Ouch of the Month - Reinstated and Ouchier than Ever

I used to run an "Ouch of the Week" during this blog's early days. I discontinued it, largely in part to lack of interest in my part. But, as soon as I saw this picture, it reignited the "ouch" flame in me. And this one is a brutal motherfucking "ouch". This happened in Mexico. Someone fell asleep at the wheel and plowed into a bike race. 10 people were injured, 1 person was killed, and the guy at the wheel (reports indicate he was drunk) is most likely going to be charged with some degree of murder. You can check out the actual news story over at CNN.com.

This post ushers the return of this feature to BAFW, but it won't be a weekly thing. I'm going for something more monthly-oriented.

Sexy Gollum? No, that's Ashley Olsen

So, I don't know what makes someone pose for the camera looking like this (to the right), but it's probably the water in Mexico. This must be some weird variation of Montezuma's revenge. She was probably chewing on some ice (because you know how much the Olsen twins love calories) and has been diarreahing it up for 5 days straight . . . which, by the way, is a great way to lose weight . . . and now can't help but walk around like this. Her butthole must be on fire. Which is why, in the picture below, she's trying to get a sea-breeze to cool it off. That's really the only reasonable explanation I can come up with. And since I have a PhD in Knowing it All, I think you should go with what I'm telling you. I can't be wrong, specially if the reader is a woman.


Head on out to The Superficial, who's got a ton of pictures of this. More so than I am willing to swipe from them and post here.