The Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer

Since magic is all the rage these days, Disney is dipping into the dark arts and pulling "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" out of it's hat. Directed by Jon Turtletaub (who might or might not be turtle'y enough for your turtle club) and starring Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel, and Alfred Molina, it doesn't look like it has much in common with the "Fantasia" short that might have inspired it, but it still looks decent enough to watch thanks to super-producer Jerry Bruckheimer throwing tons of money at this project. The trailer looks pretty slick and, despite the presence of Nick Cage, pretty darn good. Check out the trailer in YouTube format, or, for the more discerning trailer watcher, click on this link to take you to the Apple page for all sorts of Quicktime options. This movie comes out in 2010.

Britney Spears Hangs Out in Concert

Some of you might have already seen or heard about this. But, since I've been a little behind with the posting lately, I figured I would post it up anyway. Just in case someone might not have been aware about Britney Spears and her ever exposed pussy. Yup, while it can't be seen on this video (or any video on YouTube . . . BAFW has looked), you can clearly hear Britney saying "MY PUSSY IS HANGING OUT" after finishing up her performance. I found a video that pretty much gets down to business. There are others out there that include the song, but if you're here, chances are you're not a fan of the music, but rather a fan of Britney's many mishaps. And I don't even think that it's all that important, by now, if we see the actual genitalia or not. We've all seen it before, right? It can't be any different. Maybe a little more stretched out than before? You know, due to the miracle of hillbilly, back-2-back childbirth.

Pussycat Doll Slips a Nip

I guess the Pussycat Dolls still have a career that involves singing in front of large audiences. I had totally forgotten about them for a long time, but I guess when one of them slips pretty much her whole boob, it's something to take notice off. Nicole Scherzinger can be seen in the picture above (for as long as Photobucket will allow it to be seen) having a pretty blatant wardrobe malfunction. And, there's even a video on Youtube. Embedding has been disabled by request of whomever uploaded it, but you can check it out here. It's a little on the blurry side, but you can make it out the incident happening around 2:15 - 2:25. That's pretty much all I can do to show you folks what happened. If Photobucket takes down the picture (like they most always do), you still have the video on Youtube . . . until that's taken down. Too many nipple-Nazi's out there.

**Shout out to Egotastic.com for showing me what everyone was looking for on the interwebs recently. And for watermarking the only picture I could find of this.

Newest Transformers Trailer

I did not go see the newest "Friday the 13th" movie which had this trailer running prior to it, so I had to wait until yesterday to check it out over at the Yahoo! movies website. And now, YouTube has it. And not just a handycam version of it. The trailer is a series of money shots that doesn't really give me much as far as what the movie will be about. But it also tells me that the movie is going to have some impressive visuals. That, and did the Decepticons get bigger? I'm getting a larger sense of scale from the images in this trailer. In any case, I guess we'll all find out later this year when the movie hits theaters. Until then, check out the trailer. I mean not all the time. I don't want you just sitting here and watching the video over and over again. That would be stupid.

Observe and Report on this Red Band Trailer

I know there's a certain "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" movie out there that might have ruined the whole "mall security guard" comedy sub-genre. I haven't watched it, but I heard it was terrible. His name rhymes with fart? No wonder it stinks. If you still have faith in the humor that comes from your mall security staff, then "Observe and Report" is the movie for you. And it's so bad ass, that the studio decided to put out a red band trailer for it. I could have sent you to the movie's webpage, but you have to go through some ridiculous age verification process. But Youtube didn't seem to have this problem. So kids, get your watching eyes ready. This movie has the great Seth Rogen in it. Anna Faris is playing "the hot girl" and even Ray Liotta is in it. Check out the trailer, and get ready to revisit the mall on April 10th.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Super Bowl Ad

For some odd reason, Hulu.com was missing this from their roster of Super Bowl ads. But, you can always count on Youtube to have it. This is another movie ad that I happened to catch during the Super Bowl that piqued my interest. I had head that Stephen Sommers, of Mummy and Van Helsing infamy, had been working on a G.I. Joe movie, and to tell you the truth, based on his previous work, I wasn't all that excited about it. But now, seeing this amazing 30 or so seconds of footage, I'm leaning towards slightly excited. It could still blow, and this might be the best footage that the movie has to offer, but I'd like to think of myself as an optimist in 2009. So I'm going to give Sommers the benefit of the doubt, and I'll give his little "G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra" movie a shot when it comes out later this year.

Watching the Watchmen

Zack Snyder, the genius behind "300" and the "Dawn of the Dead" remake, has a trailer up for his new movie "Watchmen" up. I included the YouTube version for quick viewing, but you have to head on over to Apple for a much nicer, crisper, Quicktime trailer. You'll love the difference. Oh, and this movie looks bad ass. Really sweet trailer too. I'm totally geeking out right now.

More Evil Deads? Hmm . . .

AICN has a pretty nifty video (which would be here if I could re-post it or find it on YouTube) of Bruce Campbell talking to some EW douchebag about the possibility of a new "Evil Dead" that would possibly feature him. You have to sit through a short promo for Campbell's returning USA show "Burn Notice", but it's OK, because it also features Campbell doing what he does best. So, head on over to Aint it Cool News and check it out. And don't forget to pick up the latest iteration of any of the "Evil Dead" films coming out from Anchor Bay. I already have the Necronomicon version of the first movie. Do you?

Cloverfield Alternate Endings

"Cloverfield" is getting its DVD release this month, and just in time for that, a couple of the alternate endings from that release have found their way onto YouTube. I enjoyed this movie, so chances are that I'll get it when it comes out on DVD. These endings don't deviate too much from what was originally included in the theatrical release, but they're still cool and therefore warrant a post about them.

The Full Monty

Monty Python is one of the best things to ever come out of the United Kingdom. It makes me laugh, even now. You can check out this Monty Python video wall which has an adequately large amount of Monty Python videos uploaded to YouTube. Check it out. Should make for some fun times.

Space Ghost - Knifin' Around

I had watched this episode of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" a few years ago. I fell in love with it then, and today, I rediscovered it through my cable's On Demand service. Here it is, in all of it's YouTube'y glory. It features Bjork, Thom York and plenty of hilarious hijinks. This is one of the reasons why I will continue to watch Cartoon Network's Adult Swim . . . forever.

Tyra Banks has a Dream

As I sat there (there being my work chair) and watched this video . . . I almost laughed out loud. Not because of Tyra's incessant "me me me my I me" rants, but because she's got a bit of a bulge down there. I'm sure if the resolution on YouTube were better, then we'd probably be able to see the full deliniation and definition of that camel-toe she's sporting. Tyra Banks everyone . . . making granny swimsuits sexy again.

If you're a chubby-chaser.

And like self-absorbed women.

And love chicks with fiveheads (that's like a forehead . . . only larger).