if she could fill out the bikini bottom enough. Such a wasted opportunity.

Vikings vs Aliens! Outlander Trailer

Holy shit. I don't know if the premise itself has won me over here . . . but this movie looks fairly promising. Nothing Oscar-worthy, but it might whet my sci-fi whistle and my ancient nordic whistle all at the same time. The only person I recognized in there is James Caveziel, who plays an almost Jesus'y character here. Anyway, check out the trailer. I think they should make a ninjas vs. aliens movie next.

Heroes Webisode

If you're anything like me, you're anxiously awaiting the return of "Heroes". Whet your thirst for superhero action with this webisode courtesy of NBC. I guess this is kind of what their spin-off series would have looked like. Production on the webisode is not as good as on the actual show, but it's only 3 minutes or so, and who knows, some of these characters might end up on the TV series. Check NBC.com for more.

More Miley Cyrus than I Actually Want to See

Seriously, I don't want to see this. Who is keeping track of this kid and her iPhone? These pictures actually comes from a recent hack of Miley Cyrus's boyfriend's phone. I guess she's dating one of the Jonas Brothers, whatever that means. A hacker that goes by the name of "TrainReq" (hence the watermarks on the pics) got in there, nabbed the pictures, and actually has been in contact with the media to see who wants to buy the even "jucier" pics. There is also talk about e-mails that were read and not saved that detail intimate sexual encounters between the not yet 18 year old couple. So, Billy Ray? Excellent parenting. You should really think about not counting your daughter's millions, and keeping close tabs on her. Otherwise, things like the picture above, and the picture below, are only going to be the tip of an underage sex scandal.

More Evil Deads? Hmm . . .

AICN has a pretty nifty video (which would be here if I could re-post it or find it on YouTube) of Bruce Campbell talking to some EW douchebag about the possibility of a new "Evil Dead" that would possibly feature him. You have to sit through a short promo for Campbell's returning USA show "Burn Notice", but it's OK, because it also features Campbell doing what he does best. So, head on over to Aint it Cool News and check it out. And don't forget to pick up the latest iteration of any of the "Evil Dead" films coming out from Anchor Bay. I already have the Necronomicon version of the first movie. Do you?

Hell Ride Red Band Trailer

By now, you should know that I have a predilection for the red band trailers. So I'll post as many of them as I can find. Why? Because they're always much more kick ass than your regular, run of the mill trailer. The latest one I found is for "Hell Ride", a Quentin Tarantino produced movie about bikes, beer, and booty. Micheal Madsen, David Carradine, Vinnie Jones and the great Dennis Hopper star in this movie, which just looks fun as hell. Check out the trailer kids. It features a split second of boobies.

OMG, It's Amy Winehouse's Pubes!

I think my eyes just put a hit on me for making them watch the pictures on this post. It's disgusting really. Make sure your eyes and yourself are on good terms when checking out this post, or you might find contract killers knocking on your door. Or your eyes might just commit suicide on you. It's that bad. And if it weren't bad already that you can see a hint of Amy Winehouse pubic action in the picture above, below is the extreme close-up. I know, what have you done to deserve this? Nothing. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. It's life.

EDIT: And . . . once again, they're gone. Shaved from existence by Photobucket's people. I was going to re-post using my Picturetrail account, but that was deleted. Apparently, I broke some kind of rule. I think it was the nudie pictures. Tee-hee. You can still make out what's going on in the picture above, but the extreme close-up really sealed the deal.

Mini-Me's Sex Tape Co-Star Speaks

There's a gripping piece of journalism over at News of the World that looks into the sordid details about Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer's sexual escapades. As you might have heard, there is a sex tape out there that features the diminutive "star" and a regular sized lady, doing the horizontal mambo. I'm sure as hell not going to post the video. Midget sex is not sexy. But, here are a couple of excerpts from the news article for you. In case it makes you want to seek out the video elsewhere . . . freak.

