When Guttenberg Attacks!

I don't remember Steve Guttenberg being this angry or intense. My memories of the 80's and early 90's are somewhat vague (thanks to selective amnesia), but he always seemed like a nice guy. At least a witty motherfucker in those "Police Academy" movies. And his recent "Dancing with the Stars" stint (not that I watch that show, rather, I've seen clips on shows that make fun of that show, ex: The Soup & Best Week Ever), he almost seemed like he was happy and almost blessed to have a camera pointed at him again. Which is why, I'm sitting here, scratching my head, wondering what the fuck these pictures are all about. Is he mad that the paparazzi are following him around and snapping pictures of him? Isn't that what you wanted Guttenberg? Some sort of celebrity again? Because if that's what you want, then get used to it buddy. This is what modern day celebs have to contend with on a daily basis, and even though some might not like the attention, its essential to their success. So, if you want to go back to living in a tiny apartment somewhere, getting your "Police Academy" residual checks . . . then fine. But if you want to kick-start your "career", get used to this.

Or not, it's still kinda funny. More pictures below.





Mad or constipated? You be the judge.

Mario Lopez Launches Nip-Slip'd Lady Friend

Mario Lopez knows how to treat a lady right. I'm taking notes right now on how to better handle a nip slip from "A.C. Slater" himself. The chick that Mario Lopez has sitting on top of him is his dancing partner/girlfriend from "Dancing with the Stars" (don't ask me which season, I've never watched that show). Her name is Karina Smirnoff, and apart from having a cool name, that's pretty much all I know about her. That, and she wears bikinis, is boning "A.C. Slater", and is prone to the nip slip. Good catch Lopez. The pictures below depict his woman-tossing prowess, but not before he gets a good amount of nipple right in his eye. Extreme-close-up-style, for all the "Wayne's World" fans out there.

Heather Mills - See You Next Fall

Ok, I know I shouldn't be making fun of handicapped people. But . . . when you sign up yourself for a dancing competition called "Dancing with the Stars" and your only claim to fame is divorcing Paul McCartney from The Beatles and only having one leg, you're kind of asking for it. Plus, is that what you call dancing? I've seen electro-shock therapy patients that can move better than you, Heather Mills. The fall happens at the end of the video. You can sit through the whole thing if you're feeling a bit on the masochistic side, or you can wait until the end, and watch her take a little tumble. America . . . still cheered. God, I can't take you anywhere America.