More Miley Cyrus than I Actually Want to See

Seriously, I don't want to see this. Who is keeping track of this kid and her iPhone? These pictures actually comes from a recent hack of Miley Cyrus's boyfriend's phone. I guess she's dating one of the Jonas Brothers, whatever that means. A hacker that goes by the name of "TrainReq" (hence the watermarks on the pics) got in there, nabbed the pictures, and actually has been in contact with the media to see who wants to buy the even "jucier" pics. There is also talk about e-mails that were read and not saved that detail intimate sexual encounters between the not yet 18 year old couple. So, Billy Ray? Excellent parenting. You should really think about not counting your daughter's millions, and keeping close tabs on her. Otherwise, things like the picture above, and the picture below, are only going to be the tip of an underage sex scandal.

Sideboob-Burg - Jessica Simpson

It's been awhile since I've posted a "Sideboob-burg" posting. Maybe women in Hollywood are beginning to wisen up on just what makes papparazzi cameras flash like crazy. And, this is why Jessica Simpson is now walking around with her tata's almost popping out of her dress. You will see in the picture below that we're just a iPhone's thickness (that's pretty thin for the not technologically savvy out there) away from seeing not just an areola, but full on nipple as well.

Interesting Jaime fact: The first actual live titty that I saw, back in the sixth grade, was courtesy of a sideboob. I had seen boobs before on television and print, but I have to thank a loose tank-top wearing classmate for letting me experience full view of a boob. Your early blossoming contributed to my entrance into puberty. And hey, it's not creepy if I was the same age at the time OK.

Simpson's sideboob in question below.

Still Drooling - Apple iPhone in Action

Goddamn it . . . I need this phone. And I need a new computer. I hope I get my settlement money soon, 'cause I totally need some of this cellphone action. Hmm . . . that reminds me, I have to call the lawyers. Anyway, check out this video and drool over just how uncool this phone makes your phone look.

iPhone Dials up my Interest

Well, the time has finally come. The iPhone from Apple is revealed . . . and it indeed does not have buttons. It also does not look like the previously leaked image that can be found in that perma-link there. So, the information was a little off. Who cares, look at that thing. It runs OSX, aka - what Windows Vista wants so badly to be. It's 11 mm thick. That's millimeters. Get metric already. That's 1.1 centimeters thin, or, if you want to use the British measurement scale, it translates to roughly "thinner than anything out there". So, how do you use it? Well, it will have a stylus-free, multi-finger touchscreen interface. It contains motion-sensors to detect orientation. So if you hold it sideways, the display will flip to accommodate you. Automatically senses when you put it to your ear and turns off sound and picture. It connects with your iPod, and syncs with iTunes to show video and pictures and play MP3s. Allows real-time scrolling of music either stored on the phone or through connected iPod. And, it senses ambient light levels and adjusts display to optimum quality. It also gives Jaimes multiple orgasms when you put it up to their ear(s). So, there it is. Who's getting one?

UPDATE!
OMG OMG OMG. This picture is much better than my original picture, and can be found as part of Gizmodo's MacWorld coverage. Thanks to Ryan for bringing that to my attention. This cellphone's like the 2nd coming of Jesus.