"For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints.But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over" . . . "I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him"

LOL! He almost died trying to have sex with her. Must have been a great piece of ass you're wondering . . . Um . . maybe not so much. I mean, for Verne, this is a catch, but if it were me, I would not have risked my life for this:

Knowing is Half the Battle

Alex Proyas, director of "Dark City", has a new movie coming out next year (I'm trying to forget "I, Robot", but the trailer won't let me). The movie, "Knowing", is about a mysterious sequence of numbers that predict disasters . . . but as they say in the trailer: "What happens when the numbers run out?". Shit, I don't know, I haven't seen the movie yet.

Oh, and Nicolas Cage stars in this movie. But let's not hold that against the film. Nice to see his actual hair in this though. No crazy stupid wigs present.

Hellboy is Everywhere

Here he is doing a PSA for kitties. Hellboy loves kitties.

Here he is with the American Gladiators.

And here he is, hanging out with Chuck from the show . . . "Chuck". It's nice to see some support for "Hellboy II: The Golden Army". I'm a big fan of the first "Hellboy" movie, and I'm totally psyched to see Guillermo Del Toro's 2nd take on the character. Movie comes out July 11th. Mark your calendars.

Mirrors - Red Band Trailer

I hadn't heard much about this movie, but it is directed by Alexandre Aja, who directed the great "The Hills Have Eyes" remake and also made the thoroughly intense "High Tension (Haute Tension)". I heard there was a tamer trailer out there for "Mirrors", but fuck that. It's all about the red-band-trailers around here. I love them. And with good reason. This movie looks fan-fucking-tastic. Keifer Sutherland looks like he's genuinely losing it here, and poor Amy Smart . . . that's fucked up right there. Mouths shouldn't open that way. Anyway, enjoy the video, and don't forget to verify your age, kiddies.

Britney Spears Upskirt - Like Riding a Bicycle

I haven't actually blogged in a while (like a week), so, when I sat down with my laptop this morning, I was a little apprehensive as to what subject matter to tackle. This is, after all, my triumphant prodigal-son style return to blogging. Britney Spears makes it so damn effortless though, it's like riding a bicycle. Here she is, as always, getting out of a vehicle, and wearing something that maybe she should have thought twice about. It lets us see the upskirt, and even though we might not want to see it, the papz are always there, ready to strike. But, the upskirt shows underpants, and nothing much more salacious. Until, they catch her going up some stairs, and they start shooting from behind. That's what's going on with picture #2. At first, it looks like any old upskirt, but if you click on the picture, and increase the magnification, you can make out something poking out of her panties. And I think it's hair. Pubic hair. Coming out the back end. So, that's technically ass hair right? Kinda gross, but there might be some hirsute-lovers out there who want to see hairy ass-upskirts. So, consider this my gift to you.

June Search Terms

I've been working quite a bit lately. That's the only explanation I have for the extremely lean posting week I've had recently. It's going to be even worse the next couple of days. I'm currently getting ready to work two 15 hour days back to back, along with an 9 hour day on Saturday. My brain is pretty fried as a result of this (just thinking about this monumental amount of work tires my brain out), so this is all I can muster for right now.

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George Carlin: 1937 - 2008

Fuck! Another great bites the dust. George Carlin died yesterday from heart failure. He was 71. He had a long career as a stand-up comedian, had been in movies and television. This guy was a comic legend. I will personally miss him, even though I personally never knew him.

Britney's Back, Bitch

Well, Britney Spears has made her triumphant comeback . . . and it seems to have included the rather complicated medical procedure some people call: an add-a-dick-tomy. This clip also has Sharon Osbourne and David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff gushing over how much they like this version of Britney Spears . . . and of course, some cranky Englishman who seems to be the voice of reason.

When Guttenberg Attacks!

