I know you're saying to yourself now "Jessica Simpson star vehicle?? It's starring those other two dudes". Yeah yeah, I know they're there, but they're really irrelevant. Anyone putting down 10 to 13 bucks (times two if they duped their better halves to attend as well) is just paying to see Simpson walking around, bending over, sitting on tables and jumping around in the Daisy Duke short shorts. Never mind that this is being directed by one of the Broken Lizard guys (who did great work on Super Troopers & Club Dread). Below is the link that'll take you to the Superficial website that's got a screen cap of the actual court document. The document that, and I kid you not, states that Jessica Simpson IS extremely hot. That's right, it's now legal. Someone hand Ashlee a paper bag.
Friday, June 24, 2005
Dukes of Hazzard Opening Pulled Over
Apparently there has been a court order to delay the opening of the Jessica Simpson star vehicle "The Dukes of Hazzard" due to some copyright issues with another movie called "Moonrunners" that opened in 1975. This was apparently the inspiration for the television show, which is the inspiration for this 2005 release.
I know you're saying to yourself now "Jessica Simpson star vehicle?? It's starring those other two dudes". Yeah yeah, I know they're there, but they're really irrelevant. Anyone putting down 10 to 13 bucks (times two if they duped their better halves to attend as well) is just paying to see Simpson walking around, bending over, sitting on tables and jumping around in the Daisy Duke short shorts. Never mind that this is being directed by one of the Broken Lizard guys (who did great work on Super Troopers & Club Dread). Below is the link that'll take you to the Superficial website that's got a screen cap of the actual court document. The document that, and I kid you not, states that Jessica Simpson IS extremely hot. That's right, it's now legal. Someone hand Ashlee a paper bag.
The Superficial
I know you're saying to yourself now "Jessica Simpson star vehicle?? It's starring those other two dudes". Yeah yeah, I know they're there, but they're really irrelevant. Anyone putting down 10 to 13 bucks (times two if they duped their better halves to attend as well) is just paying to see Simpson walking around, bending over, sitting on tables and jumping around in the Daisy Duke short shorts. Never mind that this is being directed by one of the Broken Lizard guys (who did great work on Super Troopers & Club Dread). Below is the link that'll take you to the Superficial website that's got a screen cap of the actual court document. The document that, and I kid you not, states that Jessica Simpson IS extremely hot. That's right, it's now legal. Someone hand Ashlee a paper bag.
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4 comments:
Simpson doesn't have the rear to play Daisy. How sad.
A very funny development. All this hype and then a court case. Kinda funny when you think that the premise is that these guys are all about running from the law. Cool post.
That's bullshit drew her measurement or better then the original. If you doubt that then she at least makes up for with bigger boobs and who doesn't like more boobage!
the ass vs boob controversy will never be solved fella's.
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