Sienna Miller Dumps Hunk of the Century

Sienna Miller, who has been in some movies (that I haven't seen or can't remember seeing), has ended her relationship with fiance, and super hot hunk of man meat, Rhys Ifans. OK, so maybe that's somewhat inaccurate. By, "super hot hunk of man meat" I meant, what the fuck was she thinking letting that homeless man touch her in her no-no parts? Sienna did do the classy thing and dumped Ifans over the phone, citing that it was his jealousy, not her excessive visits to her ex-boyfriend, that did the relationship in. Full story from The Sun below:

Screen beauty SIENNA MILLER has dumped actor boyfriend RHYS IFANS because he was jealous about her seeing her ex-love — MATTHEW RHYS. The blonde Alfie star broke the bad news to Welshman Ifans in a tearful phone call last weekend.

She blamed her decision on their long-distance relationship, during which Ifans became suspicious that she had rekindled her romance with Matthew. But Sienna, 26, insists she and her ex are just good friends — even though she has seen a lot more of Matthew during her regular trips to LA in recent months.

A source said: "Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages.

"She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called 'incriminating evidence'. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him and the time she puts into the relationship. When they are together they get on so well. But she can't cope with his jealousy."

I think the jealousy angle was just an excuse. I mean, look at this poor schmuck.

If this guy is making your panties insta-wet ladies, you've got issues. One more picture of them lounging around, enjoying the "good times".

Sienna Miller Bikini Update . . Now with More Cameltoe

Every time I post something about Sienna Miller, I feel like I'm beating a dead horse. I mean, is there any part of this woman that we haven't seen naked or on the verge of being naked? Probably not, but it is escaping my memory if we've seen any camel-toe action from her recently. Which explains why I'm posting the picture above. It's somewhat nice to see that Miller has gotten the hang of the whole bikini thing. Not like yesterday, when that just kept falling off or she kept removing it herself. So, there you go camel-toe lovers. Never say I don't do anything for you.

Sienna Miller Accidental Bikini Nip-Slip Evolves

Sienna Miller, famous actress for I don't know what exactly, was frolicking at the beach when this little accidental nip-slip happened. But, this is Sienna Miller, so a nip-slip really wouldn't suffice for her. It's nice that she's always trying to improve things, which brings us to the picture below. Same day, different location, probably still at the beach, but now, Sienna has completely removed the top half of her bikini. She turned an accidental nip-slip into a full on topless incident. If that's not proof of evolution, I don't know what is.

Sienna Miller vs. Ocean . . . . Everyone Wins

Sienna Miller should just give up trying to cover up her naked skin. Eventually, something like this happens. And, apparently, it happens all the time to her. This last instance involves the ocean, who happens to be determined to take her bikini bottoms off. I don't even have anything else to say about this. Head on out to the Egotastic for more fancy words and pictures.

Sienna Miller Naked, Again

Sienna Miller is shooting some movie where she's a hippie. From the looks of it, it's not really period-precise. I mean, look at that little landing strip where there should be a flourishing 70s bush. Or maybe she's playing an undercover female cop infiltrating a commune of murdering hippie psychopaths. Never trust those hippie motherfuckers. They're up to something. Always. With their patchulie (just how do you spell that anyway), Birkenstocks and free love propaganda. But, whatever, maybe she's playing a modern hippie trying to revolutionize women's down-there-hair configurations. Whatever the case may be, there are a couple of more pictures here, including one for the ass-preferring people out there. Enjoy.







Edit: Yes, Photobucket got to these, but I've re-loaded them. I wonder if they'll ever actually contact me about this little cat and mouse game that we play.

Sienne Miller Topless

I know, if you're anything like me, then you're saying to yourself "What? Again? I wish I could go through one day without seeing her semi-nude". It's the truth though. Apart from being Jude Law's ex-girlfriend and being in a couple of movies no one has seen, Sienna Miller spends her days making sure the paparazzi see her without clothes, or wearing underwear out in public like she's some sort of super-hero whore. I mean, common, enough is enough. I think she's in some sort of "shock and awe" campaign to woo the American movie audience . . . with nudity. Not in films. So, um . . maybe it's not the American movie audience that she's looking for. Maybe she wants the pervert demographic.

Whatever it is, enjoy the picture before Photobucket decides to take it down. They're such prudes about things like this.

Nipple-Topia - Come in Twos

It's Thursday, and I came across a few shots of a couple of blond Hollywood stars showing a little more nipple than they would want to. The first, directly to the left of this paragraph, is Sienna Miller. The most popular non-important celeb currently being pushed upon us by the media. For a woman that is famous because Jude Law fucked around with the babysitter while dating her, I'd say she's doing pretty OK for herself. The following pictures were taken while she was eating or something. You can see, if you click on the pictures to make them larger, the nipple in question. It's not spectacular, but it's there. And that's all it really needs to be right?


One more close up of the nipple in this "Whoa! Extreme Close-Up!". I love making references to "Wayne's World".


The next celebrity is BAFW's latest bikini-infatuated celebrity. I'm talking about none other than Kate Bosworth. While she is still a bit on the skinny side, she is seen in the photos below handling a baby. A baby that will most obviously be thinking to itself . . . where are the boobs? They're still not up to "Blue Crush" potential, but it takes time to rehabilitate a body . . . right? I'm still keeping the hope alive.


Let's move in for a close up. Click on the picture, make it bigger. You might also want to break out a magnifying glass and your Sherlock Holmes hat. You're going to need to go looking for it.

Sienna Miller Hangs Out

Sienna Miller, star of that "Factory Girl" movie nobody saw, and generally famous for dating, then breaking up with, then dating again, and then breaking up with Jude Law who fucked their babysitter while they were together (convoluted?) is seen in these pictures hanging out topless at a beach. It would also appear that Cousin It from the Addam's Family has gotten a haircut and shaved, and is also hanging out with Sienna on said beach. And why is this news? Um . . . I don't know. She's barely a celebrity. Her cans are not that spectacular. If she could be replaced with say Natalie Portman (if you're shooting for the stars) or Olivia Munn (if we're going for same celebrity level) in these pictures and you replace Mr. Longhair McManly with say . . . me . . . or a clone of Natalie Portman and/or Olivia Munn, things would be better. But, we're talking perfect world scenarios here. We all know the world ain't perfect, and this is all we have to work with. Once poverty and war and all the other terrible things in this world are wiped out, then we'll be able to see topless beach pictures of our favorite celebs. Get crackin' world. I'm not waiting forever for this.

I See London . . .

I see France . . . I see Sienna Miller's underpants. Yes, this is what passes for fashion these days. Not wearing pants, which, incidentally, is a recurring dream of mine (I go places with pieces of clothing missing. You know, shopping but I'm only wearing underpants, 1 sock and a t-shirt . . . stuff like that). This was taken at the premiere of some movie she's in. Something about factories and girl. Could be called "Factory Girl" for all I care. That's not the point. The point is . . . she went out in public, fully knowing that she was wearing granny panties under black lace stockings and decided to call it an outfit. What the fuck Sienna Miller. What do you wear to Church . . . your "birthday suit"? A fucking fig leaf over your naughty parts? At least she's not flashing her coochie like her American counterparts. I'm looking at you Britney and Lindsay . . . but my view is not straying south of the border. I don't want those crotches burnt into my memory forever. One more picture of Sienna, with the slightest hint of camel-toe and crazy. Just look at that expression. It just begs for straight-jacket.

The Emperor's pants? No, I have no idea what you're talking about.