I don't remember Steve Guttenberg being this angry or intense. My memories of the 80's and early 90's are somewhat vague (thanks to selective amnesia), but he always seemed like a nice guy. At least a witty motherfucker in those "Police Academy" movies. And his recent "Dancing with the Stars" stint (not that I watch that show, rather, I've seen clips on shows that make fun of that show, ex: The Soup & Best Week Ever), he almost seemed like he was happy and almost blessed to have a camera pointed at him again. Which is why, I'm sitting here, scratching my head, wondering what the fuck these pictures are all about. Is he mad that the paparazzi are following him around and snapping pictures of him? Isn't that what you wanted Guttenberg? Some sort of celebrity again? Because if that's what you want, then get used to it buddy. This is what modern day celebs have to contend with on a daily basis, and even though some might not like the attention, its essential to their success. So, if you want to go back to living in a tiny apartment somewhere, getting your "Police Academy" residual checks . . . then fine. But if you want to kick-start your "career", get used to this.

Or not, it's still kinda funny. More pictures below.





Mad or constipated? You be the judge.

Rocking Fella - WTF's up with them Glasses?

This .gif was created using photos taken at a Coldplay concert shot by the BBC. It's slightly hypnotizing . . . I don't think I've ever seen Jay-Z wearing grandma glasses in the past. Ricky Gervais kind of classes up the picture . . . but Jay-Z . . . WTF mang?

P.S. - Enjoy this while it lasts. .Gif's don't usually stick around for long.

My DVD Queue - 6/21/08

I buy a lot of DVD's. I have yet made the jump to Blu-Ray, largely due to the fact that I don't want to buy a PS3. But, I've come across an interesting phenomenon lately. I'm buying more movies than I have time to watch them in . . . I'm not sure if that makes sense, but here's my current list of pending DVD titles to watch.

Frontier(s) - I actually got this a good couple of weeks ago. From the DVD case itself, it says it's the French answer to "Hostel" and "Saw". So, I'm expecting lots of bloody torture.

Cloverfield - I've seen this movie. I bought the DVD just on the strength of that and also so I could see some of the behind-the-scenes stuff that it comes with. But, I bought this so long ago that I can't pin-point the exact time of purchase. It's well before I got "Frontier(s)", so that can give you an idea on how long I've been sitting on this DVD purchase.

Supernatural: Season 1 - This I already started watching, but since it's a whole season spread over 6 discs, it's taking me some time to watch. I only just recently started watching this CW show, and I didn't think I would be too much into it. I was wrong. This is a very well put together show, and the next DVD on the queue should attest to that.

Supernatural: Season 2 - This is next up on my DVD priority list. I think I've already said enough good things about this show. I still need to buy season 3, and pick up season 4 when it comes out so I can be all caught up.

Jumper - My wife and I started this movie already, and no wonder it didn't get great reviews when it hit theaters. Hayden Christiansen has to be one of the most unlikeable movie heroes of all time. We probably got through 1/3 of the movie before we had to turn it off. I'll definitely finish watching it, but it might sit around for a few weeks before I revisit this.

The Signal - This was just purchased yesterday, based on a review I read for "The Happening" which states that this is the movie that M. Knight Shyamalan's movie wanted to be. We got maybe 10 minutes into it before my wife got totally freaked out about it and said we should watch this during the day time. I might actually finish this movie up on Sunday, when I have some free time.

So, that's what I currently have to watch or need to finish watching. More updates as my DVD collection increases.

Post # 1500! Brought to you by Boobs!

I wanted to do something special for my fifteenth hundredth (looks more regal when you spell it out), but I figured boobs would be special enough. Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard are U.K. models that pretty much live to show their tits in print and around the interwebs. I had no idea when I started this blog thing that I would end up posting naked pictures of chicks for your viewing pleasure. Oh well, things tend to evolve and change over time. I remember when this was just a place where I would tell funny stories or show pictures that made me laugh my ass off (aka LMAO). Now, it's a den of depravity which I'm pretty sure is contributing to the decline of mankind as a whole. Anyway, I'm going to stop waxing nostalgic now. Here are a couple of more choice pictures of these two models, getting all cozy and touchy-feely with each other.



