The Culprit

I don't get how Nicole Richie has been in pictorials for not only Maxim, but Stuff as well . . . well, now that I think about it, since Stuff is Maxim's dumber (and that's saying a lot) sister mag, it's starting to make sense. But, the point is, who finds her to be flogging-the-bishop-worthy? I don't know how exactly it is that she managed to ride the coat tails of her better looking ex-best friend Paris Hilton, but she's here now, and doing damage.

What damage? What is she the culprit of? Well, as you may have read in an earlier post, she ruined Lindsay Lohan. I guess Nicole had been wanting to lose weight, since she looked like a cow during the first couple of seasons of The Simple Life.



It wasn't terrible, I guess she just looked like a normal person compared to the rail thin Hilton. Then, she started hitting the coke. Went to rehab, befriended the Lohan, and then got back on the coke apparently. If you don't believe me, check out one of the latest pictures of her.



Lohan claims that it was diet, exercise, and stress that caused her weight loss. I think being the friend of Richie led to this. So, thank you Nicole. No really, thank you, it's not everyday that one can out stick-figure one of the Hiltons. You deserve a special medal or commendation. We'll just have someone carry it for you though. It doesn't look like your newly improved fragile frame can handle the extra couple of ounces that medal would weigh.