OMG, It's Amy Winehouse's Pubes!

I think my eyes just put a hit on me for making them watch the pictures on this post. It's disgusting really. Make sure your eyes and yourself are on good terms when checking out this post, or you might find contract killers knocking on your door. Or your eyes might just commit suicide on you. It's that bad. And if it weren't bad already that you can see a hint of Amy Winehouse pubic action in the picture above, below is the extreme close-up. I know, what have you done to deserve this? Nothing. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. It's life.

EDIT: And . . . once again, they're gone. Shaved from existence by Photobucket's people. I was going to re-post using my Picturetrail account, but that was deleted. Apparently, I broke some kind of rule. I think it was the nudie pictures. Tee-hee. You can still make out what's going on in the picture above, but the extreme close-up really sealed the deal.

Sarah Jessica Parker Disgusting Down-Blouse/Dress

First off all . . . these pictures are from the "Sex and the City" movie. Yes, I'll let that settle in your mind before I continue. Why the fuck is there a movie being made about that show, which I'm pretty sure hasn't been on TV for well over half a decade. And who thinks that Sarah Jessica Parker looks good with anything other than a paper bag over her head? These are very important questions that I think a Washington D.C. think tank should get right on. Screw getting that whole Iraq thing solved. We need to solve this problem that is happening on our own turf. Just look at that picture below this paragraph. Do you want to see that, blown up on the big screen? I could have sworn that picture was a scene for the next "The Hills Have Eyes" movie . . . but it's not. It's a Sarah Jessica Parker down-blouse . . . or technically a down-wedding-gown. Whatever it's called, it's fucking gross. Where's Jack Bauer when you really need him.