These pictures come courtesy of "Nuts" magazine, which, judging by it's content, must have received lots of nuts all over it's pages over the course of its publishing history . . . what? It's called a pun. Deal with it.

China Chow Topless with Keanu Reeves

There's not much that I remember about 1998's "The Big Hit", other than China Chow being held captive for most of the movie in a school girl outfit. It's now 10 years later, and here she is, topless with Keanu Reeves. Although I would have preferred to see this then, rather than now, I won't complain too much. Although, seeing Keanu topless is not all that fun. Put a shirt on already. Here's some more topless action, sans Keanu.

Thumbs up for boobs!

Ong Bak 2 Cannes Promo Reel

After watching "Ong Bak" (which my wife adorably pronounces "Mmm-bop"), I became an instant Tony Jaa fan. Which is why right now I have a raging martial arts inspired boner after watching this Cannes promo reel for "Ong Bak 2", which adds other martial arts to the already enjoyable Muay Thai style. You have to check out this video, and get ready to get kicked in the nuts by this movie when it is released here in the states.

Stan Winston, 1946 - 2008

I'm going to interrupt my regular sick-as-a-dog scheduled programming to drop this post in, because I feel it's somewhat important. Stan Winston passed away over the weekend. Those who are into movies will instantly know who I'm talking about. If you don't, chances are you've enjoyed many of the films he's worked on in the past. Check out his IMDB page to see this prolific special effects master's work.

BAFW on Sick Leave

By now, you might have noticed that I really haven't posted much of anything since Tuesday. Shortly after returning from my vacation, I fell ill with what I think was a case of the flu. Needless to say, I've been feeling utterly shitty for the past couple of days, and the high dosages of Robitussin and Day/NyQuil have not been allowing me to put my brain to work on posting stuff. Sorry. So, hang tight, as soon as I kick this bug for good, I'll be back with daily posts for your entertainment.

"Futurama - Beast With a Billion Backs" Trailer

This is the trailer to the 2nd Futurama full-length, straight to DVD feature film. I'm not sure how many more of these will come out. "Bender's Big Score" was amusing, and I'm pretty much going to pick this up just based on my love of "Futurama" in general. Even if it ends up being uneven and only funny half of the time, that's still leaps and bounds better than "The Simpsons". Blegh, why is that still on TV?

BAFW Vacation in Progress

Some of you might not have noticed that since Friday afternoon, I've been on vacation. I set up BAFW to keep posting things (mostly videos as you have seen) during my absence using Blogger's future posting option. It's pretty cool. I spent Saturday through Monday in Las Vegas, gambling and drinking giant margarita drinks (and subsequently feeling like shit) the whole weekend. We even caught a burlesque show over at The Palms casino courtesy of my cousin Mig. The whole weekend was a great time and I only (technically) lost $100 bucks. My sister won $1000 on a dollar slot machine (I think she said it was a Wheel of Fortune one) and my brother in law came up even after spending way too much time at the blackjack tables over at the Paris casino. We even saw some sharks over in old Las Vegas, along with a trippy as fuck light show on Fremont street. The whole weekend was jam-packed with fun shit, and I wish I could give you an event by event breakdown of what happened. Unfortunately, I don't remember much. But, I did snap this picture while at the Golden Nugget's parking lot in downtown Las Vegas.

It's hard to speed when you're only walking

WTF Nikki Cox?

When will people learn that plastic surgery is not going to make you look better. Specially, when you decide to make your lips look like flotation devices. Nikki Cox used to be hot. I think. She was in a few shows, the most recent one "Las Vegas", but now, I'm not sure she'd get any work unless it involves a nice paper bag covering her face. And that's Jay Mohr, right? He's still alive? Anyway, let's not get sidetracked here. Look at that mouth! Don't get to close to your monitors. It might just suck you in.

Sienna Miller Dumps Hunk of the Century

Sienna Miller, who has been in some movies (that I haven't seen or can't remember seeing), has ended her relationship with fiance, and super hot hunk of man meat, Rhys Ifans. OK, so maybe that's somewhat inaccurate. By, "super hot hunk of man meat" I meant, what the fuck was she thinking letting that homeless man touch her in her no-no parts? Sienna did do the classy thing and dumped Ifans over the phone, citing that it was his jealousy, not her excessive visits to her ex-boyfriend, that did the relationship in. Full story from The Sun below:

Screen beauty SIENNA MILLER has dumped actor boyfriend RHYS IFANS because he was jealous about her seeing her ex-love — MATTHEW RHYS. The blonde Alfie star broke the bad news to Welshman Ifans in a tearful phone call last weekend.

She blamed her decision on their long-distance relationship, during which Ifans became suspicious that she had rekindled her romance with Matthew. But Sienna, 26, insists she and her ex are just good friends — even though she has seen a lot more of Matthew during her regular trips to LA in recent months.

A source said: "Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages.

"She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called 'incriminating evidence'. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him and the time she puts into the relationship. When they are together they get on so well. But she can't cope with his jealousy."

I think the jealousy angle was just an excuse. I mean, look at this poor schmuck.

If this guy is making your panties insta-wet ladies, you've got issues. One more picture of them lounging around, enjoying the "good times".

Tropic Thunder Red Band Trailer

I love red band trailers. They're my abso-fucking-lute favorite thing of all. "Tropic Thunder" is coming out later this year. Check this out. Finally, a Ben Stiller movie I want to see. It hasn't been since the late 90's that something like that has happened. Also in the film, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr, and Nick Nolte. Looks fucking great.

Kate Walsh vs. Nature = Upskirt

I don't watch whatever show(s) Kate Walsh is a part of. I think it requires a vagina to enjoy. Unfortunately, I'm ill equipped for that sort of television programming. That, coupled with the fact that I don't find her particularly attractive makes me wonder . . . just why the fuck am I posting this up? An upskirt is an upskirt after all, and I know you like them. You probably actually looked for this. So, consider this an early Christmas present. I know, I give and give and give and what do I get in return. A few clicks and actual purchases from my sponsors would be nice.

Fucking cheapskates. Here's what you're actually looking for. From the angle that the shot is taken, it's not very clear if Walsh is wearing underpants. You can draw your own conclusions as to what's really going on under that dress. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

Ouch of the Month - Reinstated and Ouchier than Ever

I used to run an "Ouch of the Week" during this blog's early days. I discontinued it, largely in part to lack of interest in my part. But, as soon as I saw this picture, it reignited the "ouch" flame in me. And this one is a brutal motherfucking "ouch". This happened in Mexico. Someone fell asleep at the wheel and plowed into a bike race. 10 people were injured, 1 person was killed, and the guy at the wheel (reports indicate he was drunk) is most likely going to be charged with some degree of murder. You can check out the actual news story over at CNN.com.

This post ushers the return of this feature to BAFW, but it won't be a weekly thing. I'm going for something more monthly-oriented.

Burn After Reading Red Band Trailer

"Burn After Reading" is the latest Coen Brothers movie, and it's got a red band trailer. Those are the ones with foul language and/or nudity. This one just has bad words in it, and some random violence. But the movie looks to be pretty funny. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand and John Malkovich star in this, along with other actors (which I can't remember at this point in time), so it should be a pretty decent movie. Check out the trailer, but don't let the kids watch it. They'll develop potty mouths.

New Linkage

Here at BAFW, we (really just me, you can't count my dormant multiple personalities. Not like they do anything anyway. Fucking lazy bastards . . . where was I again?) appreciate links that generate traffic to this most humble (really the best blog ever, but I'm still being modest) of blogs on the blogosphere. The two most recent link contributors, or traffic generators, are listed below. They both link the "Bikini-Star Galactica" post from a couple of days ago, and I don't blame them. That post was red-hot.

SF Signal
Ghost of a Flea

Along with being recognized in this post, their blogs/sites will get featured linkage on my sidebar. I know, how freaking cool is that? You guys can start your victory lap whenever you want.

Prince is a Creep

Prince, or as I like to call him, the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, covered Radiohead's "Creep" at the Coachella festival this year. Then, after he heard that the cover was up on YouTube and other video sharing websites, he went ahead and had his lawyers block the video. Even though it was not his to block to begin with. Even Radiohead, who were curious as to what the cover sounded like, were denied access to the performance, even though they are the rightful owners of the song. Below is an excerpt from a legitimate news blog about the whole ordeal

After word spread that Prince covered Radiohead's "Creep" at Coachella, the tens of thousands who couldn't be there ran to YouTube for a peek. Everyone was quickly denied - even Radiohead. In a recent interview, Thom Yorke said he heard about Prince's performance from a text message and thought it was "hilarious." Yorke laughed when his bandmate, guitarist Ed O'Brien, said the blocking had prevented him from seeing Prince's version of their song. "Really? He's blocked it?" asked Yorke, who figured it was their song to block or not. "Surely we should block it. Hang on a moment." Yorke added: "Well, tell him to unblock it. It's our song."

In my opinion, Prince was just probably ashamed of the absolutely terrible job he did of butchering such an iconic song. What a fucking creep.

EDIT - Had to go find a new video of the song in question because the video was pulled from the original site. Prince, just give it a break pal. Go masturbate your guitar, or whatever it is Prince does.

Audrina Patridge - Good Ol' Fashioned Upskirt

Audrina Patridge seems to be everywhere lately. This is like the 2nd or 3rd actual post I've had that involves something that she's been up to lately in the past couple of months. Which is more than I had posted about her in the past couple of years since I started this blog. This time, she's just showing the tried-and-true method of upskirting. Exiting a vehicle. Way to kick it old school Patridge. She's not really all that interesting, so I'll leave it at that.

Mariah Carey - Baseball Superstar

I don't know why Mariah Carey is throwing the opening pitch for some baseball game in Japan . . . but apparently, her arm needs a little work. That is some fantastic failure of a pitch. Seriously. I'm wondering if the Japanese subjected her to bucket-loads of bukkake after she botched up this extremely easy task.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno Audition

"Zack and Miri Make a Porno" is the latest film from writer/director Kevin Smith. My favorite fat man in a trench-coat and shorts got Elizabeth Banks (Scrubs) and Seth Rogen (Knocked Up, Pineapple Express) for this movie, pretty much ensuring the hilarity factor. Rock solid Smith. This is making me forget about that piece of crap "Jersey Girl" movie abortion you made. Retribution fool!*

*The opera music channel my wife has going on in the background is making my writing a little more dramatic than usual. I feel like a need a rapier and some burly fellows to fight with right now. Adieu mon petit blog++.

++Holy fuck that was bug-nuts crazy. WTF mang?

Bikini-Star Galactica

"Battlestar Galactica" is one of my favorite shows. Period. Everything about the show, from the writing to the acting to dramatic scenes to the full blown space sci-fi action is pitch-perfect. And they have some hot ass robot babes to boot. So, here they are. Two Cylons and a human (at least for now) cast members have stripped their flight suits and slipped into bikinis for a photoshoot. I don't know what the publication is, and to tell you the truth, I don't care much. It's just a shame that "Battlestar Galactica" is ending with its fourth season. I'm going to miss the show. Enjoy the pictures and check out the show, airing tonight on the Sci-Fi Channel. Check your local listings for times. What the fuck do I look like, your own personal TV Guide.







Many thanks to Grace Park, Katee Sackhoff and Tricia Helfer for putting in great performances on the show. Kudos on the camel-toes as well. The science fiction fanbase should go nuts for these pictures.